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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
red heady state
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Jet-lagged indian lodge goyim
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
red heady state
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
red heady state
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
brindle field
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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brindle field
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
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  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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No wonder u don't get laid
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  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: red heady state

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged indian lodge goyim

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: red heady state

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged indian lodge goyim

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: blue meetinghouse weed whacker



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Avocado Curious Headpube

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: pontificating cruise ship



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: red heady state



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz mint sex offender



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: supple crimson property



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: blue meetinghouse weed whacker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: sinister parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: passionate casino



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Nighttime hall quadroon

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: red heady state

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: brindle field

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: umber swashbuckling selfie

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: red heady state

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: claret stirring double fault



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: slippery transparent menage national security agency



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: histrionic clear incel



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: sinister parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Hot Hominid



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: hideous razzle water buffalo



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Temple

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: brindle field

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: blue meetinghouse weed whacker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Spruce Splenetic Heaven



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: walnut territorial pisswyrm whorehouse

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: insecure shrine ape



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine office jewess

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: brindle field



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: histrionic clear incel

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: harsh queen of the night

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: brindle field

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage fanboi

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Grizzly mad cow disease stage

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: claret stirring double fault

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: aromatic lake cuck gas station

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage fanboi



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: blue meetinghouse weed whacker



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: plum plaza turdskin



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: histrionic clear incel



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: brilliant theater stage fanboi



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: irradiated point private investor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Magenta flickering hunting ground senate

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage fanboi



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Grizzly mad cow disease stage

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Smoky hell

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant pit chad

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Cerise coiffed range antidepressant drug

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Hot Hominid

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Gold multi-billionaire

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: passionate casino

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: brindle field

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
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