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average 40 year old mom is significantly hotter in 2023 than 1983

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatic...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
Age is flame
appetizing stage
  06/26/23
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fully online and responsive
  01/01/26
Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s look...
Opaque unholy dilemma
  06/26/23
the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obvious...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997...
adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university
  06/26/23
If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eye...
heady confused corner
  06/26/23
that's really a lib problem https://www.researchgate.net/...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
UMC = lib
heady confused corner
  06/26/23
lmao sure bud
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
I’m right
heady confused corner
  06/26/23
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Candy Ride
  01/01/26
Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of b...
adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university
  06/26/23
Different phenomenon The women on 25 years of hormonal ...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after t...
adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university
  06/26/23
Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the ...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this th...
bronze yarmulke
  06/26/23
youre literally responding to consuela
Awkward nubile police squad
  06/26/23
Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health iss...
Awkward nubile police squad
  06/26/23
(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)
heady confused corner
  06/26/23
This is true, but the percentage of the population that can ...
Red Sweet Tailpipe Famous Landscape Painting
  06/26/23
hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
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Peach trailer park
  06/26/23
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vivacious yapping lodge
  06/26/23
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Cerebral tan persian
  06/26/23
it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking people forget ju...
misanthropic parlor
  06/26/23
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razzle claret ape
  06/26/23
cr, and UMC and above are eating better now
Cerebral tan persian
  06/26/23
cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepa...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
this weighs into it as well
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
...
adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university
  06/26/23
The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can eas...
magical mildly autistic incel bawdyhouse
  06/26/23
sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion
Idiotic Hell
  06/26/23
pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo...
Greedy godawful place of business juggernaut
  06/26/23
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razzle claret ape
  06/26/23
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Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
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misanthropic parlor
  06/26/23
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charismatic background story
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onyx cowardly plaza mother
  08/28/23
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potluck
  01/01/26
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vivacious yapping lodge
  06/26/23
wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy
bright mind-boggling range
  06/26/23
you take that back
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom ...
adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university
  06/26/23
wtf i love current year america now
bright mind-boggling range
  06/26/23
...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  06/26/23
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Greedy godawful place of business juggernaut
  06/26/23
reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless ameri...
santa's top guy
  01/01/26
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Don Spaceporn De La Squancha
  01/01/26
My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983
Sinister community account
  06/26/23
did you put her in an oven?
Cerebral tan persian
  06/26/23
To be fair, Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20...
wild embarrassed to the bone shrine
  06/26/23
...
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  08/28/23
less longbutt now
Orchid theatre weed whacker
  08/28/23
💯
Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration
  08/28/23
fyi hth, fwiw
santa's top guy
  01/01/26
...
Candy Ride
  01/01/26
There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running...
cryptoPlGlet
  01/01/26
2027 is over already
Battle Diaper Alita
  01/01/26
2028 is my year
As far as they will go but even farther
  01/01/26
Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha...
Online's Top Guy
  01/01/26


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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatically more obese. but obesity is highly concentrated in what you might call disadvantaged socioeconomic groups. Those overweight tatto'd women aren't marrying lawyers.

MC and UMC moms in 2023 are light years ahead of their 1980s and 1990s counterparts. A lot of this is due to basically tech advances in clothing, makeup, hair, and yes plastic surgery. Society is also much less modest, which translated to dowdy, but even pointedly "modest" women in 2023 (ie not total tramps) still mostly look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474460)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: appetizing stage

Age is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474514)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: fully online and responsive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554679)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:56 AM
Author: Opaque unholy dilemma

Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s looked like Ferris Bueller’s mom…fuckable yes, but with awful 80s helmet hair, blazers with shoulder pads, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474482)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obviously she is top .01% in any era, but comparing her with the 1983 ladies in the crowd one thing that stands out is how she could fit in today, but the others would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474492)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university

Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997 Vanna in some body contouring athleisure wear, give her Botox and a 2023 skill level breast lift and enough nutrition and fitness knowledge to max out her preservation of her natural leanness and curves, plus some lipo and/or ozembic as necessary and you have a fucking smokeshow age adjusted 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474850)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: heady confused corner

