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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Gold Talking National
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
azure temple puppy
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
self-absorbed ebony jap
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Vigorous becky
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Bisexual Theater Boiling Water
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
sable vivacious giraffe incel
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Concupiscible Cyan Office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Appetizing Cerise Windowlicker Principal's Office
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
nighttime legal warrant sanctuary
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Crusty violent gas station
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
boyish unhinged stage lettuce
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
irradiated doobsian foreskin
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
nudist forum
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
iridescent parlour
  06/30/25
cr
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
nighttime legal warrant sanctuary
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
blathering death wish
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
irradiated doobsian foreskin
  06/30/25
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Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
boyish unhinged stage lettuce
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
iridescent parlour
  06/30/25
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Beady-eyed nursing home
  07/01/25
*bussy
Aphrodisiac hospital ceo
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
sable vivacious giraffe incel
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Supple heaven voyeur
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
erotic space
  06/30/25
fuck
boyish unhinged stage lettuce
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Supple heaven voyeur
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Gold Talking National
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
boyish unhinged stage lettuce
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
blathering death wish
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
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Excitant Really Tough Guy Spot
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
effete brilliant hunting ground jewess
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
cracking adulterous police squad
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Submissive Jet-lagged Community Account Chad
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
cracking adulterous police squad
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
cracking adulterous police squad
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Charismatic flesh cuckoldry tattoo
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Snowy Stag Film
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Maize Indian Lodge Rigor
  06/30/25
tcr
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
just jump
Deep startling tanning salon weed whacker
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
...
Sooty ladyboy water buffalo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
passionate opaque immigrant
  06/30/25
wow
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
zippy crystalline station
  06/30/25
JFC man
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Appetizing Cerise Windowlicker Principal's Office
  06/30/25
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Deep startling tanning salon weed whacker
  06/30/25
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boyish unhinged stage lettuce
  06/30/25
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irradiated doobsian foreskin
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating school cafeteria kitty
  06/30/25
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Stirring mood step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
Snowy Stag Film
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Maize Indian Lodge Rigor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
effete brilliant hunting ground jewess
  06/30/25
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Maroon adventurous market
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed nursing home
  07/01/25
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Vengeful zombie-like range
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
purple greedy box office jew
  07/01/25
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Cocky feces roommate
  07/01/25
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self-absorbed ebony jap
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Bisexual Theater Boiling Water
  06/30/25
bro
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
...
Maize Indian Lodge Rigor
  06/30/25
lol
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
...
ungodly locale
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Poppy motley church
  06/30/25
jfc
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
nighttime legal warrant sanctuary
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Cheese-eating school cafeteria kitty
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Stirring mood step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Poppy motley church
  07/01/25
...
Submissive Jet-lagged Community Account Chad
  07/01/25
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Stirring mood step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cocky feces roommate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Onyx aromatic blood rage pit
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
blathering death wish
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
boyish unhinged stage lettuce
  06/30/25
...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/01/25
...
lake bbw
  07/01/25
lol
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
...
Deep startling tanning salon weed whacker
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Umber parlor
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
talented embarrassed to the bone philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
180 hyperventilating menage
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
cerebral judgmental keepsake machete new version
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
slate plaza pervert
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
lake bbw
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
irate misunderstood idiot sound barrier
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/01/25
...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Beady-eyed nursing home
  07/01/25
😟
Smoky razzmatazz native gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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mahogany organic girlfriend son of senegal
  07/01/25
holy shit
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
lake bbw
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Fuchsia Buck-toothed Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cocky feces roommate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
sable vivacious giraffe incel
  07/01/25
...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cocky feces roommate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cocky feces roommate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
passionate opaque immigrant
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
sable vivacious giraffe incel
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
hateful sepia property indirect expression
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Beady-eyed nursing home
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Grizzly Dead Friendly Grandma
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/06/25
...
passionate opaque immigrant
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Ivory thriller twinkling uncleanness corner
  07/06/25
...
Stirring mood step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
lol
Useless ape people who are hurt
  07/07/25
wow
arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Gold Talking National

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: azure temple puppy

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed ebony jap

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vigorous becky

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Theater Boiling Water

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sable vivacious giraffe incel

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cyan Office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Cerise Windowlicker Principal's Office

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: nighttime legal warrant sanctuary

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Crusty violent gas station

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: boyish unhinged stage lettuce

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian foreskin

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: nudist forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: iridescent parlour

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: nighttime legal warrant sanctuary

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: blathering death wish

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian foreskin

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: boyish unhinged stage lettuce

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: iridescent parlour

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hospital ceo

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sable vivacious giraffe incel

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Supple heaven voyeur

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: erotic space

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: boyish unhinged stage lettuce

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Supple heaven voyeur

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Gold Talking National

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: boyish unhinged stage lettuce

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: blathering death wish

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Excitant Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: effete brilliant hunting ground jewess

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cracking adulterous police squad

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Submissive Jet-lagged Community Account Chad

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cracking adulterous police squad

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cracking adulterous police squad

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic flesh cuckoldry tattoo

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Snowy Stag Film

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Maize Indian Lodge Rigor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Deep startling tanning salon weed whacker

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Sooty ladyboy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: passionate opaque immigrant

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: zippy crystalline station

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Cerise Windowlicker Principal's Office

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Deep startling tanning salon weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: boyish unhinged stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating school cafeteria kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Stirring mood step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Snowy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Maize Indian Lodge Rigor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: effete brilliant hunting ground jewess

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Maroon adventurous market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vengeful zombie-like range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: purple greedy box office jew

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cocky feces roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed ebony jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bisexual Theater Boiling Water

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Maize Indian Lodge Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ungodly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Poppy motley church

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: nighttime legal warrant sanctuary

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating school cafeteria kitty

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Stirring mood step-uncle's house

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Poppy motley church

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Submissive Jet-lagged Community Account Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stirring mood step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cocky feces roommate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Onyx aromatic blood rage pit

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: blathering death wish

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: boyish unhinged stage lettuce

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: lake bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Deep startling tanning salon weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Umber parlor

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: talented embarrassed to the bone philosopher-king

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating menage

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cerebral judgmental keepsake machete new version

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: slate plaza pervert

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: lake bbw

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: irate misunderstood idiot sound barrier

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Smoky razzmatazz native gaming laptop

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: lake bbw

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia Buck-toothed Meetinghouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cocky feces roommate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sable vivacious giraffe incel

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cocky feces roommate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cocky feces roommate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: passionate opaque immigrant

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: sable vivacious giraffe incel

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: hateful sepia property indirect expression

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Dead Friendly Grandma

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: passionate opaque immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Ivory thriller twinkling uncleanness corner

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Stirring mood step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Useless ape people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: arrogant exhilarant rehab preventive strike

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)