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you can drink 1.3 LITERS of beer per day and it's not "Heavy" drinking

Adn this is the faggot benchod US govt guideliness which we ...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
You're going to blow your liver out, boy. Guarantee it.
navy odious organic girlfriend people who are hurt
  08/19/26
i furking hoap so, its 4am and finished abt 1.1 liters and t...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
Jfc
navy odious organic girlfriend people who are hurt
  08/20/26
does every foreigner do this weird shit u do and refer to od...
Fragrant Hall
  08/19/26
Beer ml conversions are like the signature reason why the me...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
Wine bottles are based in metric but nobody says "I'm d...
Fragrant Hall
  08/19/26
so is hard liquor where you drink either handles or fifths. ...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
Just made a white russian with 17.4 centiliters of vodka
Fragrant Hall
  08/19/26
how do u get jewd out of one full beer, i dont get it (im re...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
you lose .5 ounces and there are 24 beers in a case so you l...
Metal mind-boggling dilemma
  08/19/26
wtf is an ounce, i only do ml now u benchod bastard bitch
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
a case of 24 330ml beers is the fluid ounce equivalent of 23...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
my brain just exploded
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
I figured this shit out during college when imports were all...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
did u have to translate it to chinese for her to understand
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
nah, she's jewish. I had to lift the kegs and noticed they ...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
...
Bonkers institution
  08/19/26
its weirder for amerishits to think a can means anything glo...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
can = 12 oz. pounder = 16 oz. tallboy = 24 oz. pony = whate...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
never knew this and im amerikkkan as apple shit
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
tall boy/pint = 16oz
smoky black woman
  08/19/26
16 ounce cans are pounders. tallboys are the 24oz cans that...
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
Uh, tallboy enjoyers are NECESSARILY alcoholics, haha...
Bonkers institution
  08/19/26
wrong, Rajeet. ChatGPT says people who call 22-24oz beers &...
smoky black woman
  08/20/26
ppl who use. Chatgdp are predominantly indian
Exhilarant center
  08/20/26
Hey didn't say globally stupid. He's talking about in ordina...
Bonkers institution
  08/19/26
we have 2L bottles of soda and do tons of other metric shit....
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
I'm talking about Ohnoes and TTs interaction where Ohnoes ju...
Bonkers institution
  08/19/26
i thought ohnoes still poasted on biglawboard.com
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
Ohnoes sounds like a Japanese baseball player with a huge di...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/19/26
Seems like there's an internal contradiction there
Bonkers institution
  08/19/26
*pounds 1.3L of 9% bitchtit IPA*
Bonkers institution
  08/19/26
you really gave this some thought huh
beady-eyed ivory field deer antler
  08/19/26
alcoholic math
smoky black woman
  08/19/26
tp
Exhilarant center
  08/19/26
(Beer CEO)
Dun idiot
  08/19/26
Beer is the worst way to get drunk, because it is massive ex...
sooty adulterous coffee pot space
  08/20/26
it makes me eat less so it balances out, i walk 10km a day i...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
(guy with a fatty liver)
stimulating startled forum associate
  08/20/26
hoap eventually i dont have a funcitoning liver
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1vs0b3...
smoky black woman
  08/20/26
hmmmm
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
cr im with you on this. when im drinking beer i wont feel li...
Anal blue business firm
  08/20/26
i think the three biggest scare tactic bullshit the kike hea...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
CR on all those. another one i think about sometimes is ...
Anal blue business firm
  08/20/26
yeah i remember that one, there were lots of other ones like...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
scholarship
Pearly cracking quadroon
  08/20/26
Just opened my first beer at 2:25am in honor of this Thread....
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
180
Anal blue business firm
  08/20/26
...
stimulating startled forum associate
  08/20/26
thats not enough beer faggot
Pearly cracking quadroon
  08/20/26
i know im working on it but im a turd im a pussy here ok giv...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26
Pretty sure the US government scrapped the recommendations b...
Drab crawly pozpig
  08/20/26
pretty sure the US govt doesnt care if ppl furk in facft doe...
vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat
  08/20/26