If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eyes yeah probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474489)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

that's really a lib problem

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Emil-O-W-Kirkegaard/publication/339541044/figure/fig20/AS:881692394926080@1587223256026/a-Mental-health-outcomes-by-political-ideology-and-sex-treatment-for-mental-health.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474494)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: heady confused corner

UMC = lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474510)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

lmao sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474521)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: heady confused corner

I’m right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474535)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554565)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university

Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of birth control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474856)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:08 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

Different phenomenon

The women on 25 years of hormonal birth control are not the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

Poaster below may be correct insofar as these women are selecting out of this demographic, leaving only the relative cream of the crop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474875)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university

Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after they started their periods. That was a protocol that started to happen more and more to xennials and older millennials where obgyns would write a prescription for any girl who missed a couple periods or complained about PMS. Boomer parents were all for it because they wanted to make sure their kids didn’t get teenmompwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474933)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the women being discussed here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474970)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: bronze yarmulke

>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

You think the 40yo suburban moms are the ones getting lipo and wearing body-contouring athleisure wear and NOT taking bc? lmfao are you unmoored from reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474939)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Awkward nubile police squad

youre literally responding to consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474979)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: Awkward nubile police squad

Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health issues run rampant? you dont say!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474977)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: heady confused corner

(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46475211)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe Famous Landscape Painting

This is true, but the percentage of the population that can reasonably be characterized as MC and UMC has shrunk considerably since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474491)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474499)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Peach trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474820)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: vivacious yapping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474853)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Cerebral tan persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474516)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: misanthropic parlor

it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking

people forget just how badly smoking a pack of cigs a day fucks you up physically, especially women who were just standing around the house all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474493)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: razzle claret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474508)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Cerebral tan persian

cr, and UMC and above are eating better now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474515)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepackaged TV dinners that were supposedly lowfat but were absolute nutritional disasters. now the yuppie approach is Whole Foods which is just objectively superior method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474525)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

this weighs into it as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474522)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474860)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: magical mildly autistic incel bawdyhouse

The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can easily divorce u and take u for all ur $$. The only way to be protected is if she's a worker bee and makes more $$ than you. But then by default ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474506)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Idiotic Hell

sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474512)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Greedy godawful place of business juggernaut

pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474517)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: razzle claret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474526)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474538)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: misanthropic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474544)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: charismatic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474859)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: onyx cowardly plaza mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725396)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554696)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: vivacious yapping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474822)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: bright mind-boggling range

wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474830)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

you take that back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474889)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: adventurous sooty twinkling uncleanness university

I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom for the other team there in a full athleisure getup who had the massive tits that are probably down to her knees when she’s naked but she had them hoisted up and smashed together so that she was showing 4+” of cleavage that was like straight out of a brazzers video with a yoga or fucked by trainer at gym set up. Her waist was of course basically corseted and her ass cheeks were molded into a nice perky butt. The dads of course all saw her right away and were stealing glances, but it was so funny watching the 12 year olds on our team checking her out. They didn’t clock her until the second quarter but then there was this awesome sequence where you could see one on the bench notice and then tell the next kid and eventually they were all staring blatantly and talking to each other about it until she put her jacket on and zipped up and then they all made this theatrical “Awww” sound of disapproval like the laugh track on a sitcom. Then that mom’s kid started faking an injury and took himself out of the game and she came down to him and he whined to her that he was hurt for five minutes until they just left. I was thinking as they were walking out “oh the world athleisure wear has wrought. You would never have seen that at an 11-12 basketball game 20 years ago.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474917)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: bright mind-boggling range

wtf i love current year america now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474921)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474954)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Greedy godawful place of business juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474989)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: santa's top guy

reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless america and thank you president Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554707)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554714)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Sinister community account

My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474926)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: Cerebral tan persian

did you put her in an oven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46475220)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: wild embarrassed to the bone shrine

To be fair,

Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20 year old is also significantly fatter and uglier and more blown out in 2023 vs 1983

Life is filled with cruel ironies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46477314)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725356)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Orchid theatre weed whacker

less longbutt now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725425)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Internal Respiration

💯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: santa's top guy

fyi hth, fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554559)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554566)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: cryptoPlGlet

There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running around with hapa autists back then that’s for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554647)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

2027 is over already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554665)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

2028 is my year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554675)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha

We know exactly what you’re doing, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554700)