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Pretty sure my niece traded sex for a rare labubu
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: motley messiness My niece lives with my wife and I. She is in her mid-20's. She graduated from college this year and is looking for a permanent job in our city. She had a fairly serious drug habit when she was younger, which she used to support by selling her pussy. She has been sober for about 4 years now. But I know she still has an account on seeking and occasionally meets up with guys when she needs some extra money.
Anyway, on Saturday, she left home for most of the day to see "her friend." She comes home with a Zimomo labubu doll. For the uninitiated, Zimomo is one of the "rare" labubus. A quick glance on eBay indicates that they usually sell for $400+. She said that "her friend" bought it for her. Now my niece is an autistic introvert who barely has any friends, and the few friends she has are broke college students who are not buying her $400 presents. She also is in some kind of situationship, but this "boyfriend" generally treats her like crap and is also too broke to buy her a $400 present. So I have to assume that she found some dude on seeking and offered to fuck him if he would buy her the Zimomo.
I guess the point of this story is that if you can get your hands on a rare labubu doll, there are college girls who will fuck you for it. Just a PSA for the balding lawyers on this bort. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Hairraiser tantric hall nibblets You should've written "with my wife and *me*" not "with my wife and *I*" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061565) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: motley messiness If that is what you took away from this story, then I expect you will have a bright future checking commas in biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061615) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Razzle Sickened Round Eye Dopamine I'm a construction foreman, and I had the same take he did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061750) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Comical splenetic telephone boistinker he does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061984) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Vigorous Field Feces Or a dark one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062723) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:30 AM Author: opaque lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062748) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Talented roast beef Maybe “I” is the name of their monosyllabic bull who lives with his wife in the big house while he resides in his cuck shed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061689) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: motley messiness Wasn't that obvious? I can't believe you felt like you needed to spell that out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061697) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:39 AM Author: crusty useless brethren theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062429) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Galvanic Library Multi-billionaire is she hot? pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061467) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: motley messiness I am not biologically related to her, but I 100% would. I could never admit this IRL, but as an xoxo pumo, I will admit that I enjoy the view of her ass when she walks around the house in short shorts, and I love it when she wears tank tops while cleaning, because the view when she bends over is fantastic. They are definitely D cups if not larger. That said, while she's not fat, she is a little bit on the chubby side. But at my age, pretty much any mid-20's woman is sexy as hell. I'll say she is an objective 8 but maybe a 6/7 on the age-adjusted scale. I'll see if I can find any recent pictures where she looks good that won't out me or her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061495) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: shaky locus puppy link to her seeking profile? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061500) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Curious khaki shitlib Surprised this took this long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062049) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: motley messiness Honestly, she probably wouldn't care if I shared it. But given that it shows the city where we live and photos of her face, I may as well share a link back to myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062062) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: Peach Haunted Graveyard What's ur rate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062209) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:44 AM Author: Dashing home water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063189) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: Galvanic Library Multi-billionaire sounds like it may be worthwhile to pay her for sex a few times, $400 is a little under market rate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061523) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: motley messiness Market rate where? We live in kind of a second-tier city. Based on my limited knowledge, I think this is close to the market rate, particularly for a girl that is hot but not an objective 9/10. Plus I get the impression that she prefers to see dudes that she actually likes even if they pay a little less. She's totally obsessed with labubu, though, which probably also plays a role.
