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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
cocky soul-stirring national windowlicker
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Underhanded tanning salon kitty
  07/09/12
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deep corn cake hall
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
kink-friendly weed whacker telephone
  07/09/12
Are you male?
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
kink-friendly weed whacker telephone
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
kink-friendly weed whacker telephone
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
comical voyeur
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
comical voyeur
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
blue really tough guy locus
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
blue really tough guy locus
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
blue really tough guy locus
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
iridescent motley kitchen partner
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Disgusting juggernaut organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
razzmatazz garnet candlestick maker
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
cyan private investor
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Bonkers cruel-hearted sanctuary mood
  07/09/12
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deep corn cake hall
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
kink-friendly weed whacker telephone
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
stfu
Bonkers cruel-hearted sanctuary mood
  07/09/12
180
adulterous bawdyhouse old irish cottage
  07/09/12
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Pink gaping
  07/13/12
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Arousing Olive Point Therapy
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Translucent party of the first part
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
slimy trust fund
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Translucent party of the first part
  07/09/12
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Talented Ruby Chapel
  07/04/19
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deep corn cake hall
  07/13/12
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Talented Ruby Chapel
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Canary marvelous resort
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Floppy lay
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
lascivious spruce immigrant
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Floppy lay
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Indecent coldplay fan native
  03/04/25
lol kike
Arousing Olive Point Therapy
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
swashbuckling puce stead cuckoldry
  07/04/19
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Sickened Personal Credit Line Mental Disorder
  08/10/22
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Concupiscible orchid corner kitty cat
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Sinister home
  07/24/24
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Azure Degenerate
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Sapphire university
  09/22/24
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Indecent coldplay fan native
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Fantasy-prone supple field
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: slimy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: cocky soul-stirring national windowlicker

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Underhanded tanning salon kitty

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: deep corn cake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly weed whacker telephone

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly weed whacker telephone

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly weed whacker telephone

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: comical voyeur

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: comical voyeur

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: blue really tough guy locus

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: blue really tough guy locus

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: blue really tough guy locus

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: iridescent motley kitchen partner

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Disgusting juggernaut organic girlfriend

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz garnet candlestick maker

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: cyan private investor

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Bonkers cruel-hearted sanctuary mood

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: deep corn cake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly weed whacker telephone

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Bonkers cruel-hearted sanctuary mood

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: adulterous bawdyhouse old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Pink gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Arousing Olive Point Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Translucent party of the first part

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Translucent party of the first part

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Talented Ruby Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: deep corn cake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Talented Ruby Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Canary marvelous resort

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Floppy lay

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: lascivious spruce immigrant

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Floppy lay

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Indecent coldplay fan native

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Arousing Olive Point Therapy

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling puce stead cuckoldry

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Sickened Personal Credit Line Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible orchid corner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Sinister home

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Azure Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Sapphire university

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Indecent coldplay fan native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone supple field

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#49721526)