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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
vibrant selfie heaven
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
  07/26/25
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Diverse mustard cuck
  07/26/25
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bipolar theater stage internal respiration
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
claret odious hall
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
  07/26/25
At a bar
indigo shrine becky
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Diverse mustard cuck
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Soul-stirring parlor ceo
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Hateful twinkling uncleanness
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Bistre french chef
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Dark Indian Lodge
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Brilliant Self-centered University Police Squad
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heady disrespectful boistinker
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grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
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Khaki provocative goal in life
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crusty avocado scourge upon the earth private investor
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amber fantasy-prone church building keepsake machete
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swashbuckling aquamarine casino clown
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canary duck-like state marketing idea
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Cracking Menage Sweet Tailpipe
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
racy drab library jap
  07/26/25
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vibrant selfie heaven
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
milky vigorous trust fund
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
  07/26/25
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vibrant selfie heaven
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
milky vigorous trust fund
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Diverse mustard cuck
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Boyish fluffy stead doctorate
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
  07/27/25
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floppy center
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
laughsome chartreuse mad cow disease
  07/26/25
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Diverse mustard cuck
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
white curious gas station
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crusty avocado scourge upon the earth private investor
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
concupiscible ticket booth chad
  07/26/25
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Khaki provocative goal in life
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Useless Messiness Theatre
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
crusty avocado scourge upon the earth private investor
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
grizzly stirring kitchen mexican
  07/26/25
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vibrant selfie heaven
  07/26/25
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lemon pervert boltzmann
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
vibrant selfie heaven
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Galvanic citrine set faggotry
  07/26/25
...
Diverse mustard cuck
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Demanding Garrison
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Rusted Faggot Firefighter Point
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Razzle-dazzle spot
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: vibrant selfie heaven

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Diverse mustard cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: claret odious hall

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: indigo shrine becky

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Diverse mustard cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Bistre french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Dark Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Brilliant Self-centered University Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: heady disrespectful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Khaki provocative goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: crusty avocado scourge upon the earth private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: amber fantasy-prone church building keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine casino clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: canary duck-like state marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Cracking Menage Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: racy drab library jap

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: vibrant selfie heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: milky vigorous trust fund

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: vibrant selfie heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: milky vigorous trust fund

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Diverse mustard cuck

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish fluffy stead doctorate

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: floppy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: laughsome chartreuse mad cow disease

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Diverse mustard cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: white curious gas station

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: crusty avocado scourge upon the earth private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth chad

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Khaki provocative goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Useless Messiness Theatre

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: crusty avocado scourge upon the earth private investor

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: grizzly stirring kitchen mexican

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: vibrant selfie heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: lemon pervert boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: vibrant selfie heaven

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Galvanic citrine set faggotry

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Diverse mustard cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Demanding Garrison

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Rusted Faggot Firefighter Point

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spot

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)