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*Jewish Pumo prepares another "Tesla is fukt" thread as TSLA soars up to $400*
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
lol you really can't make this shit up
Anyway remember to exit all exposed positions ASAP, TSLA is a total scam which will come crashing down to zero veddy veddy soon, "trust me I know these things," etc etc etc.
I mean, when in the history of XO have a bunch of Liberal Jewish Pumos ever given you bad blackpilled financial advice before, you stupid goys?!
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: stock market Are libs still trying to vandalize teslas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727386&forum_id=2#48945026) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
They would but AFAIK nobody actually owns or buys "Teslas" anymore, and everyone who used to own one (FYI they all hated them btw) got rid of them in disgust after Elon Musk outed himself as a retarded Nazi asshole, so it's impossible for libs to vandalize something that doesn't even exist anymore out in the world IMO. |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,.., cr. If these Jewish pumos had followed TBF’s advice and invested $10,000 in TSLA back in, say, November 2021 they’d have…
*checks notes*
…$9,000 now |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Hmmm, I wonder why this Pumo just happened to specifically identify "November 2021," instead of simply saying "2021" or whatever. I'm sure that was just a total coincidence and isn't indicative that this is a hilariously badfaith example of extreme statistical cherry-picking that is being invoked to support an otherwise totally baseless proposition..."
But yeah fair point Ari, overall TSLA has been a terrible stonk to hold over the last five years. Most people who did that lost money doing it, as you correctly point out!
Can't possibly argue with that... it's not like anyone poasting on XO can literally Google "TSLA historical stock performance since 2020" and have a chart pulled up showing the whole story in under 5 seconds, or anything like that.
LJL it's amazing that this sort of gay Jewish shit actually used to work on Boomers before the internet came along and completely leveled the playing field. |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,.., cr. if you just timed the market perfectly over the past 5 years and only bought the dips then TSLA has been a great investment. it’s not hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727386&forum_id=2#48945046) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:28 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Oh so you just timed the market perfectly, then? That's what you're claiming, hmmm? You only bought the dips?"
If by "timed the market perfectly" and "only buying the dips" you mean "if you bought TSLA literally at any point within the last five years except for during the ~4 months of total time during that period (representing ~6% of the time window) when it was briefly above its current valuation," then yes, you "timed the market perfectly" and TSLA is currently a positive investment for you.
But I guess you're right that if you happened to exclusively buy TSLA during the ~6% of that five-year window when it was valued higher than it is right now, then you're currently in the red on your TSLA shares (at least for the time being). Damn, that sucks... I guess just keep holding? IDK, maybe Tommy T can jump in here with some brilliant advice for those folx.
In summary, thanks for taking me to task here, Ari, I think we all learned a lot from this exchange. Grrrr, TSLA sucks! |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:31 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) rate my dbg kike sophistry analysis
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724947&mc=121&forum_id=2#48932761 |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
*Angry midtwit goy retard who isn't smart enough to realize that if a stonk isn't *literally* currently sitting at or above its ATH, that means it's objectively total shit and only a retard would still be holding it*
This is just simple settled economics, goy... that's why I personally ONLY hold stonks that are currently sitting at or above their ATHs! |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) 99.9% of the time tsla isnt trading at its ath so youre fucking done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727386&forum_id=2#48945361) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
I literally just checked and I don't think I own a SINGLE asset that is currently sitting at it's ATH right now.
I'm a complete retard. Fuck. |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) if at any time you own something that once sold more than its current price (even if you bought for 90% of that) youre done here. people from my high school bought 50% annualized securities than never had a down day all the time, it was no big deal.
now read and r8 my dbg poast |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: theranchman I still have no idea what you’re arguing in these threads. Long Tsla/short Spx? long risk until it finally craps out as long end yields surge? Long megcap regardless? Long Tesla/short non-Tesla megacap?
WHAT IS YOUR THESIS MAN |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
TBF: "For years now I have been consistently megabullish on Elon/Tesla (for various reasons that I have spelled out on the bort at length at least a dozen times at this point), and I think that in 2025, TSLA remains such a strong hold that I wouldn't even considering selling any of my shares for 5+ years minimu--"
theranchman: "GODDAMMIT MAN, STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES AND JUST TELL US WHAT YOU BELIEVE AND WHAT YOUR PLAN IS... THIS VAGUE SMOKE AND MIRRORS SHIT IS INFURIATING!" |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: theranchman TBF: hur dur long crypto and TSLA?!
ranchman: why? because youre long risk? because youre long megacap? because tsla will outperform spx? TSLA moves because of a number of variables, and because of these variables, you give yourself all sorts of wiggle room regardless of what occurs to say youre right
TBF: IM NOT JEWISH I SWEAR |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Nigga what the actual fuck are you even talking about?
You're mad because I'm not spelling outexactly what underpins my investment thesis using the proper (((econ gibberish))) and with reference to macro-level global economic conditions/theories or whatever? You're really trying to claim here that my failure to deploy gay little technical terms like "I'm long megacap btw" and "oh I think it's a good hold until long end yields surge" somehow makes ME the Jewish one in this conversation?
Here let me flesh this out and make it real nice and pretty for you, my "goy friend":
"TSLA still gud buy in 2025, gud hold through 2030. Revolutionary company. Elon genus. Great future, period. If TSLA go up big by 2030, I right. If TSLA go down / stay flat over next 5 years, I wrong. Clear, falsifiable prediction... gud! Bookmark thred! Ooga-booga!"
Faggot. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: theranchman (financial mastermind)
keep touting your stock picks Ms. Wood |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
*Surveys my well-documented performance of offering speculative investment picks on XO over the last decade and a half and the massive returns almost all of those picks have generated during that time*
Will do, thank |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: theranchman (surveys "long btc" and "long tsla" during unprecedented monetary expansion you apparently weren't even aware of)
2 for 2 cathie! keep going! |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Lmao I love that we're now in the "Oh yeah, 'long BTC' and 'long TSLA' wow ur a financial genius great picks Einstein who could have ever predicted that hey do you also think the sun will rise again tomorrow?" phase of obnoxious faggots shitting on my investment calls.
Sure beats the long "LOL u really fell for the scams and dumped ur money into 'internet money' and 'electric cars'?! LMAO you retard!" phase we were in for a while there. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: theranchman and cathie wood is a genius! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727386&forum_id=2#48948469) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Well have her returns on capital allocation significantly outpaced yours over the last 10+ years?
If so, then regardless of whether she's "a genius" or not, maybe you should consider shutting the fuck up and not trying to smugly "dunk" on her when it comes to discussing investment strategies until you start crushing her results for at least a few years running. Because I'm pretty sure that in the realm of speculative investing that's all that really matters IRL, IMO AFAIK.
Just a thought, haha yeah haha. ;) |