I wish I could just ask. "So did you suck dick for this labubu, or did you actually take dick? How many times? Did you insist on straight missionary, or did you agree to some kinky stuff for this?" But when I have already admitted to checking out her ass on a regular basis, I should probably avoid the "creepy uncle" vibe. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Razzle Sickened Round Eye Dopamine Fuckin BURRIED the lead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061766) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Aquamarine swollen cumskin tbh, I never heard of Labubu before this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062054) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:23 AM Author: zombie-like range electric furnace progress? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062316) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:25 AM Author: motley messiness https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061954 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062317) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: chartreuse disturbing headpube dysfunction A lot of autistic women are sexually liberated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061470) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: motley messiness This is true, and my niece is a case in point. Autistic people are willing to ignore society's rules that they think are pointless. My niece is willing to slut it up because she thinks that the societal norm that people (especially women) should not slut it up is dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061958) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Free-loading Snowy Gas Station Indirect Expression friendless nerdy autistic prostitute niece in recovery tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061474) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Salmon jew wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061481) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king What can I get for a Manudo poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061483) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: 180 rehab clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061491) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: shaky locus puppy zoomer girls will fuck you for pokemon cards not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061493) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: Light degenerate gunner ljl @ kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061499) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: motley messiness She has deleted all of her social media, so finding good pictures has been surprisingly difficult. I found one photo from her wilder days that I may have downloaded and saved on my computer for spank bank material. So here you go:
This is an older photo; she is a bit chubbier than this now. But it gives you the basic idea. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: Bearded church windowlicker almost certainly poop on that thong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061551) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:26 PM Author: misanthropic area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061721) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Provocative French Place Of Business https://www.jezebel.com/why-is-there-poop-on-my-thong-an-investigation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062278) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: Dashing home water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062495) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king Moar pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061553) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: motley messiness I'll see what I can do, but I don't have many recent photos, and the ones that I do have are not at all sexy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061574) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Aquamarine swollen cumskin Sorry, that isn't an objective 8. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061613) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: motley messiness An xoxo 5/6 is still an objective 8. Plus you can't see her boobs in this photo, which are probably her best feature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061624) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king SHOW BOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061626) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: motley messiness If I can find any photos where she is wearing a tank top or bikini, I will poast immediately. She's wearing baggy T-shirts in all the photos I can find, and they don't really do them justice. I found one photo showing a hint of cleavage, but it's ancient, and you can't see them very well anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061656) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: yellow indecent ceo set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062064) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:02 AM Author: Dun candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062847) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: spectacular trailer park I don't know call me crazy but from what little I can tell she seems incredibly hot. She seems like a filthy animal. She is a PAWG. I would assume from this that her whole life revolves around impulses, cravings, and loosely thought out spur of the moment decision making. Subjective 8/10 but need more photos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061679) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: motley messiness Some of her friends from her drug days definitely fit that description, but not so much her. She's not particularly impulsive now that she is sober. But she does have the nice combination of high sex drive and autism. Her mindset is that she likes sex, older dudes like to have sex with her and are willing to pay for it, so why shouldn't she have sex with them for money? I'm pretty sure that she also fucked some guy to get him to pay her car registration fees.
If I find some good photos, I will poast them immediately. But right now all I have are a couple really old ones that are kind of sexy and some more recent ones where she is wearing baggy T-shirts. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: spectacular trailer park Don't care at this point. Half the forum is sprung to the hilt right now. You miss every shot you don't take my guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061724) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Salmon jew dude, you need to share her contact info with your Internet friends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061728) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: beady-eyed halford antidepressant drug I also have sex. with older men. for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062060) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Hilarious gay wizard why on earth did your niece share a photo like this with oyu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061691) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: motley messiness She didn't share it with me specifically. She had this on her social media back when she was still doing drugs. I may have downloaded it for spank bank purposes back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061703) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: spectacular trailer park Can you hurry up and provide more nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061708) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: motley messiness How do I live with this girl and have so few good photos of her boobs? After searching both my and my wife's photo libraries extensively, this is the best I got:
https://imgur.com/a/WdhfbmN |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king This is not adequate, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061961) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: motley messiness Tonight I'll tell her that she needs to get naked and let me take some photos for my Internet friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062044) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king Tell her I'll explain the situation to her in person. I'll be there in 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062051) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:07 AM Author: Dashing home water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062496) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: spectacular trailer park She's a chub huh? Muffin top or what? I wouldn't complain about the boobs. Not bad. I think I really like her ass though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061962) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: motley messiness I think she has lost some weight since that photo was taken, but she's definitely a little bit on the bigger side. It's not very noticeable most of the time, though. I think she's pretty good at picking clothes that are baggy enough to hide the extra fat but tight enough to show off her boobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062056) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king Go take a pic of her underwear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062061) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:54 PM Author: spectacular trailer park Me and Penis Six Nine tp are very persuasive. You should really drop us an address. In the age of cheap domestic travel we can be there in a jiffy. I'll be there in a New York Minute. I'm very tall handsome and charismatic. Just need the introduction. We could all potentially be enjoying her body by the end of the week. I'm a very smooth talker. I'm very smooth. No worries Mr. Pumo. Just send the deets I'll hook us all up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062072) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:16 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king titc plan to fuck the niece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062112) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: spectacular trailer park I feel like you just blow smoke up a Zoomers skirt and they fall apart. You go in with a firm handshake. It's gg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062127) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: self-centered up-to-no-good foreskin philosopher-king A firm slap on that ass should seal the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062137) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: spectacular trailer park You have to treat them the way they want to be treated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062151) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: motley messiness I'll be sure to let her know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062193) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: spectacular trailer park Oh thanks bud
*gives u nut taps* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:00 PM Author: motley messiness Update: She says it is okay as long as you are at least 6'4". But she doesn't fuck guys any shorter than that.
