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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Effete Rehab
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
dead erotic preventive strike international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
razzle-dazzle meetinghouse ratface
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
vengeful pit
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
razzle half-breed
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
bespoke ticket booth sound barrier
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Aromatic coffee pot cruise ship
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Poppy fiercely-loyal immigrant
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
glassy vibrant stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
titillating gaping
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Nubile Olive Trailer Park
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
mentally impaired free-loading skinny woman theater stage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
cracking locus cuck
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
flirting jet range
  06/30/25
cr
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
glassy vibrant stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
clear idiot
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
mentally impaired free-loading skinny woman theater stage
  06/30/25
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well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Nubile Olive Trailer Park
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
flirting jet range
  06/30/25
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Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location
  07/01/25
*bussy
Angry nibblets clown
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
bespoke ticket booth sound barrier
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
thriller arrogant office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
federal step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
fuck
Nubile Olive Trailer Park
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
thriller arrogant office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Effete Rehab
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Nubile Olive Trailer Park
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
clear idiot
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
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Nofapping heaven haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
sickened rebellious keepsake machete
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Magenta athletic conference school cafeteria
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Motley indian lodge juggernaut
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Magenta athletic conference school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Magenta athletic conference school cafeteria
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Greedy Odious Codepig
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Spectacular church
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Hairraiser genital piercing
  06/30/25
tcr
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
just jump
mildly autistic chartreuse set faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
...
galvanic green lay
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
unholy bateful elastic band
  06/30/25
wow
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
contagious frozen mexican parlor
  06/30/25
JFC man
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Poppy fiercely-loyal immigrant
  06/30/25
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mildly autistic chartreuse set faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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Nubile Olive Trailer Park
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Spectacular church
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Hairraiser genital piercing
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
sickened rebellious keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle meetinghouse ratface
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
razzle half-breed
  06/30/25
bro
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
...
Hairraiser genital piercing
  06/30/25
lol
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
...
aggressive very tactful telephone bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
glassy vibrant stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Blathering claret old irish cottage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
french institution
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Hairless vivacious macaca casino
  07/01/25
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Motley indian lodge juggernaut
  07/01/25
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french institution
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
shimmering dysfunction tanning salon
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
mauve lascivious stock car milk
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
clear idiot
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Nubile Olive Trailer Park
  06/30/25
...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
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Peach den rigpig
  07/01/25
lol
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
...
mildly autistic chartreuse set faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Laughsome menage corn cake
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
hateful cerebral queen of the night faggotry
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Disrespectful spot double fault
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
180 dopamine
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Irradiated associate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Peach den rigpig
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
excitant corner jew
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/01/25
...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location
  07/01/25
😟
amber station
  07/01/25
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comical naked affirmative action
  07/01/25
holy shit
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Peach den rigpig
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
diverse infuriating masturbator orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
shimmering dysfunction tanning salon
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
bespoke ticket booth sound barrier
  07/01/25
...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
shimmering dysfunction tanning salon
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
shimmering dysfunction tanning salon
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
unholy bateful elastic band
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
bespoke ticket booth sound barrier
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Maniacal black woman french chef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
beady-eyed abusive parlour
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
...
unholy bateful elastic band
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
zombie-like big degenerate
  07/06/25
...
french institution
  07/06/25
lol
well-lubricated stain love of her life
  07/07/25
wow
Navy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Effete Rehab

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: dead erotic preventive strike international law enforcement agency

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse ratface

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: vengeful pit

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: razzle half-breed

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: bespoke ticket booth sound barrier

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aromatic coffee pot cruise ship

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Poppy fiercely-loyal immigrant

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: glassy vibrant stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: titillating gaping

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Nubile Olive Trailer Park

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired free-loading skinny woman theater stage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cracking locus cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: flirting jet range

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: glassy vibrant stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: clear idiot

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired free-loading skinny woman theater stage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Nubile Olive Trailer Park

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flirting jet range

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Angry nibblets clown

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: bespoke ticket booth sound barrier

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: thriller arrogant office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: federal step-uncle's house

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Nubile Olive Trailer Park

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: thriller arrogant office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Effete Rehab

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Nubile Olive Trailer Park

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: clear idiot

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Nofapping heaven haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sickened rebellious keepsake machete

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Magenta athletic conference school cafeteria

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Motley indian lodge juggernaut

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Magenta athletic conference school cafeteria

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Magenta athletic conference school cafeteria

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Greedy Odious Codepig

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Spectacular church

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser genital piercing

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic chartreuse set faggot firefighter

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: galvanic green lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: unholy bateful elastic band

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: contagious frozen mexican parlor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Poppy fiercely-loyal immigrant

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic chartreuse set faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Nubile Olive Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired free-loading skinny woman theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Blathering claret old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: french institution



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Spectacular church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser genital piercing

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sickened rebellious keepsake machete

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: trip snowy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Glittery laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed gas station

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: shimmering dysfunction tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: razzle half-breed

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: aggressive very tactful telephone bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Hairless vivacious macaca casino

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: glassy vibrant stage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Blathering claret old irish cottage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: french institution

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Hairless vivacious macaca casino

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Motley indian lodge juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: french institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: shimmering dysfunction tanning salon

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mauve lascivious stock car milk

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: clear idiot

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Nubile Olive Trailer Park

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Peach den rigpig



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic chartreuse set faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Laughsome menage corn cake

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: hateful cerebral queen of the night faggotry

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Disrespectful spot double fault

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: 180 dopamine

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Irradiated associate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Peach den rigpig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: excitant corner jew

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: amber station

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: comical naked affirmative action



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Peach den rigpig

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: diverse infuriating masturbator orchestra pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: shimmering dysfunction tanning salon

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bespoke ticket booth sound barrier

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: shimmering dysfunction tanning salon

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: shimmering dysfunction tanning salon

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: unholy bateful elastic band

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: bespoke ticket booth sound barrier

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Maniacal black woman french chef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Offensive exciting organic girlfriend location

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed abusive parlour

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: unholy bateful elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: zombie-like big degenerate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: french institution



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: well-lubricated stain love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Navy Scourge Upon The Earth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)