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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
vermilion contagious kitchen
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
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vermilion contagious kitchen
  07/15/25
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soul-stirring domesticated filthpig
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
saffron point
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
bonkers mahogany center
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Orange trust fund set
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
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zombie-like tanning salon
  07/15/25
should he not?
self-centered principal's office therapy
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
Mfcr
bonkers mahogany center
  07/15/25
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Green slap-happy box office newt
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
soul-stirring domesticated filthpig
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
soul-stirring domesticated filthpig
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
bonkers mahogany center
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/15/25
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Orange trust fund set
  07/15/25
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idiotic heaven french chef
  07/15/25
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Silver yarmulke
  07/15/25
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Sinister Ceo
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Green slap-happy box office newt
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
offensive apoplectic stage
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Sinister Ceo
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
Adventurous pistol
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
arousing duck-like station windowlicker
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Nighttime yapping potus old irish cottage
  07/15/25
he crushed
vermilion contagious kitchen
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Territorial bat shit crazy parlor
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Orange trust fund set
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
bonkers mahogany center
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
Orange trust fund set
  07/15/25
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tan patrolman
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
bonkers mahogany center
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/16/25
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Orange trust fund set
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Orange trust fund set
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
cracking buff nibblets plaza
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Orange trust fund set
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Green slap-happy box office newt
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
bonkers mahogany center
  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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Bearded Impressive New Version
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: vermilion contagious kitchen

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: vermilion contagious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: saffron point

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany center

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Orange trust fund set

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: self-centered principal's office therapy

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany center

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Green slap-happy box office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated filthpig

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated filthpig

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany center

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Orange trust fund set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: idiotic heaven french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Silver yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Sinister Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Green slap-happy box office newt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: offensive apoplectic stage

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Sinister Ceo

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Adventurous pistol

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: arousing duck-like station windowlicker

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Nighttime yapping potus old irish cottage

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: vermilion contagious kitchen

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Territorial bat shit crazy parlor

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Orange trust fund set

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany center

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Orange trust fund set

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: tan patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: bonkers mahogany center

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Orange trust fund set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Orange trust fund set

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: cracking buff nibblets plaza

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Orange trust fund set

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Green slap-happy box office newt

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany center

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Green slap-happy box office newt

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49107203)