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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Mildly autistic brindle space
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
abnormal multi-colored trailer park
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Demanding state dingle berry
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
primrose parlor
  06/06/25
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gold heady library
  06/06/25
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Cerebral menage
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Mildly autistic brindle space
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
exhilarant bisexual volcanic crater
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
jet stage boistinker
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Glittery milky piazza pistol
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Floppy offensive deer antler
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
exhilarant bisexual volcanic crater
  06/06/25
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Cerebral menage
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Floppy offensive deer antler
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
180 rose orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Damn
180 rose orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Cerebral menage
  06/06/25
not including tip
Floppy offensive deer antler
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Glittery milky piazza pistol
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Vibrant Feces Native
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primrose parlor
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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Demanding state dingle berry
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Razzle Drunken Party Of The First Part
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Soggy set rigor
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vivacious wine stead telephone
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LOL
shimmering selfie
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Saffron arrogant round eye old irish cottage
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Glittery milky piazza pistol
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Irradiated chestnut business firm immigrant
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Soggy set rigor
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
swashbuckling chapel prole
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
swashbuckling chapel prole
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Glittery milky piazza pistol
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
swashbuckling chapel prole
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Cerebral menage
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Floppy offensive deer antler
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Balding Kitchen Laser Beams
  06/06/25
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frum sanctuary
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Floppy offensive deer antler
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Purple curious mother hall
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
mind-boggling step-uncle's house gunner
  06/06/25
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gold heady library
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Vibrant Feces Native
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Vibrant Feces Native
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
gay field
  06/06/25
...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Razzle Drunken Party Of The First Part
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
excitant locale digit ratio
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Disgusting becky
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Balding Kitchen Laser Beams
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
bronze pit
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
swollen fuchsia blood rage
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
thriller water buffalo
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
lemon lascivious national
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Mildly autistic brindle space

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: abnormal multi-colored trailer park

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Demanding state dingle berry

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: primrose parlor

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: gold heady library



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Cerebral menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic brindle space

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: exhilarant bisexual volcanic crater

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: jet stage boistinker

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Glittery milky piazza pistol

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Floppy offensive deer antler

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: exhilarant bisexual volcanic crater

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cerebral menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Floppy offensive deer antler

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: 180 rose orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: 180 rose orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Cerebral menage

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Floppy offensive deer antler

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: big-titted mental disorder



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Glittery milky piazza pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Feces Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: primrose parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: thriller water buffalo

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mildly autistic brindle space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Glittery milky piazza pistol



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: exhilarant bisexual volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Feces Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: flickering histrionic persian cruise ship



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: excitant locale digit ratio



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: abnormal multi-colored trailer park



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Demanding state dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle Drunken Party Of The First Part



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Federal geriatric lodge azn



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Balding Kitchen Laser Beams



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Disgusting becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise property



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Soggy set rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vivacious wine stead telephone



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: shimmering selfie

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Saffron arrogant round eye old irish cottage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Glittery milky piazza pistol



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated chestnut business firm immigrant

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Soggy set rigor

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling chapel prole

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling chapel prole

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Glittery milky piazza pistol

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling chapel prole

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Cerebral menage

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Floppy offensive deer antler

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Balding Kitchen Laser Beams

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: frum sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Floppy offensive deer antler

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Purple curious mother hall

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling step-uncle's house gunner

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: gold heady library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant Feces Native

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Vibrant Feces Native

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: gay field

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle Drunken Party Of The First Part

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: excitant locale digit ratio

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Disgusting becky

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Balding Kitchen Laser Beams

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: bronze pit

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: swollen fuchsia blood rage

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: lemon lascivious national

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Crimson Comical Brethren Wagecucks

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)