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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Flatulent institution hominid
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Twinkling gas station
  04/05/26
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Sooty sound barrier
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Flatulent institution hominid
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Flatulent institution hominid
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Twinkling gas station
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Aphrodisiac Immigrant
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
razzmatazz double fault
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Flatulent institution hominid
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
razzmatazz double fault
  04/05/26
...
Twinkling gas station
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
boyish self-centered hell mediation
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Sooty sound barrier
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Cracking scarlet nowag principal's office
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Translucent tattoo location
  04/05/26
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frum brunch
  04/05/26
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sexy disgusting stage
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
cowardly naked shrine
  04/05/26
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excitant wagecucks
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Flatulent institution hominid
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
cowardly naked shrine
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Supple hairless temple goyim
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
gay fighting rehab
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
clear flickering area clown
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
charismatic erotic tanning salon
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
spectacular incel halford
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
gay fighting rehab
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
charismatic erotic tanning salon
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
spectacular incel halford
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
frum brunch
  04/05/26
...
Twinkling gas station
  04/05/26
...
Carnelian skinny woman public bath
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Supple hairless temple goyim
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
spectacular incel halford
  04/05/26
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splenetic shivering field
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
splenetic shivering field
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Talented ticket booth boltzmann
  04/05/26
...
Twinkling gas station
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Chestnut razzle-dazzle hospital preventive strike
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Flatulent institution hominid
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Supple hairless temple goyim
  04/05/26
...
spectacular incel halford
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Flatulent institution hominid

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Flatulent institution hominid

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Flatulent institution hominid

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Immigrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz double fault

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Flatulent institution hominid

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz double fault

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: boyish self-centered hell mediation

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Sooty sound barrier

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Cracking scarlet nowag principal's office

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Translucent tattoo location

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: frum brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: sexy disgusting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: cowardly naked shrine

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: excitant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Flatulent institution hominid

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: cowardly naked shrine

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Supple hairless temple goyim

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: gay fighting rehab

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: clear flickering area clown

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: charismatic erotic tanning salon

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: spectacular incel halford

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: gay fighting rehab

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: charismatic erotic tanning salon

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: spectacular incel halford

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: frum brunch

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Carnelian skinny woman public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Supple hairless temple goyim

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular incel halford

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: splenetic shivering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: splenetic shivering field

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Talented ticket booth boltzmann

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Chestnut razzle-dazzle hospital preventive strike

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Flatulent institution hominid

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Supple hairless temple goyim

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular incel halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49812165)