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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/22/12
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lavender site
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
irradiated range
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Maniacal Becky Field
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
irradiated range
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
stirring hell mad cow disease
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
floppy sepia gunner whorehouse
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
irradiated range
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
floppy sepia gunner whorehouse
  02/22/12
u jelly
irradiated range
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
ocher abnormal parlor
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Maniacal Becky Field
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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Maniacal Becky Field
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Big-titted giraffe state
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
histrionic goal in life potus
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Maniacal Becky Field
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Out-of-control Indirect Expression Fortuitous Meteor
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Maniacal Becky Field
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency
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Maniacal Becky Field
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supple reading party
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
bright theater stage
  02/25/12
cr
Onyx dilemma
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
dull misunderstood boltzmann parlour
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Maniacal Becky Field
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Chocolate office yarmulke
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Maniacal Becky Field
  10/26/12
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lilac wild location dopamine
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Exciting selfie
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Comical shaky striped hyena cuckoldry
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Comical shaky striped hyena cuckoldry
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
histrionic goal in life potus
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Onyx dilemma
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Exciting selfie
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Maniacal Becky Field
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Excitant friendly grandma private investor
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Painfully honest lodge
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Twisted vivacious genital piercing
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
dull misunderstood boltzmann parlour
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: lavender site



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: irradiated range

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: irradiated range

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: stirring hell mad cow disease

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: floppy sepia gunner whorehouse

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: irradiated range

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: floppy sepia gunner whorehouse

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: irradiated range

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: ocher abnormal parlor

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Smoky learning disabled nursing home dog poop

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Big-titted giraffe state

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: histrionic goal in life potus

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Out-of-control Indirect Expression Fortuitous Meteor

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: supple reading party



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: bright theater stage

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Onyx dilemma

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: dull misunderstood boltzmann parlour

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Chocolate office yarmulke

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: lilac wild location dopamine



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison international law enforcement agency

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Exciting selfie

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Comical shaky striped hyena cuckoldry



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Comical shaky striped hyena cuckoldry

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: histrionic goal in life potus

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Onyx dilemma

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Exciting selfie

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Maniacal Becky Field



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Excitant friendly grandma private investor

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest lodge

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Onyx dilemma

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting selfie



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Twisted vivacious genital piercing



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: dull misunderstood boltzmann parlour

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Infuriating messiness

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
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