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Arby's CEO should be forced to testify under oath that they "have the meats"
| goy orbison | 02/06/26 |
| Ass Sunstein | 02/06/26 |
| goy orbison | 02/06/26 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 02/06/26 |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831821&forum_id=2#49651681) |
Date: February 6th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Need an independent meat audit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831821&forum_id=2#49651684) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: goy orbison Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez leaned into the mic, steady and precise. "Mr. CEO, youre under oath today, so I need a straight answer. Does your company, in fact, have the meats." The Arby's CEO cleared his throat and launched into a practiced speech about vendors, distribution, and protein procurement.
She removed her glasses and squinted, unimpressed. "Im going to stop you right there. This is a yes or no question. Have. The. Meats." He glanced at his attorney like it was a hostage video. "Congresswoman, Arby's offers a variety of meat products." She nodded slowly, as if translating a foreign language. "So thats a maybe. Interesting. And where are the meats right now. Like, physically. In America. Or is this more of a vibes situation?" |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831821&forum_id=2#49651724) |