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🎄Poast ITT and I will tell you what Christmas gift you’re getting from Sant

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Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
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titillating painfully honest clown state
  12/25/25
A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!
titillating painfully honest clown state
  12/25/25
That's a value of $149.99!
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Jade Cerebral Round Eye Factory Reset Button
  12/25/25
A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitle...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
wow
Jade Cerebral Round Eye Factory Reset Button
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talented boltzmann scourge upon the earth
  12/25/25
A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
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William of Nigger
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buff self-absorbed step-uncle's house
  12/25/25
A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luff...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm ...
Marshall W. Waller
  12/25/25
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Avocado alcoholic karate
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A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream
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poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
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Dashing multi-billionaire business firm
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A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword use...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
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talented boltzmann scourge upon the earth
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dupa
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trip depressive love of her life
  12/25/25
A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive acces...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.
trip depressive love of her life
  12/25/25
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concupiscible out-of-control generalized bond crackhouse
  12/25/25
A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glas...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription gl...
concupiscible out-of-control generalized bond crackhouse
  12/25/25
Really thoughtful gifts itt
haunting big voyeur
  12/25/25
A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back ...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
Cheapass
Laplanchianly intromissioned severely
  12/25/25
Take it up with Santa, champ
Online's Top Guy
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shimmering useless personal credit line
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A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
Tyft
shimmering useless personal credit line
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pearl organic girlfriend institution
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Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
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pearl organic girlfriend institution
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180 Stag Film Windowlicker
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2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpour...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
  12/25/25
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wonderful station
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Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
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Naked police squad piazza
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A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister...
Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner
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As far as they will go but even farther
  12/25/25
A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered,...
Online's Top Guy
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William of Nigger
  12/25/25
Sup?
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“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kipp...
Online's Top Guy
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Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/25/25
Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nub...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
Best. Christmas. Ever.
Nippon Professional Baseball
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David Poaster Wallace
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Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” ...
Online's Top Guy
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ashkenazi kike
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A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of...
Online's Top Guy
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STEPHEN MILLER
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sensitive to ugliness
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Christoph Waltz stare
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STEPHEN MILLER
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A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superim...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as we...
STEPHEN MILLER
  12/29/25
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/26/25
A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be conve...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/26/25
Did everyone enjoy their presents? Hope all poasters had ...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
:)
santa's top guy
  12/31/25
A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that come...
Online's Top Guy
  12/31/25
I've earned this
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  12/31/25


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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49538999)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: titillating painfully honest clown state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539004)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539010)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: titillating painfully honest clown state

Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539024)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

That's a value of $149.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539206)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Jade Cerebral Round Eye Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539019)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539021)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Jade Cerebral Round Eye Factory Reset Button

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539129)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: talented boltzmann scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539020)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539028)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539468)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: buff self-absorbed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539025)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luffa species native to Evropa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539031)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm going to use for my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539757)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Avocado alcoholic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539034)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539036)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539252)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Dashing multi-billionaire business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539043)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword used by 17-year-old Japanese right-wing ultranationalist Otoya Yamaguchi to assassinate Inejirō Asanuma, chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, in 1960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539048)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: talented boltzmann scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539104)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539332)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: trip depressive love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539057)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive access to Jasmine™, the latest cutting-edge multimodal AI personal assistant trained with the help of thousands of hours of reinforcement learning designed by Japanese geishas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539075)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: trip depressive love of her life

oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539078)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control generalized bond crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539061)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glasses with built-in Klarna subscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539084)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control generalized bond crackhouse

wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription glasses not flame. not that Meta AI trash, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539138)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: haunting big voyeur

Really thoughtful gifts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539079)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back that reads: "Every sophisticated thinker knows that they can only know themselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539086)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Laplanchianly intromissioned severely

Cheapass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539250)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Take it up with Santa, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539258)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: shimmering useless personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539080)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're going somewhere with women who might try to seduce you away from your loving girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: shimmering useless personal credit line

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539145)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: pearl organic girlfriend institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539093)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North American buffalo leather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539099)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: pearl organic girlfriend institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539100)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: 180 Stag Film Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539095)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpourri blend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539102)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: wonderful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539140)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Naked police squad piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539141)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous haunted graveyard gunner

A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister in law as a "joke gift"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539149)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539201)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered, queer and disabled-friendly remake of the hit party game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539242)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539466)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539207)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kippah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539246)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539474)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nubile horny 18 year old Asian girls delivered to your doorstep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539488)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Best. Christmas. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539502)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539640)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” lawn mower (requires limited human supervision)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539673)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: ashkenazi kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539760)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” as it spins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49539773)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540062)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540083)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (🐾👣)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540061)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superimposed on top of pictures of Richmond, VA slip-n-fall attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540080)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 1:39 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49546501)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540082)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be converted into a star of David emblem depending on the place and setting that you're attending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540085)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49540087)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Did everyone enjoy their presents?

Hope all poasters had a joyous and Merry Christmas, except for the ones I don't like!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49541263)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: santa's top guy

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49551910)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that comes with a prescription by a licensed psychiatrist, personalized to you, that directs you to keep the doll in the common area of your home at all times in order to help you respect women more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49551949)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: santa's top guy

I've earned this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2#49551997)