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Weird experience with a Zoomer in the work restroom
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa Restroom has two urinals, same height, and two stalls, one handicapped. I was actively pissing and he walked in behind me. From the reflection on the tile, I saw he started to turn to use the open urinal, but then caught himself and went into the stall right next to the urinal I was using. He locked the door, then lifted the seat and started pissing. We were both over 6’4”, so I turned my head a little and we made eye contact. So we’re both pissing standing next to each other, he just was using the stall rather than stand next to me at the urinal.
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: richard clock thats the right move in that situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929985) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa One time Quentin Tarantino peed next to me at a urinal. He reached over the divider and shook my hand. It was alpha as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929992) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: richard clock 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929998) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:55 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930066) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: blow off some steam 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929987) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930009) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: "'''""""'"' "i'm peeved that this fag (lol he's gay not me!) didn't want to whip his dick out a foot away from me" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929989) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa He did, just on the opposite side, fully enclosed in the stall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930000) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) obviously he didn't want to piss right next to you or thought you'd be weirded out by it so he called an audible and went to the stall but didn't factor in the height situation and by the time he entered the stall and lifted the lid he couldn't backtrack a 2nd time and go to the handicapped one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929990) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa I think that is what happened. There was a look in his eyes like, “he knows!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930007) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) i think we've all been in that situation where we do something instinctual and then realize it was kinda awkward but you've gone too far. he's probably replaying this in his head and kicking himself for not doing the height math before choosing the closest stall.
another factor in his calculus is the handicapped stall being so far away would signal that he's extremely antisocial/awkward or that you are particularly gross. also as a zoomer he might have worried about you thinking he was a dick for using the handicapped stall. in that split second the stall must have seemed liked the goldilocks pisser. |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC I really, really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930216) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) i really love autistically breaking down minutiae like this sometimes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930228) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC Same, and yet you put it into words far better than I ever could, unironically 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930245) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) im not sure about that, youre more eloquent than me, which is why i tend to put things in *more* words than most (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930365) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930375) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930381) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930494) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Alek Hidell why is this link already purple for me jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930496) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) https://i.imgur.com/KLFU7Aw.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930502) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC 98883838373782777383837367388277373838765, tyvmft 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930519) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930296) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930299) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: ...,.,,.,,..,.,..,,,,.,.,,.,...,.,.,.,, This happens all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930235) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC It’s my daily experience on Autoadmit, figuratively and even sometimes literally speaking depending on which poaster one finds oneself alone with in a given subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930250) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: blow off some steam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930302) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930379) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Judas Jones Shy bladder beta move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930301) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930369) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930377) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) (alpha who loves being as close as possible to another mans unsheathed cock even despite alternatives existing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930380) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Judas Jones Alpha move is to start pissing in the same urinal as op is currently using (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930388) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930493) |