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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:49 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin WOOOOOOOOSH!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712710) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Are you a top or bottom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712715) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712720) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712724) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:51 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:51 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin You're fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712735) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Damn. A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712757) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!
I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712769) |
Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: trip lake stage windowlicker Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712738) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!
I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM Author: trip lake stage windowlicker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712763) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin yay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712774) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:55 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Yes, I laughed out loud |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:55 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!
PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I just got you confused with a different poster.
Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712807) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin ...I am a grocery bag... |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!
YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM Author: Contagious Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713623) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
more feces is rolling in his grave. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:59 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This is the best thread in months. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:59 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
May I have some ice cream? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:00 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
he is NOT a freezer |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:00 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!
THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!
YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!
YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:45 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!
YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!
YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
There's never anything worth eating here. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!
ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:47 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!
CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!
MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:48 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
"REFRIGATORIAL"
Always worth a bump. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin This is the best schtick in ages.
The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:48 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!
GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!
ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!
WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.
I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.
edit: and I live with my parents. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:51 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!
NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:51 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
180.
Really well-played so far. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:52 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This is a very prestigious thread.
Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:52 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!
THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!
ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.
edit: And gays |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!
THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!
THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!
YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin 191 |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This is my favorite. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree" |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!
PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
likewise.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Outstanding thread. A++ |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin best thread all day. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!
YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!
WOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!
IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!
IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:57 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?
My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!
INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.
I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!
THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!
THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.
What gives? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!
I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!
ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
REFRIGERATOR:
Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:00 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
hahaha. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!
I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!
YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!
YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!
I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"
Inspired. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713674) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
A truly prestigious thread.
I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!
I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Bastard.
What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712920) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!
ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!
MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!
IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
STFU YOU FOOL
I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:07 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I thought your shit was funny as well AC |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:07 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).
Also, air conditioners do not clean a house. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Agreed.
Well done 'fridge. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712926) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:09 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I agree |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.
By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:09 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!
THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!
NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:10 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:10 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!
I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator* |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
*BURP*
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:12 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin hahahahahahaha |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:12 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!
SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:13 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Oh...My...God.
One...Fucking...Eighty.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:13 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Um, thanks.
Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:14 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!
NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:15 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:16 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"
One of my favorite lines on the board ever.
"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"
Outstanding. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Just to be the 100th post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712945) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:16 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Shameless bump
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:17 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Credited. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin How often should I clean you? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:18 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!
JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Your thoughts on baking soda? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:19 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!
IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:20 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:20 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!
TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:21 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:21 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:22 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!
THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!
THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!
WOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:22 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit. |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:17 PM Author: Contagious Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078125) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712964) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:23 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:27 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!
I HAVE NOT!!!!
I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!
I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Great thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712978) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712980) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!
I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!
WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin i offically love this thread. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:10 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.
in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.
soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.
(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:28 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!
VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:30 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:30 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!
ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:31 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.
i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.
i am not british.
you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.
you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:10 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin You one cold brotha |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:32 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!
I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!
NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712998) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!
WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!
THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713000) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:27 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!
YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713005) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:33 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!
I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:33 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Got any good 4th of July leftovers? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin bump. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin i still love this post. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
wow.
I laughed so hard I cried. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
i peed a little. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This was Tim V. Stim, right? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:13 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:35 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:35 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
not sure, but glad I did.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Hi lolz |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:13 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
lots of group think in this thread |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin insight |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:37 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
i didnt think it wasw very good. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:37 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin well then you fuckin suck. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Hi REFRIGERATOR,
Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?
BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin wooosh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713050) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:38 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
WOOSH! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:38 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
WOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:39 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:39 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714185) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:41 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!
YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!
HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:41 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!
WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!
WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!
I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!
IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin *HIGH FIVE*
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:44 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:44 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
It's all that Toshi's fault. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Always so quick to blame the Japs. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin <sigh> |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin <atomic bomb> |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:46 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714253) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:47 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Interesting take.
We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:47 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714280) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.
It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:49 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin please read more carefully, the color is established |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:49 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
INCORRECT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado" |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:51 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Correct use of the subjunctive = credited. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:51 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!
It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.
--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
We gotta move these...refrigerators,
we gotta move these color tv's........... |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Bump for remembrance. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Classic. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713091) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
bump
*cries* |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713102) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
bump for sheer brilliance. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:52 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
i bet people need to use this computer |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:52 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Again! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Big money big money no whammies no whammies! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Me gusta. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Keeping the dream alive. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714399) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Affirmed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714406) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Reversed. Oh shit.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Cert. denied! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714424) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Drunk again. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713125) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin HAHAHAHAHA |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Never forget. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Bump for a slow night.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Monday bump. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Still around |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin i still love this thread. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Are you sure that you aren't Michigan? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.