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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

Adn this is the faggot benchod US govt guideliness which we know are BS so in reality prob 2L is fine, and thats every single day i usually cant evne do that so ill take 1-2 days off a week inshallah

So if you're drinking 660 mL bottles, roughly:

1 bottle/day → ~2 drinks/day → around the moderate guideline

2 bottles/day → ~4 drinks/day → above moderate, but below NIAAA's "heavy" threshold unless frequent enough to exceed 15/week

3 bottles/day → ~5.7 drinks/day → heavy drinking

4 bottles/day → ~7.5 drinks/day → clearly heavy/high-risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078684)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: navy odious organic girlfriend people who are hurt

You're going to blow your liver out, boy. Guarantee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078771)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

i furking hoap so, its 4am and finished abt 1.1 liters and tired but thinking opening another 500ml can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078785)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: navy odious organic girlfriend people who are hurt

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50079950)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Hall

does every foreigner do this weird shit u do and refer to oddly specific liter amounts of beer instead of just saying "a can"? or is it specifically a turd thing and not something classy euro cumskins would do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078686)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

Beer ml conversions are like the signature reason why the metric system is fucking stupid.

also eurofag beers are always 11.5 ounces / 330ml so they jew you out of one full beer per case. Canada does that shit with Labatt and Moosehead too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078689)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Hall

Wine bottles are based in metric but nobody says "I'm drinking 483mL of wine." you say "a glass" or "half a bottle" or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078696)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

so is hard liquor where you drink either handles or fifths. beers you have bottles, cans, pounders, tallboys, 40s, ponys, etc and then eurofucks with their 330ml shit. no one once to use metric shit to keep track of all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078716)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Hall

Just made a white russian with 17.4 centiliters of vodka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078744)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

how do u get jewd out of one full beer, i dont get it (im retarded)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078707)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Metal mind-boggling dilemma

you lose .5 ounces and there are 24 beers in a case so you lose 12 ounces per case. 12 ounces equals one beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078717)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

wtf is an ounce, i only do ml now u benchod bastard bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078725)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

a case of 24 330ml beers is the fluid ounce equivalent of 23 normal 12 ounce beers, i.e. - you're getting screwed out of one full beer for every case you buy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078720)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

my brain just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

I figured this shit out during college when imports were all the rage. eurofags also do this with kegs. my now wife when we were in college threw a sorority kegger and they decided to be fancy pants and get Amstel light. the euro kegs they use are like one full case of beer less and I told her she was getting jewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078749)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

did u have to translate it to chinese for her to understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078753)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

nah, she's jewish. I had to lift the kegs and noticed they were lighter than normal.

looked it up just now. euro kegs are 50L = 13.2 gallons. US kegs are 15.5 gallons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078755)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078758)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

its weirder for amerishits to think a can means anything globbally, it just shows what insular losers u are as if whatever is a can size in US shld be a can everywhere on this faggot earth

the hilarity is that for sizing and stuff the US is a retarded outlier, its not the regulator or the leader or the global norm, but amerishits are so dumb like u they dont even fathom this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078704)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

can = 12 oz. pounder = 16 oz. tallboy = 24 oz. pony = whatever the fuck they are. 40 = 40z.

this shit isn't hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078726)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

never knew this and im amerikkkan as apple shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078728)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: smoky black woman

tall boy/pint = 16oz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078730)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

16 ounce cans are pounders. tallboys are the 24oz cans that alcoholics buy at 7-11 and drink their car. don't argue with me on this topic, you're out of your element

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078763)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Bonkers institution

Uh, tallboy enjoyers are NECESSARILY alcoholics, haha...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078765)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: smoky black woman

wrong, Rajeet.

