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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/14/25
if he survives will you finger his asshole
Magenta swashbuckling spot scourge upon the earth
  05/14/25
prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack
carnelian crawly home hissy fit
  05/14/25
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Big Menage Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/14/25
No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and la...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/14/25
she fed him Kools, amirite
carnelian crawly home hissy fit
  05/15/25
He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he s...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/15/25
not Benson & Hedges?
glittery business firm multi-billionaire
  05/15/25
Nope
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/15/25
How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks
Ultramarine Party Of The First Part Range
  05/14/25
I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is ...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/14/25
He survived.
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/14/25
happy for you and him.
racy hideous goal in life coffee pot
  05/15/25
Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Do...
provocative elite liquid oxygen
  05/15/25
He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him ...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/15/25
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!
razzmatazz violet plaza boistinker
  05/15/25
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Overrated Stage
  05/15/25
Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough r...
Big-titted Rehab Antidepressant Drug
  05/15/25
My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironi...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/15/25
Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the a...
Big-titted Rehab Antidepressant Drug
  05/15/25
This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surg...
mind-boggling avocado chad telephone
  05/15/25
widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?
chocolate digit ratio toaster
  05/15/25
If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack...
mind-boggling avocado chad telephone
  05/15/25
congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years
Territorial claret quadroon box office
  05/15/25
that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and f...
Overrated Stage
  05/15/25
he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab
boyish stage reading party
  05/15/25
86 year old dad? are you 60?
marvelous hall depressive
  05/15/25
you aren't? do you know where you are, son?
zombie-like pale goyim
  05/15/25
My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood tra...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/15/25
Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night arou...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
Boomers, right?
Very tactful orchestra pit alpha
  05/20/25
I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. No...
Very tactful orchestra pit alpha
  05/20/25
The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, co...
Big-titted Rehab Antidepressant Drug
  05/20/25
...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
xo prayers have been sent
Cerebral iridescent windowlicker voyeur
  05/20/25
Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell ...
Arousing old irish cottage
  05/20/25
...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
Let's be more realistic here. Call him 1x / week.
cordovan blood rage coldplay fan
  05/20/25
Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never ...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
Poast the recipe
provocative elite liquid oxygen
  05/20/25
Let me see if I can find it, one sec.
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her ...
appetizing aquamarine affirmative action
  05/20/25
Ty
provocative elite liquid oxygen
  05/21/25
Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed...
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  05/20/25
...
Arousing old irish cottage
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930191)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Magenta swashbuckling spot scourge upon the earth

if he survives will you finger his asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930199)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: carnelian crawly home hissy fit

prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930203)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Big Menage Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930997)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: carnelian crawly home hissy fit

she fed him Kools, amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934048)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934050)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: glittery business firm multi-billionaire

not Benson & Hedges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934133)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934217)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine Party Of The First Part Range

How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48930209)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48931000)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

He survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48931001)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: racy hideous goal in life coffee pot

happy for you and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934053)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: provocative elite liquid oxygen

Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934056)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934110)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz violet plaza boistinker

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934065)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Overrated Stage



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Big-titted Rehab Antidepressant Drug

Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934107)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934114)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Rehab Antidepressant Drug

Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934121)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling avocado chad telephone

This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.

After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934244)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: chocolate digit ratio toaster

widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934051)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling avocado chad telephone

If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934247)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Territorial claret quadroon box office

congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934064)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Overrated Stage

that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and for the kids, another couple of years with their grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934070)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: boyish stage reading party

he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934123)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: marvelous hall depressive

86 year old dad? are you 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934130)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: zombie-like pale goyim

you aren't? do you know where you are, son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934152)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."

She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48934211)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.

I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.

He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.

"What do you mean," I asked him.

"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.

That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."

"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948708)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Very tactful orchestra pit alpha

Boomers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948725)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Very tactful orchestra pit alpha

It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:

This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948838)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Big-titted Rehab Antidepressant Drug

The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948727)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948736)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Cerebral iridescent windowlicker voyeur

xo prayers have been sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948715)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Arousing old irish cottage

Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948718)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948729)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: cordovan blood rage coldplay fan

Let's be more realistic here.

Call him 1x / week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948745)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948752)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: provocative elite liquid oxygen

Poast the recipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948766)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

Let me see if I can find it, one sec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948772)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action

My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.

I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948878)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: provocative elite liquid oxygen

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48950262)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Slate church building

Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948775)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Arousing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2#48948811)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine affirmative action



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