*wipe*
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:23 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713165) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:23 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin fuck i still love this thread |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713175) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
P3n15 |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin 2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:25 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin sweep, sweep, sweep... |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:25 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Subject: bump if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:57 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin nah |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
why was this funny?
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:58 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?
And what of the oven? She was hot.
lol
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin bump |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713203) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
bump for goodness |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin bump again |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin ugh |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Truly Wooshtastic! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
best xoxo thread EVER. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:59 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
ty ty ty |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:00 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
bitter much? |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Incorrect. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:01 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
This is the TITCR. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I love this thread. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Greatest schtick ever. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:30 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago... |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:30 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin hoooray |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:31 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
119. Never post here again.
Recommendation: Kill self.
ywia |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:31 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Bump for Washington Post. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Well done sir. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Rebump |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Bump for general-wooshiness. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
ty, one of my favorites.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
Oldie but a goodie. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin press bump
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:36 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin finals bump
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.
this thread is so shiny.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714562) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title..... |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:38 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:38 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
win |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713347) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
this guy is silly |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713356) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo people are dumb...
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Bump b/c of recent mention... |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin bump
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/ |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
fail |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin bump |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin http://www.reputationdefender.com/ |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin never forget!
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin ~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old* |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Never forget
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin bumpedy bumpedy |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:07 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Yeah. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin *stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment* |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin whoooooooooooooooooosh! |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
wow i really missed out on this one |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:08 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.
Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: Grizzly center holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714411) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM Author: Vivacious talking fortuitous meteor digit ratio seriously. jbd must be bored as hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714583) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:26 AM Author: mint chapel I'm pretty sure h ryder did this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716366) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:56 AM Author: razzle-dazzle trump supporter faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716743) |
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Date: April 16th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14730101) |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:10 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2; Thread resurrection completed; >99% fidelity; an AutoAdmit classic brought back from the grave; happy bumping. |
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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:27 PM Author: stirring impressive boltzmann dysfunction Subject: thank you for preserving one of our cultural gems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714866) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:24 AM Author: stirring impressive boltzmann dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716351) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:04 PM Author: swashbuckling frum nibblets office sup askav (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720244) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:32 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin Lazarus bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720451) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:53 PM Author: Contagious Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720637) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin my son (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14721505) |
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Date: April 15th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: stirring impressive boltzmann dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14723157) |
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Date: April 16th, 2010 6:26 PM Author: Excitant navy range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14732430) |
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Date: April 16th, 2010 6:29 PM Author: brindle startling point Only an Asian aspie with way too much free time could do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14732461) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:20 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin WGWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14749071) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14760674) |
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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: Big ceo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpLfvzNStNU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14760783) |
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Date: April 26th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin goodness bamp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14833649) |
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Date: May 6th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: motley meetinghouse I am so confused by this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14919053) |
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Date: May 6th, 2010 2:16 AM Author: onyx flickering turdskin there's a lot going on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14919833) |
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Date: May 7th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: onyx flickering turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14926958) |
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Date: May 14th, 2010 2:06 AM Author: Idiotic Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14988140) |
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Date: June 14th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: fragrant mad-dog skullcap Holy fuck dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15247520) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 9:07 PM Author: Cerebral sinister gaming laptop theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15448710) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 6:13 AM Author: Unhinged floppy place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15718593) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 6:14 AM Author: nudist purple circlehead Where's the original? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15718595) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:20 AM Author: Contagious Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15815940) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:27 AM Author: Cracking demanding stag film double fault As the only other poster here besides the mentally insane op, I can say that this thread was horribly unfunny and disturbing. Consider getting yourself checked before you pull a green goblin and start throwing bombs down from NYC skyskrapers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15816004) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 7:28 PM Author: turquoise lay BUMP.
Original:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579 |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: Grizzly center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078073) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:16 PM Author: bronze frisky puppy Sup dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078117) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:52 PM Author: Racy Scarlet Roommate Really Tough Guy thread of the year nomination BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16818362) |
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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:56 PM Author: onyx flickering turdskin This was a solid public service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#17433469) |
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Date: March 28th, 2011 2:15 AM Author: Amber hairraiser mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#17625568) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2011 8:05 AM Author: Mauve vibrant twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#18663374) |
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Date: September 4th, 2011 5:07 AM Author: Seedy home liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#18903911) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#50226443) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Historical American (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#50226448) |
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