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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Rose Comical Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
i support islam now
angry stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
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Bull headed insanely creepy shrine
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
demanding marvelous legal warrant
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Rose Comical Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
demanding marvelous legal warrant
  06/27/25
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floppy institution
  06/27/25
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shaky useless brakes
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vivacious market stain
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Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
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Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
costumed boyish theater stage
  06/27/25
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Translucent dysfunction preventive strike
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
shaky useless brakes
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Irradiated Kitty
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
shaky useless brakes
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
demanding marvelous legal warrant
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
shaky useless brakes
  06/27/25
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Bateful generalized bond
  06/27/25
It's both
razzmatazz ticket booth police squad
  06/27/25
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vivacious market stain
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Domesticated Up-to-no-good Chad Electric Furnace
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Fragrant persian stage
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
angry stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Claret curious den queen of the night
  06/27/25
lmfao
Irradiated Kitty
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Pungent incel
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
vivacious market stain
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Pungent incel
  06/27/25
lmao
Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
demanding marvelous legal warrant
  06/27/25
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laughsome state
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
magenta indian lodge
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
shaky useless brakes
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
magenta indian lodge
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
shaky useless brakes
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
vivacious market stain
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Pungent incel
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
vivacious market stain
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Cobalt exhilarant parlor degenerate
  06/27/25
TiTscR
fear-inspiring erotic church building antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Rose Comical Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
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Rose Comical Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Domesticated Up-to-no-good Chad Electric Furnace
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
olive tanning salon jew
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Hot Abode
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded affirmative action headpube
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Vermilion razzle cuckold
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
olive tanning salon jew
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
misunderstood mewling locale coffee pot
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Fragrant persian stage
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Crawly hominid jewess
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Vermilion razzle cuckold
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
olive tanning salon jew
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Rose Comical Step-uncle's House



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: angry stage sweet tailpipe

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bull headed insanely creepy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: demanding marvelous legal warrant

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Rose Comical Step-uncle's House

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: demanding marvelous legal warrant

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: floppy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: vivacious market stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: costumed boyish theater stage

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Translucent dysfunction preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Kitty

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: demanding marvelous legal warrant

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Bateful generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz ticket booth police squad

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: vivacious market stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Domesticated Up-to-no-good Chad Electric Furnace

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Fragrant persian stage

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: angry stage sweet tailpipe

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Claret curious den queen of the night

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Kitty

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Pungent incel

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious market stain

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Pungent incel

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: demanding marvelous legal warrant

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: laughsome state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: magenta indian lodge

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: magenta indian lodge

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious market stain

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Pungent incel

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vivacious market stain

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Cobalt exhilarant parlor degenerate

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring erotic church building antidepressant drug

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Rose Comical Step-uncle's House

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Rose Comical Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Up-to-no-good Chad Electric Furnace

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: olive tanning salon jew

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Hot Abode

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded affirmative action headpube

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Vermilion razzle cuckold

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: olive tanning salon jew

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: misunderstood mewling locale coffee pot

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Fragrant persian stage

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Crawly hominid jewess

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Vermilion razzle cuckold

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: olive tanning salon jew

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)