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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Avocado main people https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2
Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due. |
Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Slate home depressive institutional collapse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: gay dashing space old irish cottage Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM Author: Avocado main people (totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")
it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious. |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM Author: cracking alpha pocket flask This can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM Author: Red hospital karate Trump wrote that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM Author: bateful stubborn crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: arousing nighttime gaping Seems so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM Author: lavender appetizing national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: Frisky coiffed boistinker trailer park Dictated but not read. DJT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: Dull Theater Stage Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM Author: razzmatazz new version giraffe it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM Author: hyperventilating station a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM Author: Dull Theater Stage Nibblets Do you know lots of retarded lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Zombie-like Milk is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM Author: jet-lagged shitlib What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM Author: bateful stubborn crackhouse Only the BEST! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: arousing nighttime gaping You just noticed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib Nah, but it gets more striking every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM Author: painfully honest hairy legs The ballroom has electrolytes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM Author: bateful stubborn crackhouse Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871593) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM Author: Avocado main people the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: motley fortuitous meteor where are the handclap emojis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: hideous trip kitchen All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: painfully honest hairy legs This is truly, truly bonkers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: Bisexual public bath Alpha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM Author: Godawful chartreuse legal warrant Is this real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM Author: arousing nighttime gaping No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: Thriller Step-uncle's House suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM Author: arousing nighttime gaping U drunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM Author: Thriller Step-uncle's House no drunker than hegseth probably is rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: bateful stubborn crackhouse JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM Author: lavender appetizing national security agency Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: lavender appetizing national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: painfully honest hairy legs I still can’t believe this is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: Avocado main people “The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM Author: Avocado main people "The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."
Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: painfully honest hairy legs Majestic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: arousing nighttime gaping “ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” *rubs hands and cackles* |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib Honestly that was my first thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib This is still so funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: Avocado main people i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: painfully honest hairy legs Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Slate home depressive The judiciary is seeing it everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: painfully honest hairy legs I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib Lmfao do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM Author: Slate home depressive What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: jet-lagged shitlib “The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Bisexual public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: Dull Theater Stage Nibblets Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: painfully honest hairy legs ^^the author (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM Author: Dull Theater Stage Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871456) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Slate home depressive I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Carmine jewess It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448) |