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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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bright pit
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Buff Internet-worthy Market Dog Poop
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
Curious Temple
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Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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rachmiel autoadmit
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
Mentally Impaired Lime Hall
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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floppy theatre
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: gold demanding meetinghouse ceo

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Bonkers spot digit ratio

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: gold demanding meetinghouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: maize razzle location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: provocative splenetic heaven

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: talking brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Grizzly Violent Piazza Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: costumed odious brethren faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: orange doobsian messiness shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Ocher fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: marvelous thirsty menage legal warrant

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: out-of-control mad cow disease field

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Arousing Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: talking brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Burgundy Seedy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant cuckold generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: vigorous hospital boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty menage legal warrant

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Arousing Pocket Flask

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: out-of-control mad cow disease field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: bright pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: costumed odious brethren faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Sick motley space

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Buff Internet-worthy Market Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: talking brunch

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: pearly mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Buff Internet-worthy Market Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone clear national

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: irradiated indian lodge police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: costumed odious brethren faggot firefighter

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Curious Temple

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: White kitchen factory reset button

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: boyish athletic conference

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Yellow stirring queen of the night casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Sick motley space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone clear national

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: floppy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Racy azure garrison

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Painfully honest supple stage deer antler

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: titillating jade love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Arousing Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Cracking shivering death wish marketing idea

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: 180 territorial trust fund set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Racy azure garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Racy azure garrison

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Greedy Lodge Windowlicker

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Charismatic Dragon

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lime Hall

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping cruise ship

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Brilliant Jap Step-uncle's House

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: floppy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic infuriating state

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: house-broken insanely creepy useless brakes trump supporter

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Sick motley space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: bright pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: costumed odious brethren faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: charcoal passionate keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: gold demanding meetinghouse ceo

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Yellow stirring queen of the night casino

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: impressive ivory plaza selfie

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Erotic Dark University Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Amber Bawdyhouse

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored twisted shitlib

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: floppy theatre

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: balding bipolar genital piercing point

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: bright pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lime Hall

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone clear national

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: electric cocky macaca indirect expression

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mint whorehouse liquid oxygen

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: gold demanding meetinghouse ceo

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Curious Temple

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: crimson institution

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37915994)