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Would you rather be CSLG's kid or SP's kid?

the downside is SP will rape you, but the upside is your par...
Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
c) EPAH's kid haha j/k
glittery shaky mother lay
  01/22/26
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Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
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Contagious Half-breed Jewess
  01/22/26
the constant squanching in the playroom would be a fly in th...
confused arousing stage hunting ground
  01/22/26
"would you rather be an abused asian child of this inse...
Snowy Yarmulke Dysfunction
  01/22/26
Fucked for life, sure but w SP you're also fucked in the pla...
appetizing maroon jap clown
  01/22/26
but children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes. b...
Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
i doubt very much that children of divorce have statisticall...
Startled coiffed tanning salon
  01/22/26
well thats where ur wrong
Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
source?
Startled coiffed tanning salon
  01/22/26
academia
Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
(dickinson alumnus)
Startled coiffed tanning salon
  01/22/26
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Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
would rather be raped than listen to my mom forced to eat so...
Snowy Yarmulke Dysfunction
  01/22/26
There’s a chance that CSLG’s kid can reject his ...
Poppy Indian Lodge Pisswyrm
  01/22/26
cslg's chink son is 100% going to become a twink faggot. His...
Rose haunting plaza place of business
  01/22/26
99 percent likely, but there’s some hope!
Poppy Indian Lodge Pisswyrm
  01/22/26
Well the difference is that while he may deserve all the int...
frum temple
  01/22/26
Yeah i dont think SP actually rapes his kid either but hes s...
Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
i bet no one here literally thinks sp molests his son, inclu...
Startled coiffed tanning salon
  01/22/26
He absolutely rapes that poor boy.
Rose haunting plaza place of business
  01/22/26
titcr but im trying to generate some evidence in my upcoming...
Startled coiffed tanning salon
  01/22/26
...
Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life
  01/22/26
CSLG’s kid. Both are azn iirc. If spaceporn’s ki...
cowgod
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life

the downside is SP will rape you, but the upside is your parents aren't divorced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608427)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: glittery shaky mother lay

c) EPAH's kid

haha j/k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608430)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608432)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Contagious Half-breed Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608489)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: confused arousing stage hunting ground

the constant squanching in the playroom would be a fly in the ointment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608433)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Snowy Yarmulke Dysfunction

"would you rather be an abused asian child of this insecure psychopath or that one?"

does it really matter? you are fucked for life. i would prob choose sp though tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608449)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: appetizing maroon jap clown

Fucked for life, sure but w SP you're also fucked in the playroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608452)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life

but children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes. being molested gets you a lot of victim points and cool sexual fetishes later in life whereas having prole divorced parents just seems to guarantee drug and legal issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608463)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Startled coiffed tanning salon

i doubt very much that children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes than victims of sex abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608559)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life

well thats where ur wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608577)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Startled coiffed tanning salon

source?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608671)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life

academia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608691)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Startled coiffed tanning salon

(dickinson alumnus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608694)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608695)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Snowy Yarmulke Dysfunction

would rather be raped than listen to my mom forced to eat some chola hooker snatch in the room next door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608552)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Pisswyrm

There’s a chance that CSLG’s kid can reject his father’s lifestyle and find happiness as a yoga teacher in the Maldives or something.

There’s a chance that Spaceporn’s kid can overcome his proleness to find material success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608639)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Rose haunting plaza place of business

cslg's chink son is 100% going to become a twink faggot. His daughter will probably get blacked. We all know SP Jr. is going to become a homo with depraved proclivities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608643)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Pisswyrm

99 percent likely, but there’s some hope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608747)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: frum temple

Well the difference is that while he may deserve all the internet hate and forcememes, spaceporn probably didn't actually rape his kid IRL and is just a loon. CSLG actually is divorced and fucking a 20something in front of his kids, though. Team Hot Dog on this one all the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608696)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life

Yeah i dont think SP actually rapes his kid either but hes such a weird dork and makes all those threads its hard not to mock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608698)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Startled coiffed tanning salon

i bet no one here literally thinks sp molests his son, including the other credulous schizos. people have told him this for years, yet he's incapable of "taking a joke", he refuses to be "regulated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608708)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Rose haunting plaza place of business

He absolutely rapes that poor boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608711)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Startled coiffed tanning salon

titcr but im trying to generate some evidence in my upcoming defamation suit that my poasts weren't asserted for truth and you're blowing it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608717)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49608750)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: cowgod

CSLG’s kid. Both are azn iirc. If spaceporn’s kid were 6’4 and not bald yet then maybe spaceporns kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2#49611146)