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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a chee...
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“I’d tear up her ACL!”
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whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?
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is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite
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lol cq
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A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR l...
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WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"
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gross, dude. have some self-respect
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: motley corner

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868094)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: indecent dilemma

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868097)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: motley corner



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: orange really tough guy



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: cordovan lodge giraffe



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: bateful olive brunch hunting ground

Ass

Clit

Labia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869677)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Peach Titillating French Chef



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: motley corner

tp

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: orange really tough guy

*Clunge

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: motley corner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: pink tanning salon



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: orange really tough guy

ass adult woman tp

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: motley corner



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: cordovan lodge giraffe



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: blue quadroon striped hyena



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: useless national



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: geriatric avocado voyeur

adult gig?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good factory reset button digit ratio



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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: ocher well-lubricated goyim theater

whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868604)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: blue quadroon striped hyena

is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: ocher well-lubricated goyim theater

lol cq

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: motley corner

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868862)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: Awkward Indigo Main People Range

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868867)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Sienna 180 box office hissy fit

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868968)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: motley corner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Chartreuse Aromatic Roommate Menage

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869046)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: Excitant masturbator kitchen

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869086)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: stubborn razzle-dazzle space

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869130)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: motley corner

The law is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869669)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: ocher well-lubricated goyim theater

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869112)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49870651)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Sooty Corn Cake Kitty

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869645)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: ocher well-lubricated goyim theater



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: exhilarant hot therapy

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869885)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Cream Piazza



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: Racy chapel multi-billionaire



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: topaz effete shrine

we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869888)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cordovan lodge giraffe

gross, dude. have some self-respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49870072)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: motley corner



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Emerald Mischievous Hominid



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed Embarrassed To The Bone Spot Tank

This is going viral

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2052100439588364378

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49872082)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: cordovan lodge giraffe



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Sooty Corn Cake Kitty



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Floppy Territorial Philosopher-king



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: motley corner

180

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Awkward Indigo Main People Range



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Low-t Mind-boggling Famous Landscape Painting Incel



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