This was in the early 2010s during my brief 1-year BigLaw career. I was at some bar near Union Square with some friends on a Friday night. Completely normal night. I came right from work and had only had maybe 1 or 2 drinks max. The bar is crowded and I maneuver my way to the front of the bar (quite expertly, as always, might I add). I'm trying to get the bartenders attention when I feel someone shove against me from behind. I turn around and see that the guy directly behind me is getting shoved by a short jacked Guido in a suit behind him. The guido throws a punch at the guy directly behind me -- but he misses and the punch lands on my face.

I throw the guy right behind me out of the way and go hard and vicious at the guido shortmo. We both probably threw 2-3 punches. None of my punches to his face landed (well), but I got a good body shot on him, after which he bent over in pain and then went for a takedown. I fell ontop of him. As a general rule don't let bar fights go to the ground, so as soon as it went to the ground I stood up and quickly, but calmly walked out of the bar.

I walked around the block and while doing so called my friends. They didnt see the fight, but said they say this guy get kicked out of the bar. After walking around the block, I went back in and it was a fairly normal friday night thereafter.

The next morning I had a mild black eye from the initial punch he landed on me. It stuck around for a few days. At work a few people made some lighthearted jokes about how I must have gotten into a fight. Otherwise, it was a nothingburger (yeah that's right I said nothingburger, faggots).

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