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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Excitant Private Investor
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
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  03/02/26
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  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Excitant Private Investor
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
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  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Excitant Private Investor
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
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  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Excitant Private Investor
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
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  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Excitant Private Investor
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
mind-boggling field
  03/09/26
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sticky hospital
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Smoky trip hissy fit
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Excitant Private Investor
  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
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  03/02/26
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  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
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  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
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  03/09/26
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  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
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  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
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  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
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  03/02/26
grindr?
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  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
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  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
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  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
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  03/09/26
wtf
Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
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  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
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  03/09/26
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sticky hospital
  03/09/26
...
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  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
sticky hospital
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
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  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
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  03/15/26
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  03/15/26
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Marvelous base

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

He poasts

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chocolate Elastic Band Principal's Office



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: sticky hospital



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chocolate Elastic Band Principal's Office



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated up-to-no-good tanning salon

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling field

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sticky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Smoky trip hissy fit

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: odious jet turdskin senate

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: odious jet turdskin senate

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: sticky hospital

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: odious jet turdskin senate

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: boyish disrespectful filthpig

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: shimmering beady-eyed sanctuary

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious spruce laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: out-of-control irradiated nursing home

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral black woman stag film

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone federal wrinkle box office



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant Private Investor

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic bawdyhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Burgundy Tattoo

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: medicated indirect expression boiling water

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: sticky hospital



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: vivacious spruce laser beams



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: sticky hospital

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49747130)