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How much Italians jerk each other off for margherita pizza is honestly insane
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:10 AM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!
It’s cool they have perfected it but ljl at how unsophisticated a major part of their cuisine is from a gastronomical perspective |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:11 AM Author: splenetic confused site blood rage dey dont put prole amerikan meatballs into their food and who can bblame em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230576) |
Date: April 24th, 2023 2:28 AM Author: cracking kitty cat Better than how everyone cums their diapers over french food like it’s peak cuisine when they use zero spices and think that mayonnaise is spicy
It’s bland garbage and people just jerk off over the “techniques”. “wow this was thooo hard to make” YOU DONT EVEN COOK SO WHO FUCKING CARES |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:28 AM Author: green senate stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230663) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:57 AM Author: Histrionic Round Eye Messiness food can be delicious without being spicy, you Indian or azn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230733) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:06 PM Author: provocative stead chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232901) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:22 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232985) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 8:25 AM Author: Sickened boyish therapy brunch WYPIPO DON' SEASON DEY FOOD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230939) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:39 PM Author: Seedy background story https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1637547097821151233?s=20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232679) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:18 AM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster Nah, French cuisine is legitimately impressive. Something like a croissant is incredibly difficult to make despite not appearing so on the surface, and requires quite a bit of skill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231045) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:25 AM Author: violent marketing idea The amount of retarded takes on food on XO is truly astounding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231055) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:25 AM Author: Copper Hospital most other topics also (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231056) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:29 PM Author: domesticated boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233044) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: aquamarine beady-eyed area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49830254) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:30 AM Author: turquoise zombie-like sex offender home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49831173) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:27 AM Author: mustard native Caring about food as if it's an experience and not the means for acquiring sustenance is peak effeminancy.
That's why people who poast pics of food are all losers. Full stop. |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster Mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231065) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:30 AM Author: violent marketing idea People who say "full stop" are gigantic faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231072) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:31 AM Author: mustard native Guy who really "gets" this place. Full stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231075) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:32 AM Author: aromatic submissive stain chapel gbtr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231082) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:35 AM Author: mustard native (Guy snapping pics of sysco slop) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231089) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:40 AM Author: curious church mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231105) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:23 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse keepsake machete go back to Ireland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232991) |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 2:31 PM Author: exciting frisky space philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46237700) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:50 AM Author: diverse alcoholic wagecucks (MAF Iron Chef) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231677) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:29 PM Author: domesticated boistinker cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233041) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 10:42 AM Author: Multi-colored Godawful Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231353) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:31 PM Author: Fighting institution grudgingly agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233060) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:47 PM Author: Slimy stimulating trust fund french cooking and techniques molded most of western cuisine and plenty of french technique inspired food and cuisine in asia, where you are from.
french cuisine essentially elevated flour, root vegetables, cheap meat, and some crude dairy with minimal access to cheap seasoning and created recipes and preparations that are still in use today. the whole practice of elevating ingredients into something completely transformed, satisfying, and interesting to eat rather than just fire-blasting a rack of meat with spices and some rice on the side is all from french cooking.
yes, leek soup is not exciting to most people in the modern world. go jam some more chipotle into your corpulent face and feel happy that you have it so good. |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:57 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster harsh but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233311) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:41 PM Author: violent marketing idea whoa cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233989) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:45 PM Author: Doobsian razzle immigrant not a fan of most french food which is 50% butter but this is a great and cr post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234005) |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 2:30 PM Author: Vermilion Deranged Wrinkle Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46237694) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:40 AM Author: sapphire vivacious menage mediation "Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!"
You can make that argument about lots of dishes. Good pizza requires specific types of dough, cheese, and sauce at the right balance and cooked in a particular type of oven on a specific type of slab etc. It's no less complicated than dishes at fancy steak house. |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster no you can't
dough = nothing special, french, indian, japanese make better more sophisticated breads. naan, sourdough, both better.
