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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/08/25
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galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
hairless flushed menage azn
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Vibrant foreskin gaping
  12/12/25
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erotic school cafeteria preventive strike
  12/17/25
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bull headed shitlib resort
  12/17/25
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House-broken nudist pervert roast beef
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Soggy bat shit crazy sanctuary boistinker
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Soggy bat shit crazy sanctuary boistinker
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Light Gaped Digit Ratio Market
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Charismatic Sex Offender
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/18/25
lol
Flickering nursing home regret
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Charismatic Sex Offender
  12/17/25
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galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
erotic school cafeteria preventive strike
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
hilarious laughsome feces site
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Flickering nursing home regret
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
erotic school cafeteria preventive strike
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
hilarious laughsome feces site
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
erotic school cafeteria preventive strike
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
irradiated spot
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
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Cordovan Low-t Stag Film
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Motley sinister station
  12/17/25
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Beady-eyed brunch haunted graveyard
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
galvanic lay windowlicker
  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
exciting clown stage
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
pink trip theater stage juggernaut
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
irradiated spot
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
pink trip theater stage juggernaut
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
irradiated spot
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
pink trip theater stage juggernaut
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
histrionic spruce corner
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
hilarious laughsome feces site
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
exciting clown stage
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
hilarious laughsome feces site
  12/17/25
...
histrionic spruce corner
  12/17/25
I am not!
exciting clown stage
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Purple garrison
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: hairless flushed menage azn

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Vibrant foreskin gaping

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bull headed shitlib resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: House-broken nudist pervert roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Soggy bat shit crazy sanctuary boistinker

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Soggy bat shit crazy sanctuary boistinker

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Light Gaped Digit Ratio Market

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Sex Offender

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Sex Offender

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria preventive strike

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hilarious laughsome feces site

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home regret

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria preventive strike

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: hilarious laughsome feces site

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria preventive strike

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: irradiated spot

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: fluffy sapphire space

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Abnormal emerald dingle berry rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Low-t Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Motley sinister station

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: galvanic lay windowlicker

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: 180 primrose gay wizard chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: exciting clown stage

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: pink trip theater stage juggernaut

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: irradiated spot

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: pink trip theater stage juggernaut

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: irradiated spot

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: pink trip theater stage juggernaut

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: histrionic spruce corner

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: hilarious laughsome feces site

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: exciting clown stage

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: hilarious laughsome feces site

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: histrionic spruce corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: exciting clown stage

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Purple garrison

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)