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Tips and tricks for avoiding "cumshots" when opening yogurt?
| Risten | 05/11/26 |
| ruinous phenotype | 05/11/26 |
| Nippon Professional Baseball | 05/11/26 |
| ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,.... | 05/11/26 |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Risten When opening yogurt, often the yogurt has a vacuum effect that results in a "cumshot" when it pops, splattering yogurt on you. Needless to say, this can get quite messy! My best practices: - do NOT shake the yogurt before opening (this effectively "jacks off" the yogurt, making it much more likely to blow its load) - point it AWAY from you while opening (this ensures any "cumshot" splatters onto the floor or table - not ideal but easier cleanup than your shirt or face!) - hold a napkin in front of the yogurt while opening (this is effectively like nutting into a Kleenex, which isn't always sufficient for big loads)
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: ruinous phenotype Try to catch it in your mouth so it makes less mess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2#49880461) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2#49880488) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,.... Hold the cup by the base and then stick your tongue out in case it splatters toward your face. Sometimes it'll get in your eyes, so be careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2#49880467) |