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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
electric yarmulke
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Nighttime stead
  04/18/25
Cr.
alcoholic candlestick maker quadroon
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
fiercely-loyal exhilarant hunting ground
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Drab Talented Senate Codepig
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Greedy Faggotry
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Hairraiser buff national security agency
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse
  04/18/25
...
Razzmatazz regret
  04/18/25
...
Dead space black woman
  08/17/26
...
Metal potus
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
galvanic burgundy coldplay fan deer antler
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
cocky toaster toilet seat
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
cocky toaster toilet seat
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Razzmatazz regret
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
cocky toaster toilet seat
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
cocky toaster toilet seat
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
insane forum
  04/18/25
jfc goys
cocky toaster toilet seat
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Razzmatazz regret
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Painfully Honest Soul-stirring Center Goal In Life
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Razzmatazz regret
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Painfully Honest Soul-stirring Center Goal In Life
  04/18/25
...
Outnumbered set
  08/17/26
...
Outnumbered set
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site
  04/18/25
...
Frozen Flesh Ticket Booth
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
cocky toaster toilet seat
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/18/25
...
Metal potus
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
violent nibblets
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Painfully Honest Soul-stirring Center Goal In Life
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Nighttime stead
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Mischievous heady lay milk
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
...
Outnumbered set
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Balding Becky State
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Balding Becky State
  08/17/26
...
Indigo home dysfunction
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
fiercely-loyal exhilarant hunting ground
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Mischievous heady lay milk
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: electric yarmulke

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Nighttime stead

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: alcoholic candlestick maker quadroon

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exhilarant hunting ground

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Drab Talented Senate Codepig

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Greedy Faggotry

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser buff national security agency

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Dead space black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Metal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy coldplay fan deer antler

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: cocky toaster toilet seat

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: cocky toaster toilet seat

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz regret

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: cocky toaster toilet seat

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: cocky toaster toilet seat

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: insane forum

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cocky toaster toilet seat

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz regret

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Soul-stirring Center Goal In Life

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz regret

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Soul-stirring Center Goal In Life

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Outnumbered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Frozen Flesh Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cocky toaster toilet seat

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Metal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: violent nibblets

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Soul-stirring Center Goal In Life

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Nighttime stead

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Outnumbered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: glittery umber boiling water meetinghouse

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Balding Becky State

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Balding Becky State

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Indigo home dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Trump Supporter Site

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal exhilarant hunting ground

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Mischievous heady lay milk

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)