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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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transparent space idea he suggested
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
wonderful slap-happy business firm
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck
  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Dashing locus filthpig
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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which dad tp
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  07/27/25
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: transparent space idea he suggested

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy business firm



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Curious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: snowy free-loading jewess

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: scarlet charismatic halford giraffe

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy business firm



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: very tactful quadroon nibblets



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Blue glittery orchestra pit sound barrier



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: floppy rehab love of her life



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: sinister coral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: titillating chapel juggernaut



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Pearly vivacious hissy fit abode



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: claret bat shit crazy hall sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: sexy self-absorbed alpha



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: translucent slippery french chef tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: citrine digit ratio feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: federal stead



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: stimulating dingle berry

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: transparent space idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bipolar depressive personal credit line

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: transparent space idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: bipolar depressive personal credit line

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy business firm

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: provocative naked elastic band preventive strike

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control thriller hominid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: emerald exhilarant hospital wagecucks

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Pink hairraiser crackhouse

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Dashing locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: claret bat shit crazy hall sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: adventurous famous landscape painting home

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing locus filthpig

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: chest-beating milky queen of the night cuck

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: transparent space idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ebony talking background story address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: transparent space idea he suggested

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: jet marvelous immigrant

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: chestnut box office

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling base

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: brass nursing home old irish cottage

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)