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Buying a new Porsche 911 is now a sucker move
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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989573) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Mega Penis You brown buttfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989586) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) go eat your wife's disgusting pussy you cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989597) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Mega Penis You are a disgusting sand fucker who worships a moon God and has intercourse with animals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989599) |
Date: July 9th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989578) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) msrps are astronomical and difficult to get one without an ADM on top of that
what used to be an enthusiast's car is now full of status seeking nouveau riche checking a box and/or those buying these for the resale value
a lightly equipped 911 is pushing 200k
it's basically a car for rich douchebags like all the dorks we went to law school with who became partners. it's the uninspired, desperate, boring person with access choice |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo It's been like that for decades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989643) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) No it hasn’t. Markups, tariffs, Covid related price increases and now they’re going to be producing less of them to maintain exclusivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989696) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:42 PM Author: Mega Penis Shut the fuck up, macaca. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989700) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Cucky it’s time to go lick that disgusting snatch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989711) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Mega Penis The goat is ready to push your shit in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989715) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) You can leave this thread now you mediocrity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989719) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: Mega Penis Your threads suck and 99% of people you aspire to be would deport you back to turbanstan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989728) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:28 AM Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' all except the retarded COVID point (this happened to nearly all luxury class or better vehicles) have also been happening for many years you peabrained fuck. he blew your thread out of the water with a single comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990167) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Always a tough talking pumo moron. Unlike many other luxury vehicles Porsche prices then continued to climb and have stayed high, on top of fake demand imposed ADMs that other brands are less susceptible to
You’re an Asian with a striver 911 |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) doesn't porsche do the same shit that prestigious watch companies have been doing for decades? "Oh, I see you admiring our Casio CFX-200 Module 197. You have great taste. We can sell her to you only after you've proven yourself as a loyal Casiowner. How about the F105W instead?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989881) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) For anything desirable yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989904) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo They do that shit with like the GT3 and anything that is limited production. IDK if they do that with normal 911s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989914) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: hank_scorpio my understanding is they make you wait for fucking ever to get the exact trim you want but if you have money you can order just about anyting, ferrari is known for fucking you over for a decade before they let you get the good stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989915) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:00 PM Author: Cletus Van Damme where the fuck do people drive these fucking sports cars. theres bumper to bumper traffic everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989579) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) lol for most it sits in their garage while they take suvs to work and back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989595) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:36 AM Author: MANGO MIRAGE (CITRUS π SEXXY) the levee, country roads, desert highways, pretty much wherever we want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990173) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) also this:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porsche-5-billion-profit-collapse-204500388.html |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:04 AM Author: TurboGrafx-67 You and the author of that article are both retarded
Porsche stock is down 1/3 YTD but it's primarily comprised of Volkswagen ownership |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:41 PM Is this opposed to the era where it was a prudent financial choice? lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989698) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) They’re compromising its heritage as we speak thanks to dweebs like you buying them now lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989709) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 It's been like that since before Covid
Did they stop taking orders for a custom build at msrp?
That would be bizarre because their entire business model is oriented around deep customization and there are over a hundred thousand configurations for a single model
Only weirdos who are desperate to buy one that same day and don't care about the options pay the ADM (typically foreigners on visa who only pay cash for stuff that's available immediately) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Adms are the norm for anything even slightly desirable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989717) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 Reread my post and try again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989723) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) even shit that's not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9uHZZ0j7cw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989928) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: UhOh i really liked 911s until i went into a rich condo building and saw like 20 of them in the garage and realized it was just a fancy volkswagen. they're beautiful but the criticism is fair, they're a basic bitch car for umc 45 year old white guys.
similar experience with g wagons in london.
also in london there's this alley/covered market with every fancy watch you can imagine on display, like thousands of them, dozens of each version right next to each other, and it totally killed it for me. there's a lot of value in rarity. |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989726) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:23 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo It is a basic bitch car for UMCmos, sure.
