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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
Sick erotic lodge
  04/15/22
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c0...
Carnelian Vigorous Friendly Grandma Community Account
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(Bob Getty)
buck-toothed costumed casino
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“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
brilliant legend
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"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
poppy field son of senegal
  04/15/22
I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
brilliant legend
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Excitant dull bawdyhouse
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I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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elite shitlib travel guidebook
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“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Carnelian Vigorous Friendly Grandma Community Account
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lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Cocky mildly autistic national
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
histrionic kitty cat twinkling uncleanness
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
Startled Piazza
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
electric spruce stage roommate
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
Beady-eyed university ladyboy
  04/15/22
I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
lascivious carmine nowag
  04/15/22
Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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Math Professors Anxious
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
Avocado psychic
  04/15/22
You voted for this
indigo cracking background story hairy legs
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what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
up-to-no-good cordovan scourge upon the earth
  04/15/22
I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
  04/15/22
This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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never saw this coming
vivacious karate
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https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
brilliant legend
  04/15/22
This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
electric spruce stage roommate
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Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
electric spruce stage roommate
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Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Sick erotic lodge

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Vigorous Friendly Grandma Community Account

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed costumed casino

(Bob Getty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: brilliant legend

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: poppy field son of senegal

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: brilliant legend

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Excitant dull bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: elite shitlib travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Vigorous Friendly Grandma Community Account

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Cocky mildly autistic national

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: histrionic kitty cat twinkling uncleanness

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Startled Piazza

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: electric spruce stage roommate

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed university ladyboy

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: lascivious carmine nowag

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Avocado psychic

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: indigo cracking background story hairy legs

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cordovan scourge upon the earth

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: vivacious karate

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: brilliant legend

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: electric spruce stage roommate

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: electric spruce stage roommate

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring rehab idea he suggested

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: brilliant legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: electric spruce stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482)