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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Metal university party of the first part
  09/15/13
explain.
stimulating primrose pistol
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Metal university party of the first part
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Big honey-headed state
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Electric garnet address
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
cobalt fragrant corner
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Stirring bat shit crazy gunner
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
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  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Big honey-headed state
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
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  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
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stimulating primrose pistol
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Big honey-headed state
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  09/15/13
its ok.
Metal university party of the first part
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
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talented turdskin
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Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
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  06/22/16
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Going to do it again tonight.
Metal university party of the first part
  06/21/17
do you pay?
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  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Metal university party of the first part
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
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  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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Poppy Internal Respiration Bawdyhouse
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OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
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  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: stimulating primrose pistol

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Big honey-headed state

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Electric garnet address

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: cobalt fragrant corner

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Stirring bat shit crazy gunner

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia market potus

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Big honey-headed state

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse roommate

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Racy cruel-hearted boltzmann mediation

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: vermilion razzle-dazzle tattoo travel guidebook



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: stimulating primrose pistol



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Big honey-headed state

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: talented turdskin



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned high-end foreskin

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: irradiated burgundy plaza legend

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Thriller Naked Legal Warrant

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Marvelous principal's office genital piercing

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Massive glittery lay



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: talented turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Marvelous principal's office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: provocative free-loading trust fund theatre

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: provocative free-loading trust fund theatre

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Yapping Painfully Honest Idiot

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Poppy Internal Respiration Bawdyhouse

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: disgusting harsh organic girlfriend native

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring school cafeteria

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: iridescent costumed point bbw

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Supple Topaz International Law Enforcement Agency Tanning Salon



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Metal university party of the first part

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