cheese = it's mozzarella, again french and even other italian cheeses are more complex to make and have a more interesting flavor and texture profile
sauce = they literally crush tomatoes and add salt, nothing more to it. a lot of the jerking off is related to OOOH ITALIAN SOIL and MARZANO TOMATOES and THE CAMPANIA REGION FOR MOZARRELLA again this is just jerking each other off nothing sophisticated or special about any of this shit
basil = basil
re: balance, ALL good food requires "balance" ljl at your italian chamber of commerce brainwashing. there is no precision to a pizzaiolo making a fucking margherita it's just experience he's not weighing shit or using any kind of scientific approach
particular type of oven = it's a dome lined with bricks and mortar and they use wood as a heat source, nothing special in fact the indian tandoor is probably a more interesting and innovative device |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49830244) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: Aqua church building feces "hm we could improve this by dumping curry everywhere: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231668) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:46 PM Author: Vermilion Deranged Wrinkle Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232754) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: aquamarine beady-eyed area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49830394) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232651) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: misanthropic private investor I have had so many terrible pizzas, it can't be as easy as you say. You can hardly get a great pizza in the pacific northwest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232727) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:55 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster when there's 4 ingredients you notice when things are off more than you would if there are 10 ingredients but that doesn't elevate the 4 ingredient item above the 10 ingredient item (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232843) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:05 PM Author: Vermilion Deranged Wrinkle Center you’re embarrassing yourself in this thread brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232895) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:18 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster stfu dago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232955) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: Crusty violent double fault coldplay fan That's exactly what it does. All this thread has illustrated is that you have an unsophisticated and/or blunted palate, so you need complicated, aggressive flavoring in order to enjoy your food. That's fine, but you're silly to criticize simpler foods elevated by superior technique and ingredients.
Throwing BBQ sauce, marshmallows, beer battered shrimp and Sriracha sauce on a pizza would certainly make it pop, and I imagine you would probably prefer it that way, but it would be a lesser form of cuisine. |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:45 PM Author: motley genital piercing gunner you would get whacked for saying this in New Haven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232741) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:20 PM Author: pink spectacular tanning salon pep is the best pizza and it's an AMERICAN investion fuck diegos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232962) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:35 PM Author: Dashing glassy cumskin less annoying than the authentic carbonara craze of late, and I love real carbonara but jfc it's just eggs and cheese you silly wops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233089) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster ljl i see they've moved on from alfredo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233151) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Dashing glassy cumskin alfredo was never real italian food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233158) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:45 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster Fettuccine Alfredo (Italian pronunciation: [fettut'tʃiːne alˈfreːdo])[1] or fettuccine al burro ("fettuccine with butter")[2] is an Italian pasta dish of fresh fettuccine tossed with butter and Parmesan cheese (Italian: pasta al burro e parmigiano).[3][4][5] As the cheese melts, it emulsifies the liquids to form a smooth and rich cheese sauce coating the pasta.[3] The dish is named after Alfredo Di Lelio, who featured the dish at his restaurant in Rome in the early to mid-20th century; the "ceremony" of preparing it tableside was an integral part of the dish.[3][6] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233186) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:29 AM Author: aquamarine beady-eyed area welp, what other paradigms would you like shattered today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49831171) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:49 PM Author: Slimy stimulating trust fund carbonara is just being lauded right now because it's so decadent, same as birria tacos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233230) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:58 PM Author: Pale lascivious potus toaster dude, fucking birria tacos. ugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233313) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:43 PM Author: violent marketing idea completely wrong. carbonara is passe but credited. it's not even that decadent, a real carbonara doesn't have cream and shit in it
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:46 PM Author: Dashing glassy cumskin still pretty decadent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234014) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:47 PM Author: violent marketing idea it just has a couple eggs in it man
a small amount (for American pasta) of meat
and some cheese?
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:47 PM Author: Dashing glassy cumskin not some cheese, a lot of cheese bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234028) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:48 PM Author: violent marketing idea https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/marcella-hazan-s-spaghetti-carbonara-5f13621d324b1b23ee2db854
2.5 oz of cheese to a pound of pasta isn't a ton |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:53 PM Author: Dashing glassy cumskin that's a shit recipe, you need more than that for a half pound of good carbonara (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234064) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:55 PM Author: violent marketing idea link to such a recipe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234066) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: Dashing glassy cumskin I forget where I got it but I use over a cup of grated cheese, which should be about 3.5 ounces for a 1/2 pound of pasta, plus some more on top (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234072) |
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Date: April 24th, 2023 7:27 PM Author: violent marketing idea I respect you friend but this sounds like some Americanized shit that actual Romans would never eat, hence the confusion of whether or not this dish is "decadent" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234831) |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:39 PM Author: domesticated boistinker bro that's a great recipe. you can add more cheese if you want to. i agree with you that it's a decadent meal -- it's because of the pork fat + eggs + cheese + carbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46237212) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:37 AM Author: aquamarine beady-eyed area lol at this tranny shit. I'm Italian and I've eaten Marghertia pizza and carbonara one time each in my life.
If I'm going to eat pizza, I don't want some faggy crap on it. Pepperoni and mushrooms is the GOAT btw. Mozzarella and basil are not toppings, they are ingredients.
Carbonara? Same thing. If I'm going to eat pasta, I want red sauce, not some faggy eggs and peas and shit, GTFO of here.
And /thread |