(At the risk of ruining the magic, I will admit that this poast is flame. I couldn't resist the temptation to run with the xoxo shtick. The rest of the thread is real, though.) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Cobalt Wagecucks Codepig what led you to being able to immediately recognize a "Zimomo labubu" doll and its ostensible rarity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061572) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: shaky locus puppy just play along with the flame alright bud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061578) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: Cobalt Wagecucks Codepig im mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061631) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: motley messiness 100% not flame. If this were flame, at the bare minimum, I would have a better set of pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061959) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: motley messiness She told me that it was a rare one and sent me a picture of it. I googled "labubu that looks like a white angel" and determined that it was a Zimomo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061581) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:28 AM Author: Vigorous Field Feces If he has kids aged 6-10 he knows labubus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062743) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:32 AM Author: motley messiness Or if you have millenial/Gen Z women who watch TikTok in your life, you also know labubus. My niece has been obsessed ever since she saw the TikToks. Obsessed to the point of trading pussy to get her hands on them, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062753) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: excitant lodge Those things look fucking satanic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061605) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: motley messiness If they can get you laid, does that matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061611) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Vigorous Field Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062754) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: judgmental theater stage does she want another one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061628) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: motley messiness I am certain she wants another one, but I'm not sure how to start that discussion. "Let's face it: we both know that you got your labubu by selling your pussy. I found a racist middle-aged lawyer on the Internet who is also interested in trading your pussy for a labubu. Should I put the two of you in touch?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061647) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:59 PM Author: judgmental theater stage whats your pimp fee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061662) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: motley messiness Normally I ask for 30%, but I'll do it for 20% for an xoxo brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061681) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: judgmental theater stage my nigga gimme dat niece! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061731) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:00 AM Author: Vigorous Field Feces You don’t appreciate how hard it is to get a labubu rn. Rich SAHMs are ripping each others eyes out for these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062842) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:17 AM Author: motley messiness This is a true story. But you can still get the rare ones on eBay or StockX if you are willing to spend a few hundred dollars. Which, as noted elsewhere in this thread, is not an unreasonable price to pay to fuck a mid-20's recent college graduate with large breasts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062905) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Hilarious gay wizard how did labubus become a hting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061692) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: spectacular trailer park A friend of mine is a Hispanic woman in her late 20s and she literally hangs out at the mall and spends all her money on plushies. She said she's addicted to anything that can be considered Kawaii. She said she is grateful for birth control and looks down on Mexican chicks who get knocked up right out of school. Voted for Trump. This person is real. The plushy thing is insane, grown women think about dolls every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061706) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: shaky locus puppy if only every woman and all of each of their labubu dolls could vote, we could finally stop the nazis and save our sacred democracy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061722) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: spectacular trailer park Her whole family are border hopping beaners who voted for Kamala. She said she was the only one who voted for Trump. I asked her why she said mostly economic reasons. She was hoping for lower taxes. Said her family don't work so they don't know what it's like for their tax money to go to bullshit. She's a good kid imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061729) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: aphrodisiac burgundy stead Fountain pen money on things that are not fountain pens is criminal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062070) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:54 PM Author: aphrodisiac burgundy stead As a 45ish male whose dick only works reliably twice a week now why should I care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062071) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Light degenerate gunner disgustingly jewish thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062203) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:41 PM Author: swashbuckling aqua juggernaut pervert you spent your evening describing how your hypothetical niece is a prostitute? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062230) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:18 AM Author: 180 rehab clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062313) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:27 AM Author: motley messiness JFC. I work hard to create content and spank bank material for balding lawyers, and this is the type of appreciation I get. I poasted multiple pictures of the niece. I can poast a photo of the fucking labubu as well if you would like. If this were flame, I would have prepared much better pics. Even I was kind of disappointed that I could only find one cleavage photo from several years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062320) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:46 AM Author: crusty useless brethren theatre Yes pumo. We want to see the labubu or we deem this FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062431) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:36 AM Author: Offensive Plaza Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062760) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:32 AM Author: Poppy Pungent Pisswyrm Station My prole co-workers mentioned "labubus" recently and I had no idea what they were talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062327) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 AM Author: kink-friendly ultramarine tanning salon striped hyena My wife is in Taiwan buying a shit ton of these trying to get a gold one
My daughter has a bunch already so she gave me one of her dupes to give to an injured kid whose family came into sign. I looked it up on eBay and they're selling for $60 |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:43 AM Author: motley messiness Finally someone appreciates the labubu insanity. They are only available at a small number of retailers in the U.S., but they sell out almost instantly. There are entire TikTok videos explaining what time of day they restock, how to manipulate your cart so that you can finish the checkout process before they sell out, etc. And then you usually have to drive long distances to actually pick up the box. It's today's equivalent of Cabbage Patch dolls or Beanie Babies for oldmos who remember past toy crazes that resulted in ridiculous prices.
