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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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sticky plaza
  06/27/25
i support islam now
adventurous windowlicker
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fear-inspiring degenerate
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Alcoholic metal pit
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
sticky plaza
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
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  06/27/25
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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Violent Drab Brethren Forum
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
pea-brained point nowag
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Alcoholic metal pit
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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  06/27/25
It's both
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  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Amber Excitant Boiling Water Hunting Ground
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
motley kink-friendly roommate
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
adventurous windowlicker
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Godawful adulterous library
  06/27/25
lmfao
pea-brained point nowag
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Comical burgundy theater stage yarmulke
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
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  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Comical burgundy theater stage yarmulke
  06/27/25
lmao
shaky public bath
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holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Alcoholic metal pit
  06/27/25
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
shaky public bath
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Nudist Friendly Grandma Parlor
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
shaky public bath
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Nudist Friendly Grandma Parlor
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
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  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Comical burgundy theater stage yarmulke
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
shaky public bath
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
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  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
naked market
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Transparent beady-eyed persian
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
sticky plaza
  06/27/25
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sticky plaza
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Amber Excitant Boiling Water Hunting Ground
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
coral blathering place of business mother
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
smoky puppy
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Swashbuckling Peach Spot
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
bateful school
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
coral blathering place of business mother
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Vermilion State Fat Ankles
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
motley kink-friendly roommate
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
shaky public bath
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
bateful school
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
coral blathering place of business mother
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: sticky plaza



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: adventurous windowlicker

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring degenerate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic metal pit

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: sticky plaza

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic metal pit

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: thirsty curious azn



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: shaky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: shaky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Tan bipolar trump supporter

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Violent Drab Brethren Forum



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: pea-brained point nowag

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic metal pit

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Elite Stirring Partner Hall



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Mischievous range fanboi

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Amber Excitant Boiling Water Hunting Ground

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: motley kink-friendly roommate

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: adventurous windowlicker

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Godawful adulterous library

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: pea-brained point nowag

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Comical burgundy theater stage yarmulke

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded slimy bbw wagecucks

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Comical burgundy theater stage yarmulke

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: shaky public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic metal pit

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: shaky public bath

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Nudist Friendly Grandma Parlor

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: shaky public bath

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Nudist Friendly Grandma Parlor

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon Gaping

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded slimy bbw wagecucks

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Comical burgundy theater stage yarmulke

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: shaky public bath

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded slimy bbw wagecucks

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: naked market

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed persian

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: sticky plaza

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: sticky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Amber Excitant Boiling Water Hunting Ground

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: coral blathering place of business mother

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: smoky puppy

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Peach Spot

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: bateful school

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: coral blathering place of business mother

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Vermilion State Fat Ankles

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: motley kink-friendly roommate

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: shaky public bath

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bateful school

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: coral blathering place of business mother

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)