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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Geriatric aquamarine menage
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/14/22
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odious mint jew striped hyena
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
bipolar field
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/14/22
...
bipolar field
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
kink-friendly tan institution main people
  04/14/22
...
Vigorous roommate
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Cobalt Drunken Persian
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/28/22
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  07/04/23
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Vigorous roommate
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Canary Center Idea He Suggested
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Slimy school cafeteria round eye
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/27/24
?
Slimy school cafeteria round eye
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Slimy school cafeteria round eye
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Slimy school cafeteria round eye
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Marvelous pungent hall
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Slimy school cafeteria round eye
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Marvelous pungent hall
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
swashbuckling forum
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Lascivious Mad Cow Disease Quadroon
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Buck-toothed corner dysfunction
  04/24/26
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House-broken know-it-all home pistol
  04/27/24
180
Soul-stirring Stubborn Macaca
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Cobalt Drunken Persian
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Soul-stirring Stubborn Macaca
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Marvelous pungent hall
  04/27/24
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appetizing digit ratio
  04/27/24
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House-broken know-it-all home pistol
  10/08/24
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electric silver school
  10/08/24
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costumed heady coldplay fan
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
galvanic crystalline hominid
  06/06/24
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painfully honest ocher ratface
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Sooty Apoplectic Library Foreskin
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Sooty Apoplectic Library Foreskin
  06/06/24
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  04/24/26
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electric silver school
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  09/14/25
...
violet haunted graveyard principal's office
  03/31/26
flame?
arousing brass market
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Exciting Fanboi Telephone
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
trip tripping double fault
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
lemon sandwich
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
trip tripping double fault
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
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little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Naked Charcoal Resort Lettuce
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
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  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Geriatric aquamarine menage

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: odious mint jew striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: bipolar field

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: bipolar field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly tan institution main people

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Vigorous roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Cobalt Drunken Persian

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Canary Center Idea He Suggested

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Slimy school cafeteria round eye

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Slimy school cafeteria round eye

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Slimy school cafeteria round eye

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Slimy school cafeteria round eye

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Marvelous pungent hall

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Slimy school cafeteria round eye

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Marvelous pungent hall

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Lascivious Mad Cow Disease Quadroon

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed corner dysfunction

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: House-broken know-it-all home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stubborn Macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Cobalt Drunken Persian

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stubborn Macaca

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Marvelous pungent hall

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: appetizing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: House-broken know-it-all home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: electric silver school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: costumed heady coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: galvanic crystalline hominid

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: painfully honest ocher ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Sooty Apoplectic Library Foreskin

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Sooty Apoplectic Library Foreskin

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Naked Charcoal Resort Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: electric silver school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: violet haunted graveyard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: arousing brass market

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Exciting Fanboi Telephone

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: trip tripping double fault

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: lemon sandwich

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: trip tripping double fault

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible nighttime shrine

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Naked Charcoal Resort Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50021007)