Legit rich people like them too though, they're one of the best cars you can DD and not have people rubbernecking you. |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 One time I saw 20 corvettes lined up in a row and realized it's just a fancy camaro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989835) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Niche devoted enthusiast car vs watered down heritage striver Asian mobile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989841) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo That never really was the case & it definitely isn't now that the Corvette is midengine (nevermind that the Camaro is dead) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989843) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 Uhhh no shit.
And a Porsche isn't remotely close to a Volkswagen and seeing 100 Porsches in a room wouldn't change that |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo The Cayenne is a badge engineered Touareg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989873) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 So op wandered into a luxury condo, saw 20 Cayennes in a row and realized it's a rebadged VW from 10 years ago? That's your thesis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989927) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:15 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas une pumo sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989933) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Also you’d never see 20 Corvettes in a row like you plausibly could in a striver condo parking lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989868) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: hank_scorpio the new ones are butt ass ugly, like shockingly ugly, especially in the covertible it just has a fucking hump ass, the caymans or the one upjumped boxter that kinda looks like the old gt are much cooler cars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989852) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:41 PM Author: UhOh yeah don't like the new ones, the last model was perfect though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989883) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:49 PM Author: hank_scorpio they have always been cars for dentists, Jeremy Clarkson was and remains correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989900) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:33 PM Author: sealclubber i think the hump ass looks good, but i am not a porsche fan hate to agree with paramo, but 911s are a boring choice for a sports car i tried to persuade cslg to go a different route, but he went 911 he used to have a very cool rolls royce from a client. still have that, cslg? |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: hank_scorpio it is indeed very boring, for a car in that price range you could get a fucking baby lambo that would be infinitely more cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989975) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity (Beggar being chooser) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989921) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:37 PM Author: Gay Grandpa If you want to show something about your character there is no purchase that will accomplish that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49989970) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:41 AM Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' how about showing poor character? can purchases show this? what if you demonstrate good character by working extra and sacrificing in order to help your widowed sister and children obtain a better quality of life by buying them a home? doesn't that act reflect good character? what does "purchase" mean, limited to retail goods, are you more narrowly thinking of expensive shit, designer products and labels?
moreover, who is attempting to demonstrate anything about their character by buying a 911? |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 8:57 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. cars are just so prole anymore and caring about them is a huge prole tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990364) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: t.rick o'treat panama i'm open to suggestions if there is anything more compelling than my 911 to replace it with. manual, 450hp w/ no turbos (gts engine + tune), awd, 3200lb curb weight - what am i replacing that with? it's also the only car that i've ever owned that has gone up in value since i purchased it used for ~$90k (it's an instantaneous 120k+ if i post it forsale). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990422) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) i think OP is just saying they're dumb to buy used. your car sounds awesome. they all still drive great imo!
the community can just be annoying sometimes bc it's a bunch of rich dweebs saying "rate my spec - did i pick the right color of deviated stitching?"
and the prices on new ones has just gone up like crazy last few years. sometimes they can still appreciate! but i'm not playing that speculation game, i like the older ones |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: t.rick o'treat panama people crash out about the current msrp's, and i agree, base model cars starting at 130k seems sort of wild (i'd be in a z06 before any sort of basic 911). but, everything has gone up in price. the 2014 window sticker for my car is $167k, that's $235k in 2026 dollars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990437) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) that's all true. but hold up, you're trying to say you prefer a 2014 GTS over a z06 corvette over a base 992? the modern corvettes have a crazy amount of power (especially per $) but i feel like there's not a ton of overlap between people who want to have a corvette vs those want to have a 911 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990485) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) it's a great car and you aren't who i'm talking about. it's just falling victim to status seekers like many other good things that get diluted in the age of algorithms and social media. and unlike upmarket brands like ferrari who can choose their owners you get a lot of build maximizing dorks buying 911s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49991005) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: steffan miller They look cool but they are too loud. Sports cars are just too loud. I don't know how people can stand all that noise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990502) |
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Date: July 10th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) vast majority of modern porsches are quiet unless modified (or they have a button to toggle quiet/loud). there's also a lot more sound isolation on them than there used to be as the modern buyer prefers more luxury/quiet as you describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881276&forum_id=2#49990627) |