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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Dashing senate
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
geriatric school dopamine
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
fragrant gas station
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
onyx magical mood corner
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
geriatric school dopamine
  11/12/24
wow!
Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Charcoal offensive tanning salon
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
ebony abnormal community account
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geriatric school dopamine
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Vivacious Cerise Ratface
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Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market
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onyx magical mood corner
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Drunkard
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ZOOMER STOMPER
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potluck
  06/08/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Vivacious Cerise Ratface
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
geriatric school dopamine
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
navy yapping kitty circlehead
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Orchid theater stage goyim
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
fragrant gas station
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Lake pontificating rigor
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ZOOMER STOMPER
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
cerebral fortuitous meteor locale
  11/12/24
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Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market
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Maroon motley candlestick maker principal's office
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Jet Supple Boiling Water
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market
  11/12/24
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potluck
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
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Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
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Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
tolerable, boyfriend-grade penis
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
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three persons, one substance, one God.
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Damning.
Senior Ethics Official
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Dashing senate

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: geriatric school dopamine

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: onyx magical mood corner

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: geriatric school dopamine

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Charcoal offensive tanning salon

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: ebony abnormal community account

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: geriatric school dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Cerise Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: onyx magical mood corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Drunkard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: ZOOMER STOMPER (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Cerise Ratface

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: geriatric school dopamine

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: navy yapping kitty circlehead

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Orchid theater stage goyim

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Lake pontificating rigor

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: ZOOMER STOMPER (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: ,..,,......,....,,,,..,.,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: cerebral fortuitous meteor locale

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Maroon motley candlestick maker principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Jet Supple Boiling Water

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Lemon Pozpig Market

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,


That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., ( )


Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: tolerable, boyfriend-grade penis

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.;;.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., ( )


(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)