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Will you watch my CA9 argument next week? "Swinging dicks" judge on panel (epah)

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT One of my judges is this fellow: h...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/01/26
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avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/01/26
what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robin...
avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/02/26
Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to pers...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/05/26
Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on inte...
Aqua Jewess House
  06/05/26
It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elde...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/05/26
Are you going after the "creators" individually?
vermilion swashbuckling stage factory reset button
  06/09/26
The Creators did nothing wrong.
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/09/26
Might be the one time in history that class members would pr...
Aqua Jewess House
  06/09/26
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avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/05/26
This is tomorrow guys FYI
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/08/26
I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is...
Soul-stirring pit yarmulke
  06/08/26
Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/08/26
Orrick v EPAH Get your bets in now
tan resort
  06/08/26
epah by a mile
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/08/26
you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even reali...
avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/08/26
Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time o...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/08/26
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avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/08/26
Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal...
Soul-stirring pit yarmulke
  06/09/26
Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have e...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/09/26
You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you ...
Soul-stirring pit yarmulke
  06/09/26
It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed bac...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/09/26
great report, sorry i missed it
avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/09/26
What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigati...
vermilion swashbuckling stage factory reset button
  06/09/26
On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful"...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/09/26
...
avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/09/26
This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. ...
vermilion swashbuckling stage factory reset button
  06/09/26
fraud is fraud
avocado organic girlfriend pozpig
  06/09/26
The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a per...
clear slippery ticket booth karate
  06/09/26
Just rewatched this. And realized that the case will likely...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  06/28/26
That Tall Man is Cr and 180
....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....
  06/28/26
honestly i believe your scholarship carried the day here bef...
Kenneth Play
  06/30/26
Big surprise; we won. Height-of-lawyer theory remains u...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  06/30/26
...
....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....
  06/30/26
congrats. what happens next in the case, is there a pile of ...
Kenneth Play
  06/30/26
This is just to establish that OF is subject to jurisdiction...
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  07/01/26
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Kenneth Play
  07/01/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT

One of my judges is this fellow: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845118&mc=6&forum_id=2#top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49910818)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49910820)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig

what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robinson patman act stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49911719)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to personal jurisdiction in CA.

(We've sued them under CA's Automatic Renewal Law for automatically renewing "Fans'" subscriptions to "Creators" without disclosing that it'll be a recurring charge. Our kindly elderly judge determined that they're not subject to Jx in CA because they hadn't "specifically targeted" California consumers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49917025)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Aqua Jewess House

Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on internet minimum contacts? Just set up your site to not allow California IP addresses, like how when I take depos in red states now I have to use my imagination to jerk off because porn sites want my DL and birth certificate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49917027)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elderly judge who assumed that Orrick biglolyers probably know a lot about jurisdiction, so we should do what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49917032)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: vermilion swashbuckling stage factory reset button

Are you going after the "creators" individually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925493)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

The Creators did nothing wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925689)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Aqua Jewess House

Might be the one time in history that class members would prefer an in-kind suck-n-fuck coupon settlement over whatever nominal $$ they'd otherwise get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49926483)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49917746)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

This is tomorrow guys FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49923044)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit yarmulke

I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49923058)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll be pau by 9:30 at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49923061)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: tan resort

Orrick v EPAH

Get your bets in now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49923048)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

epah by a mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49923052)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig

you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even realize onlyfans has been around that long - i guess it pays to be an early adopter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49924087)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time of judgment it's going to be 10 years of all auto-renewals in CA. It'll be well over $1B by then. Unfortunately our only claim is under the UCL so it'll be a judge deciding, and obv he'll think of some way to pare it down, like perhaps to only the first renewal, and then say, "the user should have reviewed his cc statement and known better."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49924117)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49924129)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit yarmulke

Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal jurisdiction issues in years and the deep analysis was both majestic and scholarly. I also thought that your short rebuttal that put the focus back on the subsequent conduct of the Defendant was superb. Laser focused. You came back into the ring like Mike Tyson and dropped the mic on that nerd lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925237)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have even posted it, it was so uneventful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925288)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit yarmulke

You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you staying in SF for? I wish I was in SF today. It's hot as fuck here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925300)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed back to the airport (after coming in at 6:00 on a redeye). Can’t stand to be away from HI even for a minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925471)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig

great report, sorry i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49926434)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: vermilion swashbuckling stage factory reset button

What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigation? Do plaintiffs have a duty to mitigate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925494)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful" charges. We have Judge Breyer who is supposed to be unafraid of nuclear judgments, so we'll see what unfolds (there's surprisingly little caselaw as to whether at some point the consumer is required to review their charges and unsubscribe -- perhaps especially once they've first realized how it works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49925699)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49926437)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: vermilion swashbuckling stage factory reset button

This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. What other remedies are available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49926443)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend pozpig

fraud is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49926552)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: clear slippery ticket booth karate

The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a person taking that moral view to conclude that it’s better for the pornographer to keep it than to give it back to the lonely masturbators and shut-ins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49926576)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Just rewatched this. And realized that the case will likely be decided by the height transition from 18:16 to 18:30: https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?t=1096

Esp at 19:11, when the video guy is like, "whoa, this is a Tall Man," and has to adjust the camera.

Basically game over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49966677)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....


That Tall Man is Cr and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49966679)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

honestly i believe your scholarship carried the day here before you even need to get to height, lol at that dude's argument that there's no onlyfans contact/aiming/directing to california

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49972710)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Big surprise; we won.

Height-of-lawyer theory remains undefeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49971482)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49972680)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

congrats. what happens next in the case, is there a pile of money as damages yet or is that the next step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49972728)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

This is just to establish that OF is subject to jurisdiction in CA. They've since changed their subscription process to more-or-less comply with the law, but there should still be tens of million$ in illegal charge$ that we can have refunded to the victims (minus 25% + costs).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49973861)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2#49974508)