The other thing about labubus is that they are sold in blind boxes. For each type of box, there are (I think) 6 common labubus and one limited edition rare labubu. There is only like a 1/72 chance of getting the rare one. Even the common ones can sell for $50 or more on eBay or StockX. But the rare ones sell for hundreds. So for those who think this is flame, the cost of a rare labubu doll is around the market rate for the cost of hiring a sex worker for an hour. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:06 PM Author: kink-friendly ultramarine tanning salon striped hyena But how is it different from the beanie bag craze? I assume the market for these will eventually drop like a cement block (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063489) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:52 AM Author: motley messiness I'm sure it will. Right now Pop Mart is deliberately producing less dolls than the market demands because they want free publicity from the TikTok influencers doing insane shit to get their hands on labubus (such as selling their pussies). But sooner or later the market will be saturated, and prices will drop (although they may remain high for the limited-edition "rare" labubu). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49065917) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:43 AM Author: crusty useless brethren theatre This is some professional fucking flame. This is how you do it. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062430) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:51 AM Author: motley messiness Again, this is 100% not flame. Here is a photo of the labubu, asshole:
If you do a quick search, you can easily verify that this is a rare labubu worth hundreds of dollars. I'm not going to spend that kind of money just to create an xoxo flame. If you really want me to prove that this is real, I'm sure she will let me borrow the doll. I can poast another picture of the doll with a piece of paper saying "xoxo" underneath it. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:38 PM Author: crusty useless brethren theatre 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063352) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:52 AM Author: fantasy-prone bateful native sneaky criminal i wrote the tinder sister thread and this is A+ material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062669) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Cobalt Wagecucks Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Hilarious gay wizard Dude that thread was the goat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063359) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Vigorous Field Feces Apparently there is a lawyer labubu
https://toysez.com/products/labubu-the-monsters-x-one-piece-series-trafalgar-law |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Sienna elastic band sound barrier wtf these things are fucking weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062982) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM Author: shaky locus puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062988) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Cobalt Wagecucks Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063084) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Emerald floppy hospital queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063085) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:29 AM Author: motley messiness Is this an actual labubu or some kind of knockoff series? That seems way too cheap for a "real" labubu. And yes, I am moderately embarrassed that I know this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063144) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:30 AM Author: Emerald floppy hospital queen of the night fake labubu are known as lafufu you fucking noob. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063152) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:11 PM Author: motley messiness No shit, Sherlock. I wasn't suggesting that this was a counterfeit labubu. I was wondering if it is a knockoff series created by Pop Mart (or some other vendor) but not part of the core "labubu" series. To a series collector, these knockoff series are not real "labubu." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063240) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Laughsome slimy site According to one of my kids you can spot a fake by the number of teeth. The real ones have 9. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063182) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:10 PM Author: motley messiness Counterfeit labubu are everywhere. There are entire guides on TikTok and elsewhere describing how to distinguish authentic labubus from fakes. Fakes sometimes have the wrong number of teeth, which is a dead giveaway, but other times it is more subtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063236) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Slap-happy ruby hell kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063588) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:34 PM Author: big whorehouse giraffe Need picture of rare labubu to confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063335) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:48 PM Author: motley messiness https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062798 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063395) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Vivacious boiling water You know how sometimes you see a thread and it doesn't make sense and you just skip it? But it keeps staying at the top of the board. Sure it might include some hot button words like "niece" and "sex" but it is probably just some weird new MPA meme. Then after a while you just give in. The poast count is too high. Has to be some value in it. Worth a look.
This is one of those threads. Glad I clicked. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM Author: motley messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49065921) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM Author: drunken puce corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49066109) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:56 PM Author: crusty useless brethren theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49066349) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Salmon jew where are we on the sharing-her-contact-with-your-Internet-friends thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49064104) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM Author: motley messiness How much money do you have? Also, how many rare labubu do you own? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49065928) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Curious khaki shitlib Apparently the guy who created the dolls is worth $22 billion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49066686) |