\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
Plum Lodge
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
grizzly trust fund
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
Plum Lodge
  01/03/23
180
Chest-beating mahogany cumskin cuckoldry
  01/03/23
Holy shit
Plum Lodge
  01/04/23
...
Very Tactful Corner Quadroon
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
iridescent rehab nowag
  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
grizzly trust fund
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
iridescent rehab nowag
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
grizzly trust fund
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
iridescent rehab nowag
  01/04/23
more than u are, yes
grizzly trust fund
  01/04/23
180
self-centered garrison
  04/19/23
...
grizzly trust fund
  04/19/23
...
Scarlet university
  04/23/24
...
Very Tactful Corner Quadroon
  04/23/24
...
Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life
  04/30/24
...
crimson awkward stag film juggernaut
  04/30/24
...
razzle-dazzle mexican stock car
  04/30/24
...
WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
  08/26/25
...
Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219
  08/26/25
...
stubborn twisted native
  01/03/23
...
seedy insanely creepy selfie
  01/03/23
...
grizzly trust fund
  01/03/23
...
grizzly trust fund
  01/03/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
Aromatic milk
  01/04/23
SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
Kink-friendly Hall Rigor
  01/04/23
...
Claret office mediation
  01/04/23
...
appetizing menage
  04/23/24
...
red mentally impaired mental disorder
  01/04/23
The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
glittery gas station athletic conference
  01/04/23
...
fear-inspiring purple really tough guy dopamine
  01/04/23
...
stubborn twisted native
  01/04/23
...
stubborn twisted native
  01/04/23
...
stubborn twisted native
  01/06/23
...
stubborn twisted native
  01/24/23
...
stubborn twisted native
  12/27/23
...
titillating fat ankles french chef
  12/27/23
...
stubborn twisted native
  02/07/24
...
seedy insanely creepy selfie
  02/07/24
...
stubborn twisted native
  04/23/24
Shit thread
Magenta low-t address
  04/23/24
QUotemo positivity
stubborn twisted native
  04/23/24
...
Light greedy death wish becky
  04/23/24
...
cruel-hearted legal warrant
  04/23/24
(rat)
Claret office mediation
  04/23/24
...
WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
  08/26/25
...
Histrionic pervert
  04/23/24
The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
Histrionic pervert
  04/30/24
it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life
  04/30/24
when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
cruel-hearted legal warrant
  04/30/24
...
Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life
  04/30/24
(slimshadymantp)
Claret office mediation
  04/30/24
...
kevin eubanks and the tonight show band
  08/26/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: Plum Lodge

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: grizzly trust fund

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Plum Lodge

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating mahogany cumskin cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: Plum Lodge

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Very Tactful Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: iridescent rehab nowag

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: grizzly trust fund

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: iridescent rehab nowag

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: grizzly trust fund

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: iridescent rehab nowag

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: grizzly trust fund

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: self-centered garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: grizzly trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206694)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Scarlet university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603587)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Very Tactful Corner Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: crimson awkward stag film juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mexican stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213068)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213074)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: seedy insanely creepy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: grizzly trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: grizzly trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Aromatic milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Hall Rigor

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Claret office mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: appetizing menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: red mentally impaired mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: glittery gas station athletic conference

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: fear-inspiring purple really tough guy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: seedy insanely creepy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: stubborn twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Magenta low-t address

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: stubborn twisted native

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Light greedy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Claret office mediation

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213069)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Histrionic pervert

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted legal warrant

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Duck-like violet cuckold love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Claret office mediation

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213065)