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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
maroon home
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Cobalt stimulating location party of the first part
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Wonderful Hairless Rigpig Legend
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Cracking pozpig stage
  06/06/25
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histrionic autistic pistol
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
maroon home
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Carnelian Rebellious Business Firm Codepig
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
At-the-ready cerise stead
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
rusted laser beams fat ankles
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Carnelian Rebellious Business Firm Codepig
  06/06/25
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histrionic autistic pistol
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Flirting confused crotch
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
Damn
Flirting confused crotch
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
histrionic autistic pistol
  06/06/25
not including tip
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rusted laser beams fat ankles
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poppy pocket flask
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Cracking pozpig stage
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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maroon home
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rusted laser beams fat ankles
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Carnelian Rebellious Business Firm Codepig
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poppy pocket flask
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Supple Brass Scourge Upon The Earth
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Cobalt stimulating location party of the first part
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Wonderful Hairless Rigpig Legend
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Fiercely-loyal Lodge Azn
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Unhinged hilarious university
  06/06/25
LOL
Rambunctious nursing home
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stubborn market
  06/27/25
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rusted laser beams fat ankles
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
snowy razzmatazz set
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Fiercely-loyal Lodge Azn
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
metal crackhouse
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
metal crackhouse
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
rusted laser beams fat ankles
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
metal crackhouse
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
histrionic autistic pistol
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
fragrant dilemma
  06/06/25
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titillating slippery corner
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Drunken Space
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Umber vibrant box office
  06/06/25
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Amber diverse affirmative action church building
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
poppy pocket flask
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
poppy pocket flask
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
aromatic dark native
  06/06/25
...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Cream Keepsake Machete Filthpig
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Supple Brass Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Apoplectic sanctuary
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
fragrant dilemma
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
irradiated coral whorehouse useless brakes
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
red address indirect expression
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Garnet Kitchen Patrolman
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
azure greedy cruise ship
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
splenetic passionate circlehead
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: maroon home

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Cobalt stimulating location party of the first part

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful Hairless Rigpig Legend

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Cracking pozpig stage

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Amber diverse affirmative action church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: histrionic autistic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: maroon home

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Carnelian Rebellious Business Firm Codepig

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready cerise stead

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: rusted laser beams fat ankles

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Carnelian Rebellious Business Firm Codepig

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: histrionic autistic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Flirting confused crotch

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Flirting confused crotch

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: histrionic autistic pistol

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: henna infuriating jewess tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: rusted laser beams fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: poppy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cracking pozpig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Garnet Kitchen Patrolman

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: maroon home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: rusted laser beams fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Carnelian Rebellious Business Firm Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: poppy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Canary excitant roast beef indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Supple Brass Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Cobalt stimulating location party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful Hairless Rigpig Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Cream Keepsake Machete Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: heady glassy stag film karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: fragrant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Apoplectic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Fishy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lodge Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Unhinged hilarious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious nursing home

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: stubborn market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: rusted laser beams fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: snowy razzmatazz set

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lodge Azn

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: metal crackhouse

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: metal crackhouse

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: rusted laser beams fat ankles

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: metal crackhouse

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: histrionic autistic pistol

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: fragrant dilemma

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: titillating slippery corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop candlestick maker

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Drunken Space

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Umber vibrant box office

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Amber diverse affirmative action church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: poppy pocket flask

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: poppy pocket flask

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: aromatic dark native

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cream Keepsake Machete Filthpig

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Supple Brass Scourge Upon The Earth

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic sanctuary

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: fragrant dilemma

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: irradiated coral whorehouse useless brakes

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: red address indirect expression

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Garnet Kitchen Patrolman

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: azure greedy cruise ship

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: splenetic passionate circlehead

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

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