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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 11:23 AM Author: Avocado stock car When I was in high school my girlfriend's parents bought her a car for her 16th birthday and she used to drive me around and we would listen to Three Cheers on repeat, and she always had a picture of John Paul II in her car and she kept my bountonière from prom in the cup holder. She had a mousy doe-eyed look and looked a bit like Carey Mulligan. Her favorite bands were MCR, The Used, Incubus, Panic at the Disco, and NIN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49611655) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612209) |
Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Avocado stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49611774) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce *poastin gorgeous cyber-slices of life again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612186) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Irradiated shimmering antidepressant drug giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612160) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612178) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce wholesome alt girl next door phenotype tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612190) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:35 PM Author: Avocado stock car We used to argue about which one of us was more emo. She looked the part with dyed hair, chucks, and eyeliner. But her argument was that I was spiritually feminine. Admittedly she was more or less right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612295) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:05 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce I would unironically watch this anime btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612438) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce 180000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612180) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce Why didn’t you put a ring on it? (Not judging, Im gay too) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612182) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Avocado stock car She left me for my best friend and I have been suicidal ever since. Never got over it. I'm still fucked up about it to this day.
One time about 10 years after we broke up she told me that this charm bracelet I gave her, she added the charms to another bracelet with different mementos other boyfriends had given her and that she took it out sometimes and thought of the different guys she'd been with. Pushing 40, single, childless, postwall, looks like shit now, told me she's VERY LIBERAL, and involved in far left progressive agendas.
Sometimes I text her out of the blue and I say I used to fuck you when you were sixteen. She gets extremely mad and says I should not have been doing that at that age!
What a dumb bitch lmao. We could have gotten married and had a couple of kids and been happy. Instead she travel shrewd and sucked and fucked the whole world. I hate women btw. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce told me she's VERY LIBERAL tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612224) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Avocado stock car Yeah she also told me that she realized she was "very funny" and that she's getting into doing comedy. She's not funny at all. Typical dumb lib humor. Libs can't meme etc. Also somewhat astounding that even Catholicism couldn't fix her. Typical cafeteria Catholic who thinks most of the rules are optional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612230) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612232) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Avocado stock car That feeling we had when we were teenagers I wanted to last forever. I would have been perfectly happy sticking it out. Feminism is a disaster for the human race. Imagine it was circa 1900 or something we would have just gotten married and had kids and be done with it for life you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612236) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612241) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce The ultimately cautionary tale for young people, to never take the good things or people in life for granted… as a silver lining, do you think you at least lucked out with how she aged? Or does she have attractive parents but just threw it all away with lifestyle choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612228) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Avocado stock car I think she's the most beautiful woman in the world but ya time comes for us all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612233) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce You still think she is? If she seemed like a sincerely changed person who wanted to prove her sincerity over time, would you risk it all for a later in life reunion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612239) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:24 PM Author: Avocado stock car She is sincerely an ugly post-wall retarded so no.
