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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Magenta contagious chapel
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Violent pit
  07/20/17
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  07/20/17
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Flirting adulterous indian lodge
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Massive Locale Messiness
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Violent pit
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
very tactful aromatic travel guidebook
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Violent pit
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
elite milk public bath
  10/18/21
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Histrionic emerald hospital
  07/20/17
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curious rough-skinned gay wizard
  07/20/17
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Abnormal tanning salon
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
curious rough-skinned gay wizard
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Domesticated dull faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Aggressive Sanctuary French Chef
  07/20/17
Titcq
Flirting adulterous indian lodge
  07/20/17
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carmine mother
  03/02/18
Yes.
obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
brass abusive jap sandwich
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Talented plaza weed whacker
  07/20/17
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Supple Sticky Depressive
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Domesticated dull faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  08/01/17
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Supple Sticky Depressive
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Violent pit
  08/01/17
...
obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Lemon Forum Corn Cake
  09/18/17
cq
apoplectic church hissy fit
  09/18/17
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hideous space toilet seat
  09/04/21
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
lime nofapping home azn
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Aggressive Sanctuary French Chef
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
passionate fluffy stock car
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Aggressive Sanctuary French Chef
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
apoplectic church hissy fit
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Concupiscible base
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Painfully Honest Deer Antler
  03/02/18
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  07/24/18
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  02/19/19
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  10/31/19
id do this for free
brass abusive jap sandwich
  10/31/19
...
Scarlet crotch
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
bearded nursing home ratface
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Aquamarine sound barrier national security agency
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
hideous space toilet seat
  09/04/21
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sophie cunningham
  06/18/25
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obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug
  10/18/21
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Scarlet crotch
  06/23/22
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Scarlet crotch
  12/14/23
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lfo
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
manic pixie dream litigator
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
sophie cunningham
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Magenta contagious chapel

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Violent pit

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Flirting adulterous indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Massive Locale Messiness

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Violent pit

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: very tactful aromatic travel guidebook

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Violent pit

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: elite milk public bath

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Histrionic emerald hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: curious rough-skinned gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: curious rough-skinned gay wizard

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Domesticated dull faggot firefighter

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Aggressive Sanctuary French Chef

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Flirting adulterous indian lodge

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: carmine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: brass abusive jap sandwich

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Talented plaza weed whacker

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Domesticated dull faggot firefighter

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Violent pit

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Lemon Forum Corn Cake

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: apoplectic church hissy fit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: hideous space toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: lime nofapping home azn

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Aggressive Sanctuary French Chef

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: passionate fluffy stock car

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Aggressive Sanctuary French Chef

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: apoplectic church hissy fit

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible base

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Deer Antler

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: brass abusive jap sandwich

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Scarlet crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: bearded nursing home ratface

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine sound barrier national security agency

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: hideous space toilet seat

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: sophie cunningham



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: obsidian sickened jewess antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Scarlet crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Scarlet crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: sophie cunningham

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)