"Lo, she took the sacred handbook, bound in three ring plastic and read aloud the invocation of behavioral expectations. “Thou shalt embody the Core Values, even when off the clock, lest the Spirits of Brand Reputation take offense.And she raised the Wand of Disciplinary Action, a ballpoint pen, and inscribed upon the Scroll of Employee Records the Hex of Involuntary Transition. And those who violate the sacred codex shall find themselves summoned to the chamber of performance improvement plans, from which few return unchanged"

-- which antique grimoire would you consider an analog to the modern DSM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761060&forum_id=2#49174325)