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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
ultramarine galvanic spot doctorate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Embarrassed to the bone cruise ship jap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
at-the-ready private investor
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Bbw
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
onyx theater stage cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
contagious stead
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Maroon histrionic chapel
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
aromatic spruce pit travel guidebook
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
puce idiot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cracking opaque voyeur stage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
topaz mexican
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
soul-stirring persian
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
bipolar mental disorder ratface
  06/30/25
cr
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
aromatic spruce pit travel guidebook
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Disturbing ruby sneaky criminal center
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
topaz mexican
  06/30/25
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nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cracking opaque voyeur stage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
bipolar mental disorder ratface
  06/30/25
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olive domesticated roommate
  07/01/25
*bussy
Thriller Sienna University Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
crimson station weed whacker
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Poppy hall halford
  06/30/25
fuck
cracking opaque voyeur stage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
crimson station weed whacker
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
ultramarine galvanic spot doctorate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cracking opaque voyeur stage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Disturbing ruby sneaky criminal center
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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flesh sick wrinkle turdskin
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
diverse iridescent round eye
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
copper curious menage idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
passionate kitchen goyim
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
copper curious menage idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
copper curious menage idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Umber Pungent Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Irradiated emerald field deer antler
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Supple Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
tcr
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
just jump
electric dopamine
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
...
Obsidian slimy yarmulke stage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
adventurous chartreuse depressive multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
wow
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Insane Temple
  06/30/25
JFC man
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Maroon histrionic chapel
  06/30/25
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electric dopamine
  06/30/25
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cracking opaque voyeur stage
  06/30/25
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topaz mexican
  06/30/25
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laughsome smoky jew
  06/30/25
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walnut forum tank
  06/30/25
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Irradiated emerald field deer antler
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Supple Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
diverse iridescent round eye
  06/30/25
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splenetic marketing idea
  07/01/25
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olive domesticated roommate
  07/01/25
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Flushed painfully honest plaza
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
cream vigorous locale
  07/01/25
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Milky Legend Parlor
  07/01/25
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at-the-ready private investor
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
onyx theater stage cuckoldry
  06/30/25
bro
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
...
Supple Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
lol
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
...
Violet Sound Barrier Stock Car
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
flirting roast beef
  06/30/25
jfc
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
aromatic spruce pit travel guidebook
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
laughsome smoky jew
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
walnut forum tank
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
flirting roast beef
  07/01/25
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passionate kitchen goyim
  07/01/25
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walnut forum tank
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Milky Legend Parlor
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Spectacular indigo ticket booth
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Disturbing ruby sneaky criminal center
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cracking opaque voyeur stage
  06/30/25
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180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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Outnumbered sanctuary reading party
  07/01/25
lol
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
...
electric dopamine
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Charcoal awkward lettuce
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
impertinent stimulating business firm coffee pot
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
racy incel
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
blue wonderful scourge upon the earth dingle berry
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
cyan deranged toaster puppy
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Outnumbered sanctuary reading party
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Mind-boggling scarlet friendly grandma nursing home
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/01/25
...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
olive domesticated roommate
  07/01/25
😟
buck-toothed casino gaping
  07/01/25
...
rusted provocative volcanic crater
  07/01/25
holy shit
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Outnumbered sanctuary reading party
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
aphrodisiac windowlicker
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Milky Legend Parlor
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Milky Legend Parlor
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Milky Legend Parlor
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
adventurous chartreuse depressive multi-billionaire
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Idiotic lavender circlehead
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
olive domesticated roommate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
pontificating fragrant legal warrant
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
...
adventurous chartreuse depressive multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
glittery cocky garrison newt
  07/06/25
...
walnut forum tank
  07/06/25
lol
nofapping resort goal in life
  07/07/25
wow
180 place of business mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic spot doctorate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cruise ship jap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready private investor

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Bbw

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: onyx theater stage cuckoldry

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: contagious stead

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Maroon histrionic chapel

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aromatic spruce pit travel guidebook

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: puce idiot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cracking opaque voyeur stage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: topaz mexican

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring persian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bipolar mental disorder ratface

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic spruce pit travel guidebook

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Disturbing ruby sneaky criminal center

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: topaz mexican

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cracking opaque voyeur stage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bipolar mental disorder ratface

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive domesticated roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Thriller Sienna University Personal Credit Line

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: crimson station weed whacker

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Poppy hall halford

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cracking opaque voyeur stage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: crimson station weed whacker

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic spot doctorate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cracking opaque voyeur stage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Disturbing ruby sneaky criminal center

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: flesh sick wrinkle turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: diverse iridescent round eye

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: copper curious menage idea he suggested

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: passionate kitchen goyim

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: copper curious menage idea he suggested

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: copper curious menage idea he suggested

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Umber Pungent Step-uncle's House

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Irradiated emerald field deer antler

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: electric dopamine

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Obsidian slimy yarmulke stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous chartreuse depressive multi-billionaire

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Insane Temple

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Maroon histrionic chapel

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: electric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cracking opaque voyeur stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: topaz mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: laughsome smoky jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: walnut forum tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Irradiated emerald field deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: diverse iridescent round eye

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: splenetic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: olive domesticated roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flushed painfully honest plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cream vigorous locale

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Milky Legend Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: onyx theater stage cuckoldry

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violet Sound Barrier Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: flirting roast beef

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: aromatic spruce pit travel guidebook

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: laughsome smoky jew

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: walnut forum tank

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: flirting roast beef

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: passionate kitchen goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: walnut forum tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Milky Legend Parlor

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular indigo ticket booth

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Disturbing ruby sneaky criminal center

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cracking opaque voyeur stage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: electric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Charcoal awkward lettuce

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating business firm coffee pot

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: racy incel

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: blue wonderful scourge upon the earth dingle berry

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: cyan deranged toaster puppy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Outnumbered sanctuary reading party

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet friendly grandma nursing home

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: olive domesticated roommate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: buck-toothed casino gaping

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: rusted provocative volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Outnumbered sanctuary reading party

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac windowlicker

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Milky Legend Parlor

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Milky Legend Parlor

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Milky Legend Parlor

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: adventurous chartreuse depressive multi-billionaire

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring underhanded internal respiration queen of the night

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Idiotic lavender circlehead

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: olive domesticated roommate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pontificating fragrant legal warrant

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: adventurous chartreuse depressive multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: glittery cocky garrison newt

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: walnut forum tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: nofapping resort goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: 180 place of business mad-dog skullcap

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)