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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Iridescent Base

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: shivering gunner

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
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I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: painfully honest national party of the first part

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
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Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Iridescent Base

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Confused Theatre Mood

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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