ChatGPT says people who call 22-24oz beers "tall boys" are predominantly Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50079898)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant center

ppl who use. Chatgdp are predominantly indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50079985)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Bonkers institution

Hey didn't say globally stupid. He's talking about in ordinary conversation whether two euros would talk about something informal like a can or glass rather a specific measurement.

It's hilarious how defensive foreigners are about metric. Ohnoes asked a pretty innocent question and TT goes on a rant about how arrogant Americans think our system is universal everywhere. You never see Americans do this. Americans never lecture foreigners about the benefits of imperial measurements out of nowhere but foreigners get so fucking defensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078764)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

we have 2L bottles of soda and do tons of other metric shit. it's referring to ml into the hundreds and using it as a Rothschild tactic to jew you out of a full bottle of beer that's retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078769)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Bonkers institution

I'm talking about Ohnoes and TTs interaction where Ohnoes just asked about euros using informal descriptions like "a can" and TT launching into a tirade about how arrogant Americans thinking "a can" must mean the same as an American gan. But euros could still just say "a can" between themselves, Ohnoes wasn't suggesting that all cans, etc are American volumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078783)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

i thought ohnoes still poasted on biglawboard.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078786)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

Ohnoes sounds like a Japanese baseball player with a huge dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078789)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Bonkers institution

Seems like there's an internal contradiction there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078885)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Bonkers institution

*pounds 1.3L of 9% bitchtit IPA*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078692)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed ivory field deer antler

you really gave this some thought huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078756)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: smoky black woman

alcoholic math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078760)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant center

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078811)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Dun idiot

(Beer CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50078808)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: sooty adulterous coffee pot space

Beer is the worst way to get drunk, because it is massive extra calories and you will get fat. If you insist on abusing alcohol, learn to drink wine or consume hard liquor (either as shots or mixed with zero/low calorie mixers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080761)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

it makes me eat less so it balances out, i walk 10km a day im fit as furk for my age and turdskin dna

i didnt evne have dinner tonight just some CHEESE and ritz crackas so if i have 2 beers before sleep furk u benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080767)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: stimulating startled forum associate

(guy with a fatty liver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080772)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

hoap eventually i dont have a funcitoning liver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080798)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: smoky black woman

https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1vs0b32/time_to_dispose_of_my_three_fake_children/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080820)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080873)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Anal blue business firm

cr im with you on this. when im drinking beer i wont feel like eating too much, never want anything sweet or too filling.

also regular 5% stuff keeps you pretty hydrated and feeling good in the morning. when i used to get drunk on vodka id wake up not only dehydrated as hell but also hungry and eat a ton of garbage the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080852)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

i think the three biggest scare tactic bullshit the kike health industry ever did was AIDS and getting straight ppl to use condoms when only FAGGOTS get AIDS, COVID, and pretending drinking beer is the same as hard liq its fking 95% water and not the same shit at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080872)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Anal blue business firm

CR on all those.

another one i think about sometimes is the butter=bad, shitoil spread/margarine=good bs they got people to believe. probably a jewish idea considering their weirdness with mixing dairy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080902)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

yeah i remember that one, there were lots of other ones like i think abt cooking oils too and they actually got goys to use the bad one (is it the corn one?)

jews are vile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080927)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Pearly cracking quadroon

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080923)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

Just opened my first beer at 2:25am in honor of this Thread. FURK ALL U FAGGOTS SAYING DONT DRINK. DIE NIGGAS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080916)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Anal blue business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080919)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: stimulating startled forum associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50081024)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Pearly cracking quadroon

thats not enough beer faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080921)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

i know im working on it but im a turd im a pussy here ok give me a break its not my fault i was born with turd dna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50080932)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Drab crawly pozpig

Pretty sure the US government scrapped the recommendations because we need people to get drunk and fuck more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50081007)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: vibrant arrogant gay wizard toilet seat

pretty sure the US govt doesnt care if ppl furk in facft doesnt like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2#50081166)