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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
iridescent impressive ticket booth
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
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metal native
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
bespoke locus
  08/02/25
rip
razzle-dazzle greedy voyeur parlour
  08/02/25
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iridescent impressive ticket booth
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
balding partner
  08/01/25
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Cerebral people who are hurt sanctuary
  08/01/25
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Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Abnormal chest-beating codepig
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Vigorous jap legal warrant
  08/01/25
yes
Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease
  08/01/25
?
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Vigorous jap legal warrant
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Cerebral people who are hurt sanctuary
  08/01/25
Sick
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
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Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Yapping Histrionic Hospital
  08/02/25
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effete skinny woman nursing home
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
razzle-dazzle greedy voyeur parlour
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Yapping Histrionic Hospital
  08/02/25
Hdy
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
talented center
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Frisky frozen field
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Hairless Medicated Theatre Bbw
  08/02/25
Titcr
Filthy unhinged sound barrier philosopher-king
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Hairless Medicated Theatre Bbw
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
judgmental overrated kitchen
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Hairless Medicated Theatre Bbw
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
concupiscible deranged base
  08/02/25
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Free-loading station community account
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Startled scarlet trump supporter
  08/02/25
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Translucent abode
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
odious stage
  08/02/25
?
Tripping shimmering feces
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
mildly autistic round eye
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: iridescent impressive ticket booth

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: metal native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: bespoke locus

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle greedy voyeur parlour

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: iridescent impressive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: balding partner

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Abnormal chest-beating codepig

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Vigorous jap legal warrant

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Vigorous jap legal warrant

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt sanctuary

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Yapping Histrionic Hospital

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: effete skinny woman nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Laughsome windowlicker mad cow disease

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle greedy voyeur parlour

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Yapping Histrionic Hospital

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: talented center

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Frisky frozen field

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Hairless Medicated Theatre Bbw

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Filthy unhinged sound barrier philosopher-king

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Hairless Medicated Theatre Bbw

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: judgmental overrated kitchen

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Hairless Medicated Theatre Bbw

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: concupiscible deranged base

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Free-loading station community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Startled scarlet trump supporter

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Translucent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: odious stage

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Tripping shimmering feces

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: mildly autistic round eye

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)