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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| federal abusive location | 12/16/25 |
| Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| federal abusive location | 12/16/25 |
| Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| sooty pistol | 12/20/25 |
| mint chest-beating pocket flask reading party | 12/19/25 |
| Electric bat-shit-crazy property | 12/20/25 |
| misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration | 12/19/25 |
| Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration | 12/20/25 |
| Electric bat-shit-crazy property | 12/20/25 |
| Swashbuckling faggot firefighter | 12/16/25 |
| Electric bat-shit-crazy property | 12/20/25 |
| Swashbuckling faggot firefighter | 12/22/25 |
| excitant new version | 12/16/25 |
| Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| excitant new version | 12/16/25 |
| Spectacular heaven | 12/16/25 |
| Hairraiser Coiffed Really Tough Guy | 12/19/25 |
| Spectacular heaven | 12/19/25 |
| Vivacious plaza | 12/20/25 |
| racy henna piazza crotch | 12/16/25 |
| Olive metal public bath corn cake | 12/16/25 |
| Electric bat-shit-crazy property | 12/20/25 |
| Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma | 12/20/25 |
| chestnut love of her life mental disorder | 12/16/25 |
| razzle ebony brunch | 12/20/25 |
| chestnut love of her life mental disorder | 12/23/25 |
| federal abusive location | 12/16/25 |
| Electric bat-shit-crazy property | 12/20/25 |
| Pink parlor faggotry | 12/21/25 |
| federal abusive location | 12/16/25 |
| Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma | 12/16/25 |
| chestnut love of her life mental disorder | 12/19/25 |
| Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| Mentally impaired fragrant tanning salon selfie | 12/19/25 |
| Buff home | 12/19/25 |
| Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| Orchid domesticated university | 12/19/25 |
| Orchid domesticated university | 12/19/25 |
| White wild gay wizard gaping | 12/19/25 |
| Buff home | 12/19/25 |
| aquamarine hideous mediation | 12/19/25 |
| Swashbuckling faggot firefighter | 12/19/25 |
| sooty pistol | 12/20/25 |
| Violet Unhinged Prole Tank | 12/22/25 |
| Mewling Slate Corner Potus | 12/19/25 |
| Avocado Aromatic Nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| sienna mind-boggling idiot | 12/19/25 |
| Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| sienna mind-boggling idiot | 12/19/25 |
| Know-it-all Quadroon | 12/20/25 |
| blue titillating native | 12/19/25 |
| lavender goyim | 12/19/25 |
| excitant new version | 12/19/25 |
| floppy hominid clown | 12/20/25 |
| beady-eyed demanding hospital | 12/19/25 |
| Hairraiser Coiffed Really Tough Guy | 12/19/25 |
| Cerebral Disgusting Institution Place Of Business | 12/19/25 |
| house-broken orchestra pit depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Mischievous locus boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma | 12/20/25 |
| Electric bat-shit-crazy property | 12/20/25 |
| floppy hominid clown | 12/20/25 |
| Glittery maniacal crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| exciting alcoholic yarmulke | 12/20/25 |
| Avocado Aromatic Nibblets | 12/20/25 |
| Glittery maniacal crackhouse | 12/21/25 |
| Orchid domesticated university | 12/20/25 |
| Pink parlor faggotry | 12/20/25 |
| misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration | 12/21/25 |
| Pink parlor faggotry | 12/22/25 |
| misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration | 12/23/25 |
| Pink parlor faggotry | 12/23/25 |
| useless rehab | 12/22/25 |
| Vivacious plaza | 12/22/25 |
| Vivacious plaza | 12/23/25 |
| Misanthropic Unholy Office | 12/22/25 |
| Violet Unhinged Prole Tank | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: federal abusive location This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: federal abusive location My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: sooty pistol Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: mint chest-beating pocket flask reading party It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Electric bat-shit-crazy property Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Electric bat-shit-crazy property You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Swashbuckling faggot firefighter $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Electric bat-shit-crazy property Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Swashbuckling faggot firefighter thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: excitant new version 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: excitant new version investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Spectacular heaven $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Hairraiser Coiffed Really Tough Guy I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Spectacular heaven good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Vivacious plaza $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: racy henna piazza crotch six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Olive metal public bath corn cake 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Electric bat-shit-crazy property Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: chestnut love of her life mental disorder 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: razzle ebony brunch me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: chestnut love of her life mental disorder It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: federal abusive location 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Electric bat-shit-crazy property the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Pink parlor faggotry Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: federal abusive location I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: chestnut love of her life mental disorder In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Mentally impaired fragrant tanning salon selfie Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Buff home 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Bateful Electric Furnace Patrolman fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Orchid domesticated university A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Orchid domesticated university OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: White wild gay wizard gaping A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Buff home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: aquamarine hideous mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Swashbuckling faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: sooty pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Violet Unhinged Prole Tank Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Mewling Slate Corner Potus $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Avocado Aromatic Nibblets can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: sienna mind-boggling idiot Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: sienna mind-boggling idiot Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Know-it-all Quadroon You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: blue titillating native Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: lavender goyim Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: excitant new version damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: floppy hominid clown Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: beady-eyed demanding hospital Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Hairraiser Coiffed Really Tough Guy 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Cerebral Disgusting Institution Place Of Business Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: house-broken orchestra pit depressive 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Mischievous locus boistinker 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Talented bearded cruise ship friendly grandma 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Electric bat-shit-crazy property Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: floppy hominid clown 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Glittery maniacal crackhouse literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: exciting alcoholic yarmulke I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Avocado Aromatic Nibblets so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Glittery maniacal crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Orchid domesticated university 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Pink parlor faggotry Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Pink parlor faggotry I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: misunderstood slap-happy internal respiration 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Pink parlor faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: useless rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Vivacious plaza Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Vivacious plaza $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Misanthropic Unholy Office $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Violet Unhinged Prole Tank I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530537) |