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I have never has a sexual thought about Dakota Johnson in my life.

Not even once. How is this bitch famous?
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
how dare she even show her face in public if YOU aren't pers...
Deep cordovan senate
  10/05/26
I wonder this as well. Her parents are both famous so it'...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
beautiful lady
insane hilarious gaming laptop cuck
  10/05/26
No.
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
lol yeah. she looks too much like her dad
boyish quadroon abode
  10/05/26
On top of having a sort of weird off putting look she's also...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
her breakout role was the those '50 shades of grey' movies. ...
internet-worthy dull boltzmann puppy
  10/05/26
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Red Supple Property Messiness
  10/05/26
is this what was going on with julia stiles? i could neve...
boyish quadroon abode
  10/05/26
Husky voice but kinda hot ig
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
I would totally bang Julia Roberts wtf. She was steamy in Er...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
Also Anne Hathaway. Beautiful but not sexy
Coiffed smoky haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  10/05/26
Still would. I'm really not that picky I just don't like Mad...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
Objection relevance This is about sexiness not whether you'...
Coiffed smoky haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  10/05/26
I think AH is a lot sexier than DJ. By a wide margin.
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
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arousing stead regret
  10/05/26
this is right on the money. BUT, julia roberts has sex appea...
Spruce hot step-uncle's house
  10/05/26
I have jacked off to Shakespeare in Love way too many times ...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/06/26
speaking of beautiful brunette actresses, a woman came up to...
Deep cordovan senate
  10/05/26
True story one time in high school we were driving to my dad...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
lol embarrassing but she was probably flattered
Deep cordovan senate
  10/05/26
how'd u turn out like this with such an alpha dad
insane hilarious gaming laptop cuck
  10/05/26
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Painfully honest dog poop codepig
  10/05/26
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Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
For a woman to break social ranks from being judgy and bitch...
Painfully honest dog poop codepig
  10/05/26
she must be catnip to people in the industry because she kee...
dun marvelous coldplay fan jew
  10/05/26
She's friends with Tay and both her parents are famous. I...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
Had to look her up. Op fucking NAILED it
Painfully honest dog poop codepig
  10/05/26
I did not, in fact, nail it. But Chris Martin did, inter ali...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
She has elite genes. The daughter has her beauty and his jaw...
Ruddy heady theatre hominid
  10/05/26
Ew no
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
Stop trolling.
Ruddy heady theatre hominid
  10/05/26
MG was insanely hot back in the day. DJ not so much. Stop tr...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
Are you really gonna sit here and argue that Don Johnson was...
Ruddy heady theatre hominid
  10/05/26
I have zero attraction to men brother. They all look ugly to...
Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin
  10/05/26
i thought her new skit about guns was funny. https://www...
dun marvelous coldplay fan jew
  10/06/26
As far as dumb shit goes, The High Note was a decent Hollywo...
Appetizing wrinkle
  10/06/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

Not even once. How is this bitch famous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171636)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Deep cordovan senate

how dare she even show her face in public if YOU aren't personally attracted to her?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171639)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

I wonder this as well.

Her parents are both famous so it's obvious why she has a career. But I don't think she has any talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171645)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: insane hilarious gaming laptop cuck

beautiful lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171643)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171648)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: boyish quadroon abode

lol yeah. she looks too much like her dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171655)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

On top of having a sort of weird off putting look she's also very annoying. Her shtick is having zero humility and the joke is that she's rich and famous so it's supposed to be funny when she dunks on people but the whole time you're like lady you can't act or sing and I can't even beat off to this. What's the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171658)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy dull boltzmann puppy

her breakout role was the those '50 shades of grey' movies. the audience for those was almost entirely female. they had to cast someone who women admire and idealize as a certain type of hot but can also see themselves in, or at least not seethe with jealousy. it's the same way that julia roberts is a huge star but most men would never rub one out to her. they're both 'attractive' but not very sexually appealing to men. the film industry always keeps a few of these actresses around.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171661)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: Red Supple Property Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171665)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: boyish quadroon abode

is this what was going on with julia stiles?

i could never understand her being in all those movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171667)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

Husky voice but kinda hot ig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171670)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

I would totally bang Julia Roberts wtf. She was steamy in Erin Brokavitch. I have definitely nutted to her once or thrice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171669)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Coiffed smoky haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Also Anne Hathaway. Beautiful but not sexy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172983)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

Still would. I'm really not that picky I just don't like Madame Web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172990)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Coiffed smoky haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Objection relevance

This is about sexiness not whether you'd bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173098)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

I think AH is a lot sexier than DJ. By a wide margin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173103)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: arousing stead regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173042)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Spruce hot step-uncle's house

this is right on the money. BUT, julia roberts has sex appeal so she's not a great comp for DJ. maybe jennifer aniston or gwyneth paltrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173512)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

I have jacked off to Shakespeare in Love way too many times to throw Gwynnie under the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173531)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:25 AM
Author: Deep cordovan senate

speaking of beautiful brunette actresses, a woman came up to me the other day and said i look like Liv Tyler in LOTR and then raved over my skin, rate preftige?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171664)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

True story one time in high school we were driving to my dad's friend's house and I made an off-handed comment about how his friend's daughter (same age) looked a little bit like Liv Tyler. We get there and it's one of the first things out of my dad's mouth. He goes, "Did you know HAtp said [Suzie] looks like Liv Tyler?" This was around the time those damn Lord of the Rings movies were everywhere. I was absolutely mortified. I was so embarrassed. My dad is a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171672)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Deep cordovan senate

lol embarrassing but she was probably flattered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171673)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: insane hilarious gaming laptop cuck

how'd u turn out like this with such an alpha dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172972)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest dog poop codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172975)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172980)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest dog poop codepig

For a woman to break social ranks from being judgy and bitchy about another woman to openly complimentary for no reason is prestigious, but not enough so to earn the long s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172981)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: dun marvelous coldplay fan jew

she must be catnip to people in the industry because she keeps getting great opportunities butvthen failing miserably with audiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172986)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

She's friends with Tay and both her parents are famous.

I think as someone said ITT she is the type of sex symbol women broadly respect even if men aren't that into her. She's the opposite of Sydney Sweeney, who men want but women despise.

Hollywood is run by left wing women so obviously they keep going with what appeals to them, not what appeals to America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172995)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest dog poop codepig

Had to look her up. Op fucking NAILED it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173009)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

I did not, in fact, nail it. But Chris Martin did, inter alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173039)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Ruddy heady theatre hominid

She has elite genes. The daughter has her beauty and his jawlines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173100)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

Ew no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173101)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Ruddy heady theatre hominid

Stop trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173106)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

MG was insanely hot back in the day. DJ not so much. Stop trying to make everything add up perfectly. Life is messy and imperfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173107)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Ruddy heady theatre hominid

Are you really gonna sit here and argue that Don Johnson was not an attractive man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173111)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Ruby Mind-boggling Foreskin

I have zero attraction to men brother. They all look ugly to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173213)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: dun marvelous coldplay fan jew

i thought her new skit about guns was funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDa0gtfoS0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50174565)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Appetizing wrinkle

As far as dumb shit goes, The High Note was a decent Hollywood flick. I'm sure XO hates it because she goes for the Black bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50174578)