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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
charismatic pearly police squad tank
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Contagious stain
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
slippery opaque goyim doctorate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
mint rigor
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
fear-inspiring clear coffee pot
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
drunken peach dilemma
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
hateful disgusting lay generalized bond
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
alcoholic nowag
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
anal sound barrier gas station
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Flesh Crusty Church
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
infuriating electric furnace market
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
poppy dead principal's office
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
abusive station
  06/30/25
cr
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
anal sound barrier gas station
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
rebellious macaca
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
infuriating electric furnace market
  06/30/25
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Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
abusive station
  06/30/25
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Vigorous hominid elastic band
  07/01/25
*bussy
elite trump supporter
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
drunken peach dilemma
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
glittery prole
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
180 public bath jap
  06/30/25
fuck
citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
glittery prole
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
charismatic pearly police squad tank
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
rebellious macaca
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle school
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Buck-toothed nursing home mad cow disease
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
pea-brained theatre
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
French round eye kitty cat
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
pea-brained theatre
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
pea-brained theatre
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
snowy aphrodisiac stage corn cake
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Olive vibrant forum boiling water
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Splenetic crackhouse weed whacker
  06/30/25
tcr
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
just jump
passionate insanely creepy chapel
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
...
adventurous tan meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
comical striped hyena mother
  06/30/25
wow
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
excitant mischievous temple puppy
  06/30/25
JFC man
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
alcoholic nowag
  06/30/25
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passionate insanely creepy chapel
  06/30/25
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citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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infuriating electric furnace market
  06/30/25
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wonderful center
  06/30/25
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Mind-boggling background story
  06/30/25
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Olive vibrant forum boiling water
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Splenetic crackhouse weed whacker
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Buck-toothed nursing home mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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light dragon
  07/01/25
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Vigorous hominid elastic band
  07/01/25
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Razzle Ratface
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
aggressive rose love of her life
  07/01/25
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twisted address juggernaut
  07/01/25
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slippery opaque goyim doctorate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
fear-inspiring clear coffee pot
  06/30/25
bro
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
...
Splenetic crackhouse weed whacker
  06/30/25
lol
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
...
mustard resort
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Cobalt casino
  06/30/25
jfc
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
anal sound barrier gas station
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
wonderful center
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Mind-boggling background story
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Cobalt casino
  07/01/25
...
French round eye kitty cat
  07/01/25
...
Mind-boggling background story
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
twisted address juggernaut
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
electric field son of senegal
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
rebellious macaca
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/01/25
...
Talented cordovan set
  07/01/25
lol
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
...
passionate insanely creepy chapel
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Multi-colored Fantasy-prone Library Private Investor
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Arousing Area
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Cowardly filthy quadroon hell
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Judgmental beady-eyed location
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Buff provocative hall
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Talented cordovan set
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Hairraiser selfie
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/01/25
...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Vigorous hominid elastic band
  07/01/25
😟
bearded disrespectful philosopher-king spot
  07/01/25
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Impertinent Indian Lodge Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
holy shit
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Talented cordovan set
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Boyish french chef
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
twisted address juggernaut
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
drunken peach dilemma
  07/01/25
...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
twisted address juggernaut
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
twisted address juggernaut
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
comical striped hyena mother
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
drunken peach dilemma
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Adulterous Navy Fat Ankles Foreskin
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Vigorous hominid elastic band
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Saffron racy plaza codepig
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/06/25
...
comical striped hyena mother
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Swashbuckling grizzly liquid oxygen half-breed
  07/06/25
...
Mind-boggling background story
  07/06/25
lol
Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian
  07/07/25
wow
Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: charismatic pearly police squad tank

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Contagious stain

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: slippery opaque goyim doctorate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: mint rigor

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring clear coffee pot

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: drunken peach dilemma

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hateful disgusting lay generalized bond

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: alcoholic nowag

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: anal sound barrier gas station

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Flesh Crusty Church

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: infuriating electric furnace market

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: poppy dead principal's office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: abusive station

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: anal sound barrier gas station

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: rebellious macaca

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: infuriating electric furnace market

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abusive station

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: elite trump supporter

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: drunken peach dilemma

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: glittery prole

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: 180 public bath jap

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: glittery prole

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: charismatic pearly police squad tank

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: rebellious macaca

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nursing home mad cow disease

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: pea-brained theatre

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: French round eye kitty cat

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pea-brained theatre

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: pea-brained theatre

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: snowy aphrodisiac stage corn cake

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Olive vibrant forum boiling water

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Splenetic crackhouse weed whacker

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy chapel

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: adventurous tan meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: comical striped hyena mother

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: excitant mischievous temple puppy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: alcoholic nowag

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: infuriating electric furnace market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: wonderful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Olive vibrant forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Splenetic crackhouse weed whacker

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nursing home mad cow disease

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: light dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: aggressive rose love of her life

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: twisted address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: slippery opaque goyim doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring clear coffee pot

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Splenetic crackhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cobalt casino

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: anal sound barrier gas station

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful center

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling background story

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Cobalt casino

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: French round eye kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: twisted address juggernaut

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: electric field son of senegal

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: rebellious macaca

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: citrine apoplectic step-uncle's house

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Talented cordovan set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Fantasy-prone Library Private Investor

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Arousing Area

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Cowardly filthy quadroon hell

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Judgmental beady-eyed location

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Buff provocative hall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Talented cordovan set

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser selfie

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid elastic band

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bearded disrespectful philosopher-king spot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Impertinent Indian Lodge Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Talented cordovan set

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Boyish french chef

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: twisted address juggernaut

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: drunken peach dilemma

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: twisted address juggernaut

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: twisted address juggernaut

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: comical striped hyena mother

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: drunken peach dilemma

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Adulterous Navy Fat Ankles Foreskin

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Vigorous hominid elastic band

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Saffron racy plaza codepig

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: comical striped hyena mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling grizzly liquid oxygen half-breed

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Flickering Razzmatazz Organic Girlfriend Persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy ladyboy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)