One time we had a huge devastating breakup and she said all of this insane shit like I never loved you and I didn't realize what love is until I got with another man and all of this crazy af BPD nonsense meant to hurt me and I was like oh OK. Bet. And I waited and bided my time and I laid low for a while and waited for her to get desperate and lonely and I knew she would trickle back into my life and there I laid a trap right when she was at her most vulnerable I started gassing her up and she fell for it and she fell for me all over again and I fucked the shit out of her for a while before we broke up again. But it was the only time in my life I ever chased a bitch who treated me wrong like that or any bitch I have never chased so hard like that and it was just to prove myself and prove my own value and step up to the challenge after being cut down and feeling so low. So that I that extent I won and the case is closed and no one these days has the energy to chase after that haggard whore who blew her good looks and chance at happiness over nothing. It's something unpredictable and in the end it's right, I hope you have the time of your life. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce This was a genuinely cathartic rollercoaster, tyvmft - Green Day included (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612268) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:33 PM Author: Avocado stock car Thanks for listening. I feel better already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612292) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce ❤️❤️❤️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612303) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce Can you see yourself in a serious relationship again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612270) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:30 PM Author: Avocado stock car I sincerely fell in love with The Box in my 30s and while it wasn't meant to be she showed me that it could happen again and that there's still plenty of intrigue in finding a loving organic gf who you can earnestly relate to. I think if anything I've become more interested in monogamy and less into casual relationships with age. I'm still looking for Ms. Right but I think I've got a clearer picture than ever of what she might be like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612280) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000
God’s mysterious ways, for real 🐶 |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:39 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce I can genuinely relate btw - gorgeous fairy tale of Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612313) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Avocado stock car As a random black guy at a gas station told me once, it iz wut it iz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612380) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce Random black folk wisdom is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612440) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Avocado stock car Magical Negro is an awesome stereotype that Hollywood ought to reclaim immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612559) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612598) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:40 PM Author: Avocado stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612315) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612444) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:07 PM Author: clear pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612448) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce Paradise Lost is 180, including CS Lewis’s Preface to PL 🙏 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612471) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:28 PM Author: clear pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612523) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612599) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Avocado stock car Yeah obviously. I don't think about her often but when I do my blood boils. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612477) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612482) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce Serious Q: do you think you’re overly romanticizing what could have been? And that minus the shared teenage culture tastes there probably wasn’t enough for a real lifelong fairy tale? Looking back it’s crazy to me how most of my teenage girl peers were sweet and pleasant by default, and it never occurred to me how much variety there would be from both nature and nurture manifesting over time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612493) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Avocado stock car Yeah I definitely created an unreasonable fantasy in my mind and we would have hated and resented each other. I think that can happen when you have millions of years of evolution and you have hormones raging. Young people are inherently irrational. And I think that love is basically a mysterious whirlwind of chemicals in your brain that nature has laid the groundwork for. It's God's way of making you retarded so you make a baby and stick with raisin it together. We're not meant to fuck each other with a plastic sheath or with a pill that delays pregnancy. We're supposed to fall in love as teens and make a baby. We're supposed to be retarded and gay and fall for these stupid love traps. If you think about it a lot of the violent homicides against women are by teenage men against teenage women like the Gabby Petito situation where this bald guy just blew a gasket. Teen pussy is meant to fundamentally rewire your brain. When you fuck a 30 year old chick even if you really enjoy it you're mostly like oh OK that was pretty cool but now I have to do the dishes and check my stock portfolio. There's a rationality and practicality to it. But when you're young you just fuckin snap over a bitch. Again look at the homicides when a dude gets rejected. They're not out there killing ugly bitches. There's something perfect or beyond perfect about a chick who's like 17 and the shared experience you have growing up together and crushing on her and gathering the courage to ask her out and all the rigmarole and song and dance that's involved therein and the bond is basically unshakable until feminism gets involved and women grow up and chase Chad and lose the plot entirely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612542) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce We're supposed to be retarded and gay and fall for these stupid love traps tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612601) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Avocado stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612629) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce oh OK that was pretty cool but now I have to do the dishes and check my stock portfolio.
LOL’d, Ty |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Avocado stock car Yeah like when you're 30+ you can high five a girl after sex and say good teamwork. You can shake her hand. Pretty much whatever you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612627) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612638) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce It’s funny that I can relate to this in that a particular girl I was dating was taking me for granted back then, and then I was so sad about it I rebounded with a different girl immediately to try to keep my mind off the first one, which blew my mind as a 15-16 year old that seeing me with the rebound changed the previous relationship completely, which ironically then made me actually appreciate the rebound, and freed my mind from the first one (sorry for the stream of consciousness, hope this made sense somewhat) 🐳 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612470) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Avocado stock car Yeah they obviously get YSFFM when they see you happy with someone else.
In my case I was so hung up when I rebounded I still thought about her. Dated another chick for two years and thought about the first girl every day. Sad stuff. I think when you're really blown away by somebody and come to think they're perfect nothing will substitute. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825476&forum_id=2#49612495) |