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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
misunderstood irradiated masturbator
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Razzle-dazzle awkward market jap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
puce marvelous water buffalo
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
know-it-all pearl theater stage
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Wine fragrant university new version
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
fishy orchestra pit mother
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Hyperactive trip fat ankles
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Drunken provocative locus juggernaut
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Twinkling vibrant circlehead area
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Crawly slap-happy knife public bath
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
stubborn business firm
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
territorial school
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
chartreuse ticket booth
  06/30/25
cr
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Twinkling vibrant circlehead area
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Sable Exhilarant Stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
stubborn business firm
  06/30/25
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Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
chartreuse ticket booth
  06/30/25
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overrated forum
  07/01/25
*bussy
Sienna Electric Spot
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
fishy orchestra pit mother
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
curious hall
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Racy khaki indian lodge
  06/30/25
fuck
Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
curious hall
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
misunderstood irradiated masturbator
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Sable Exhilarant Stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
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white razzmatazz center
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
garnet garrison
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Obsidian gaming laptop theatre
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
purple brethren
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Obsidian gaming laptop theatre
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Obsidian gaming laptop theatre
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
comical filthpig base
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Pale factory reset button den
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Greedy Kink-friendly Field Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
tcr
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
just jump
brilliant motley background story
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
...
mahogany rehab
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Coral Dilemma Tattoo
  06/30/25
wow
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
boyish marketing idea death wish
  06/30/25
JFC man
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Drunken provocative locus juggernaut
  06/30/25
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brilliant motley background story
  06/30/25
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Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon
  06/30/25
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stubborn business firm
  06/30/25
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cobalt pozpig
  06/30/25
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abusive pit
  06/30/25
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Pale factory reset button den
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Greedy Kink-friendly Field Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
garnet garrison
  06/30/25
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bat shit crazy wonderful trailer park
  07/01/25
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overrated forum
  07/01/25
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big whorehouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
swashbuckling national lettuce
  07/01/25
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Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness
  07/01/25
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puce marvelous water buffalo
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Wine fragrant university new version
  06/30/25
bro
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
...
Greedy Kink-friendly Field Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
lol
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
bat-shit-crazy chapel
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
ivory rebellious trump supporter legend
  06/30/25
jfc
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Twinkling vibrant circlehead area
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
cobalt pozpig
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
abusive pit
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
ivory rebellious trump supporter legend
  07/01/25
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purple brethren
  07/01/25
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abusive pit
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
cyan arousing tanning salon
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Sable Exhilarant Stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon
  06/30/25
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Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/01/25
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doobsian alpha
  07/01/25
lol
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
brilliant motley background story
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Galvanic affirmative action menage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Vivacious bronze famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Sadistic Rigor Parlor
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
laughsome cruise ship idiot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Thriller pearly station liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
doobsian alpha
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
tan deep location
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
overrated forum
  07/01/25
😟
Stirring spruce range
  07/01/25
...
Dashing parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
holy shit
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
doobsian alpha
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
hairraiser keepsake machete depressive
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
fishy orchestra pit mother
  07/01/25
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Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Coral Dilemma Tattoo
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
fishy orchestra pit mother
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mustard theater nowag
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
overrated forum
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Frisky piazza wagecucks
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/06/25
...
Coral Dilemma Tattoo
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Multi-colored set
  07/06/25
...
abusive pit
  07/06/25
lol
Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/07/25
wow
Appetizing brindle plaza stain
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: misunderstood irradiated masturbator

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle awkward market jap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: puce marvelous water buffalo

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: know-it-all pearl theater stage

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Wine fragrant university new version

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fishy orchestra pit mother

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive trip fat ankles

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Drunken provocative locus juggernaut

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant circlehead area

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Crawly slap-happy knife public bath

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: territorial school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant circlehead area

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sable Exhilarant Stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: overrated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sienna Electric Spot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fishy orchestra pit mother

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: curious hall

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Racy khaki indian lodge

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: curious hall

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: misunderstood irradiated masturbator

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Sable Exhilarant Stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: white razzmatazz center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: garnet garrison

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Obsidian gaming laptop theatre

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: purple brethren

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Obsidian gaming laptop theatre

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Obsidian gaming laptop theatre

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: comical filthpig base

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Pale factory reset button den

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Greedy Kink-friendly Field Faggot Firefighter

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: brilliant motley background story

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: mahogany rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Coral Dilemma Tattoo

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea death wish

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Drunken provocative locus juggernaut

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brilliant motley background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: stubborn business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: cobalt pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: abusive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Pale factory reset button den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Greedy Kink-friendly Field Faggot Firefighter

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: garnet garrison

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy wonderful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: overrated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: big whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling national lettuce

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: puce marvelous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Wine fragrant university new version

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Greedy Kink-friendly Field Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ivory rebellious trump supporter legend

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant circlehead area

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cobalt pozpig

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: abusive pit

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: ivory rebellious trump supporter legend

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: purple brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: abusive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cyan arousing tanning salon

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Sable Exhilarant Stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Idiotic buff roast beef quadroon

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: doobsian alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: brilliant motley background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Galvanic affirmative action menage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Vivacious bronze famous landscape painting

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sadistic Rigor Parlor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship idiot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Thriller pearly station liquid oxygen

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: doobsian alpha

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: tan deep location

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: overrated forum

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stirring spruce range

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Dashing parlour voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: doobsian alpha

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hairraiser keepsake machete depressive

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fishy orchestra pit mother

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Mint Bateful Weed Whacker Messiness

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Coral Dilemma Tattoo

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: fishy orchestra pit mother

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mustard theater nowag

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: overrated forum

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Frisky piazza wagecucks

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Coral Dilemma Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored set

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: abusive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Sooty Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing brindle plaza stain

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)