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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
low-t ratface stead
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
territorial peach center gaming laptop
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Dun beady-eyed round eye
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Hilarious pale cruise ship
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
territorial peach center gaming laptop
  11/12/24
wow!
Irradiated mischievous lay stock car
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Self-centered university turdskin
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
charismatic parlour
  11/12/24
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territorial peach center gaming laptop
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Doobsian new version lodge
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Irradiated mischievous lay stock car
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Hilarious pale cruise ship
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Bespoke Range Pozpig
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Primrose Queen Of The Night
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ebony 180 affirmative action
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Vermilion place of business school cafeteria
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Irradiated mischievous lay stock car
  06/08/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Doobsian new version lodge
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
territorial peach center gaming laptop
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
electric bonkers philosopher-king
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Nudist alpha
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Dun beady-eyed round eye
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
hyperventilating iridescent masturbator
  11/12/24
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ebony 180 affirmative action
  06/08/25
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Vermilion place of business school cafeteria
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Rose floppy meetinghouse
  11/12/24
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Irradiated mischievous lay stock car
  11/12/24
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hairless slate pocket flask
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
aqua site reading party
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Irradiated mischievous lay stock car
  11/12/24
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Irradiated mischievous lay stock car
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Bistre Boistinker
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Primrose Queen Of The Night
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
exhilarant buck-toothed locale
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Primrose Queen Of The Night
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
territorial peach center gaming laptop
  06/08/25
Damning.
fragrant violent home
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: low-t ratface stead

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: territorial peach center gaming laptop

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed round eye

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Hilarious pale cruise ship

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: territorial peach center gaming laptop

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Irradiated mischievous lay stock car

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Self-centered university turdskin

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: charismatic parlour

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: territorial peach center gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Doobsian new version lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Irradiated mischievous lay stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Hilarious pale cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Bespoke Range Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Primrose Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: ebony 180 affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Vermilion place of business school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Irradiated mischievous lay stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Doobsian new version lodge

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: territorial peach center gaming laptop

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: electric bonkers philosopher-king

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Nudist alpha

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed round eye

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating iridescent masturbator

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: ebony 180 affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Vermilion place of business school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Rose floppy meetinghouse

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Irradiated mischievous lay stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: hairless slate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: aqua site reading party

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Irradiated mischievous lay stock car

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Irradiated mischievous lay stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Bistre Boistinker

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Primrose Queen Of The Night

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed locale

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Primrose Queen Of The Night

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: territorial peach center gaming laptop

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: fragrant violent home

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)