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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Racy azure hospital factory reset button
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
glassy hominid coldplay fan
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Fragrant fluffy foreskin kitchen
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Ivory wagecucks
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Odious Grizzly Brethren
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
curious voyeur
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
slate nursing home jew
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Filthy Awkward Bbw
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
exhilarant pearly background story
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
lime marvelous center alpha
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Self-centered Crystalline Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Light thriller ratface public bath
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
arousing psychic dog poop
  06/30/25
cr
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Filthy Awkward Bbw
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Dashing olive reading party prole
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Self-centered Crystalline Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
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impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
lime marvelous center alpha
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
arousing psychic dog poop
  06/30/25
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lascivious idea he suggested place of business
  07/01/25
*bussy
Zippy Queen Of The Night Field
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Flirting amber tanning salon
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
irradiated double fault parlour
  06/30/25
fuck
lime marvelous center alpha
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Flirting amber tanning salon
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Racy azure hospital factory reset button
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
lime marvelous center alpha
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Dashing olive reading party prole
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac nofapping lay trump supporter
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Mauve submissive water buffalo
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Outnumbered national masturbator
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Hairraiser dull national security agency
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Outnumbered national masturbator
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Outnumbered national masturbator
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sadistic lodge community account
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
maize 180 sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
crusty provocative dingle berry multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
tcr
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
just jump
Khaki indian lodge toilet seat
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
...
Glittery party of the first part clown
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
copper spectacular garrison
  06/30/25
wow
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Wonderful Chrome Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
JFC man
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
slate nursing home jew
  06/30/25
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Khaki indian lodge toilet seat
  06/30/25
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lime marvelous center alpha
  06/30/25
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Self-centered Crystalline Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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maize 180 sanctuary
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
crusty provocative dingle berry multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Mauve submissive water buffalo
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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lascivious idea he suggested place of business
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Passionate dragon crotch
  07/01/25
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Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage
  07/01/25
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Fragrant fluffy foreskin kitchen
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Odious Grizzly Brethren
  06/30/25
bro
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
...
crusty provocative dingle berry multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
lol
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
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effete adventurous senate
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Silver gunner
  06/30/25
jfc
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Filthy Awkward Bbw
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Purple pea-brained shrine affirmative action
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Silver gunner
  07/01/25
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Hairraiser dull national security agency
  07/01/25
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cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
maroon trip state
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Dashing olive reading party prole
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
exciting red love of her life
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
lime marvelous center alpha
  06/30/25
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exciting red love of her life
  07/01/25
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Heady Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
lol
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
...
Khaki indian lodge toilet seat
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vibrant macaca
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
claret well-lubricated feces
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
stubborn spot
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
nudist home roommate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
gaped chapel nowag
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Heady Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
elite school cafeteria mood
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
exciting red love of her life
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/01/25
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exciting red love of her life
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
lascivious idea he suggested place of business
  07/01/25
😟
domesticated trailer park idiot
  07/01/25
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Wild Weed Whacker Kitty Cat
  07/01/25
holy shit
exciting red love of her life
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Heady Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Galvanic Library
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask
  07/01/25
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exciting red love of her life
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
copper spectacular garrison
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
exciting red love of her life
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Pink stag film
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
lascivious idea he suggested place of business
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
floppy ape rigor
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
exciting red love of her life
  07/06/25
...
copper spectacular garrison
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Appetizing swollen box office gay wizard
  07/06/25
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cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing
  07/06/25
lol
impressive ruby station immigrant
  07/07/25
wow
exciting red love of her life
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Racy azure hospital factory reset button

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: glassy hominid coldplay fan

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Fragrant fluffy foreskin kitchen

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Ivory wagecucks

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Odious Grizzly Brethren

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious voyeur

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: slate nursing home jew

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Filthy Awkward Bbw

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly background story

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: lime marvelous center alpha

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Self-centered Crystalline Preventive Strike

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Light thriller ratface public bath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: arousing psychic dog poop

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Filthy Awkward Bbw

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dashing olive reading party prole

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Self-centered Crystalline Preventive Strike

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lime marvelous center alpha

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing psychic dog poop

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Zippy Queen Of The Night Field

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Flirting amber tanning salon

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: irradiated double fault parlour

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lime marvelous center alpha

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Flirting amber tanning salon

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Racy azure hospital factory reset button

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lime marvelous center alpha

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Dashing olive reading party prole

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac nofapping lay trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Mauve submissive water buffalo

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered national masturbator

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser dull national security agency

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered national masturbator

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Outnumbered national masturbator

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sadistic lodge community account

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: maize 180 sanctuary

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: crusty provocative dingle berry multi-billionaire

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Khaki indian lodge toilet seat

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Glittery party of the first part clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: copper spectacular garrison

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Chrome Hunting Ground

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: slate nursing home jew

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Khaki indian lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: lime marvelous center alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Self-centered Crystalline Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Purple pea-brained shrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: maize 180 sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: crusty provocative dingle berry multi-billionaire

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Mauve submissive water buffalo

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: charismatic plaza scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Big goal in life puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate dragon crotch

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Fragrant fluffy foreskin kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Odious Grizzly Brethren

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: crusty provocative dingle berry multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: effete adventurous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Silver gunner

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Filthy Awkward Bbw

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Purple pea-brained shrine affirmative action

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Silver gunner

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser dull national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: maroon trip state

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Dashing olive reading party prole

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: lime marvelous center alpha

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: exciting red love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Heady Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Khaki indian lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vibrant macaca

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: claret well-lubricated feces

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: stubborn spot

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: nudist home roommate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: gaped chapel nowag

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Bawdyhouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria mood

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: exciting red love of her life

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: exciting red love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested place of business

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: domesticated trailer park idiot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Wild Weed Whacker Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Bawdyhouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Library

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: exciting red love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shaky theater stage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: copper spectacular garrison

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Sound Barrier Pocket Flask

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Pink stag film

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested place of business

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: floppy ape rigor

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: copper spectacular garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Appetizing swollen box office gay wizard

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle partner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: impressive ruby station immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: exciting red love of her life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)