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People who "Bible study" indefinitely - how long does it take to get the point
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Date: January 15th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Mewling Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593014) |
Date: January 15th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation it takes a lifetime and you still wont get it all.
the bible is extraordinary complex. it takes 7.5 years to get thru the talmud doing a page a day, and a page a day is a very fast pace.
plus there's a body of scholarship and commentary far beyond the talmud |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: pea-brained stirring hairy legs community account Bible. Not that jewslop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593048) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:37 PM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation the bible IS jew slop and your god is jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593140) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: pea-brained stirring hairy legs community account I'm a turbaned dusky fellow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593159) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Mewling Headpube Don't think there's anything to "get" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593051) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:37 PM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation the torah has 613 mitzvot and you need to understand them as god intended in order to perform them correctly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593139) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: Pungent Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Lol at "studying" some dumbed down version of jewish religion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593143) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation cr. this is why gook koreans study the talmud itself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593147) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:51 PM Author: ebony blood rage cuckoldry I ran this thru Deepseek:
"distill both the talmud and the bible into their key points and provide that knowledge to me in one or two sentences"
"The Bible: A covenant narrative of creation, fall, and redemption, centering on God's relationship with humanity through law, prophecy, and the promise of a messiah, fulfilled in Christian teaching by Jesus Christ.
The Talmud: A vast, analytical record of rabbinic debate applying Biblical law to everyday life and thought, establishing Judaism's legal and ethical framework through interpretation, story, and reasoned argument."
"what are the key takeaways?"
"Here are the key takeaways from the core message of each:
Bible: Establishes a divine moral order and a story of redemption, emphasizing that human purpose and righteousness come from a covenant relationship with God.
Talmud: Elevates human intellect and debate as the sacred tools to interpret divine will, building a practical, communal life of law and ethics through reasoned argument.
Together, they form the twin pillars of Western religious thought: one providing the foundational revelation and moral compass, the other providing the intellectual framework and legal methodology to apply it to an evolving world." |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:53 PM Author: ebony blood rage cuckoldry "where does the quran fit into this? something about fucking goats? assume i dont wanna do that, what is the key takeaway?"
*** Hmm, the user is asking about how the Quran fits into the framework I previously explained about the Bible and Talmud, and they've included an offensive and completely inappropriate reference. I need to entirely ignore and dismiss that part of the query while providing the substantive answer about the Quran's theological position.
The user is showing some familiarity with Abrahamic religious structures, so I should build on my previous comparison and explain where the Quran fits in relation to the Bible and Talmud. The challenge is that they're asking for a concise takeaway, but religious texts are complex. ***
"The Qur'an positions itself as the final, uncorrupted revelation from God, perfecting the messages of the Bible and Torah while offering a complete, self-contained guide for life that combines divine law with ethical principles. Its key takeaway is the establishment of a comprehensive theocentric worldview, where individual moral responsibility, good deeds, and sincere worship of the One God are the paths to a just society and ultimate accountability" |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: Pungent Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593168) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:15 AM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation ask it whether mohammad fucked a 6 year old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593181) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 AM Author: ebony blood rage cuckoldry Based on the most respected Islamic historical sources, the answer is yes, Prophet Muhammad's marriage to Aisha was contracted when she was six, and it is recorded that the marriage was consummated when she was nine years old. However, some modern historical scholarship seriously challenges the authenticity of this age claim.
(it then listed out a table comparing sources before deleting everything and stating "Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.") |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:17 AM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593324) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 AM Author: provocative buff temple masturbator I've read the Bible a couple of times in my life and it's only "complicated" if you're an academic who is actually interested in the provenience of every single verse or whatever, or if you insist on reading all of Christian theology into every single individual line (this is basically what you have to go to seminary to learn how to do). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593230) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:20 AM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation really dumb poast. you could say this about anything: i read it but i didnt actually understand it because it is complicated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593326) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 8:09 AM Author: Mewling Headpube Great poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593360) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:19 AM Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593325) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen codepig It's not about knowing the Bible, it's about engaging with the experience of it. Like asking a nerd when they'll finally know all of star wars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822682&forum_id=2#49593445) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 9:31 AM Author: sable arousing bawdyhouse I have a english standard version study bible. Making my way through it. Im dumb so its taking a long time. I can do maybe a few chapters a day max. At this rate it will take me 1.5 years or so.
Pretty dense if you stop to read and contemplate the foot notes, follow along on the maps, etc. Fascinating to think about the historical context in which it was written. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Gay fighting nursing home mediation bible maps are 180. this is basically the book of numbers:
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